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Soooooo........I did NOT get a boob job. Of course! That was only a joke, an early April fools joke kind of. HA HA!
What I can say about the possibility about me getting a boob job is that I am happy with my boobs. Although I do have to admit that I do not know how I would feel about them if they looked anything different than they do now, like if I had a kid or two and let's say for some reason I would be dancing after having kids (oh the horror). Then maybe, due to the dancing I would consider getting a boob job. BUT I don't have kids and IF I would have them, I think I would put away my stripper heels for good........
I did not grow up thinking there was anything "wrong" with me unless I had a rack like the Baywatch chicks in the 90's. I worked at the clubs in Vegas where at least 60 % (my guess) if not more of the girls have boob jobs, like D cups on average. It never made me feel like I was "too small". I ❤ my boobs. Too big would definitely be an inconvenience for me and my lifestyle, although I do enjoy looking at a pair of beautiful large boobs. There is a girl that comes into the club here once in a while, she has some big amazing looking boobs. They are gorgeous and real! I am going to see if she will let me take a pic of them so I can show you all. Her boobs in a tight white tank top can cause traffic accidents. And then I have also looked at some weird looking, botched boob jobs in horror, kind of entertaining actually.......! There are girls out there who seem to think that getting some fake boobs will indeed make their life better, I have met and known these girls. Actually there is a link between implants, suicide and depression. If you are a sad person, thinking that the fake boobs will save you somehow you are only setting yourself up for disappointment. Sure you might get some extra attention from guys that will gawk at your chest when you wear a low cut or tight top........and? It takes much more than some fake boobs to keep a man interested in you, fall in love and maintain a meaningful relationship. Any girl can get attention from guys, any girl can have a one night stand, it's easy. I've been getting attention from guys since I was about 14, I'm used to it, I wave it away, it is not that important. Sure it can be fun sometimes but it can also be an unwelcome annoyance. Besides, there is so much more girls should strive for than getting attention from guys. But what we see and hear all around us, the information we get from media tells us something different, if you choose to listen to that and believe in it. I am not saying that there is anything wrong with plastic surgery, just don't think that it will make you happy and solve all your problems. If it was that simple, everybody would invest $ 5000 or so in some boobs and live happily ever after. Being happy and living a good life is more complex than that.........start with feeling happy within yourself.

You want to read a little more about what the "experts" have to say on this subject? implants

The reason I didn't write any blogs this weekend is because I went camping. I went to a cabin located at Upper Ohmer Lake. It was so nice! The cabin was built in 2004 and anyone can rent it for $ 45/night. The cabin is made out of wood, has two bunk beds, a large table, a wood burning stove and a large deck. It also comes with a boat and oars for when the snow and ice is gone from the lake. I fell in love with the stove, it was small but worked really good. The whole cabin felt so warm and cozy. A different kind of warm than central heating. Now I want a wood burning stove.

Chhaya had a great time, enjoying every minute of running around and sniffing everything. Growling at strange noises at night. Gnawing on different sticks. She even did some ice fishing for the first time.

Things that I like to do when I go camping? Play games, I always bring chess and Scrabble, sometimes Four in a Row. I eat a lot and I always listen to Coast To Coast at night, so COZY and FUN!

I love camping, hiking and hot springs. Staying in a tent is fun but I prefer a rustic cabin with a wood burning stove. I am going again in a few months. If you want to rent this cabin or a similar one in your area or somewhere else, you can do so by booking online. www.recreation.gov

I am recovering from my boob job. I don't feel any pain at all, I am ecstatic and in a happy fog of pain killers. Can't wait to venture out tomorrow in a low cut top to show off my new boobs, I don't care that they are swollen, hard and covered in bandages.
Big boobs are always sexy, well at least I heard that guys think so. That must mean it is true.......right? So now I have DOUBLE D's. This means that I will make so much more money, I will soon be a multi millionaire instead of only a millionaire and I will never again be unhappy. My double D's will bring me endless fortunes and happiness. Well, I am going to drink some lemonade now, take another Vicoden and watch Sex and the City . Oh and I am going back to work as soon as I can, I can't wait to show everybody my new boobs! SEKSI!!!

Didn't February just fly by? I think so. March 1 today. Yesterday evening I could tell that there was a beautiful pink and red sunset here, I tried to get down to the beach in time to capture the sun and all the colors before it totally disappeared but I was too late. Another time. This is all I got, last sunset of February 2013.......I feel weird that time goes by so fast. Sooner than I know I am going to be 80 and remember these days.......life is such a strange journey.



So last night I went to work. If I don't make at least $ 50 each time I go on stage I get very cranky. People do not want to experience my anger so they throw lots of money when I am up, not only money, all kinds of other things too. So I decided that me and Sharon are going to start a two woman band. We are going to toot horns, one in the pink, one in the stink and look cute. There will be occasional visual effects in form of blue flames too. How can it not become a huge success? Look for us on American Idol, coming soon to your tv. The name of our band? Dirty Sanchez of course! That is what I wanted my other band to be called........see I wanted to start a band a while back with my two old roommates Mikey and Mike. Who cares that we could not play any instruments? I didn't care. I was convinced that our charisma and my crazy antics would so make up for any lack in musical talents. There is always impro - works great! Sadly Mikey and Mike were not as convinced as I was, why I do not know...... so I had to put my dream about being in a band called Dirty Sanchez on ice, until now. Me and Sharon are starting band practice next week.
Well I am in bed, getting tired. Just ate two cups of FAGE Greek yogurt with honey cause I was starving. One more thing.......I am taking a break from the blog until either Sunday evening or Monday. Do you think you can survive without me for a few days? You can always read all my old blogs, just look in the archives, there are plenty (over 1500) to keep you occupied. Why am I taking a break? Guess! Maybe I am taking some time off to get a boob job?



PS. OF COURSE I am JOKING about getting cranky if I do not make at least $ 50 each time I go on stage........Actually I get FURIOUS if I don't make at least $ 100.

I read a snippet from a kind of funny article today based on a study funded by a grant from Coca Cola (soft drink giant) that women today are fatter than 50 years ago because they do less work around the house. I immediately pulled out the vacuum, filled up a bucket with water and started cleaning frenetically. OH NO! I can't get fat!
I need to double the time I spend vacuuming, dusting, doing laundry, mopping floors etc around here. Then again, I wonder are men too fatter than they were on average 50 years ago? Of course they are! Look around, duh! Time to get those hours in doing housework guys! Does drinking large quantities of soda like Coca Cola have anything to do with expanding waistlines? I can think of all kinds of reason that people are larger sized today on average than they were 50 years ago. I usually break a sweat when I vacuum but I would have to do a whole lot of vacuuming every day in order to get in a good work out. 30 minutes on the elliptical gets my heart rate going way more than some vacuuming. Besides......I am not a housewife, since I make a living outside the home I don't qualify to be in the housewife bracket. I am busy with my career as a DANCER - Thank You very much! Tons of opportunities for all kinds of promotions in my line of work! For example, when I started dancing I was rather shy and quiet (for about three months) now I tell others what to do, I boss people around all the time - it's FUN! Also, in the beginning my heels were not as tall, now they are 7''. Next step? 8''.
What's next for me? How about politics? If Ashley Judd and Eva Longoria are dipping their toes into the political field, so can I. I associate Eva Longoria with drama with her ex husband and some interviews where she talked about her butt and staying skinny.
If you have been reading my blog for a while you know that I have a hell lot more to talk about than my butt and my weight.
Speaking of my butt......I really do need to get in the shower and get ready for work.
All kinds of people are going to stare at my butt tonight and pay me for the privilege of doing so.........