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I have been so busy today with talking on the phone, Coffee Roasters, the gym and just doing stuff that I am now finally sitting down at the kitchen table. I am going to eat some food (I'm staaaaarving), rest a bit and then get ready for work.
What I wanted to share with you today is a blog another dancer wrote, funny thing is that she goes by super00nova. What a coincidence! She is a dancer with a blog and calls herself super00nova. I think her blog is good although she doesn't update it often, she writes well, keeps your interest and she is funny. Her blog is called Tales From Beyond the Stage . She has an entry about customer etiquette and I think it is sooooooo on point and hilarious that I MUST copy it and put it on my blog. But is was not written by me, I do not take credit for it whatsoever. I did e mail her and asked for permission to copy this but I haven't heard anything back. Anyways, here it is.

"So, since I have posted about Stripper Etiquette not too long ago, I thought I may share the proper behavior of customers, since we as dancers tend to get a lot of weirdos, out-of-towners, and club virgins. It is always interesting to see someone come in that is so obviously not used to such an environment – you can always spot them from across the club.
I would also like to say that this is both for the customer’s enjoyment and ours as dancers. So let’s get started!"

1. If you do not plan on buying a dance, tipping, or going to VIP, please sit at the bar if you simply MUST occupy the club. (Though, to be honest and very, very clear, we don’t want you there. At least have the decency to forewarn every girl that approaches you that you aren’t interested in her services, but you may buy her a drink (if you even have a soul..))

2. Along the same lines, if you don’t buy dances but still want our company – let us know early in the conversation. Say something nice that still gets your point across like, “I really like talking to you, and I will take care of you on stage, but dances really aren’t my thing.”

3. Please do not let us dance in front of you on stage for a whole song if you only intend on giving us two dollars.

4. If you do not like the girl that has come to your table or would prefer another one, tell her you are waiting on another girl to finish with her customer – don’t be rude.

5. Please do not touch us unless invited to do so, and even then, please be respectful.

6. We don’t think it’s very cute when you rub dollars up our legs or put them in your mouth to give them to us. Keep that in mind.

7. If you’re coming in to find a girlfriend, none of us are interested.

8. You do not need to “hide” the fact that you’re married, nor do you need to make yourself appear to be more interesting than you really are.

9. If you ask “What goes on” in VIP, the truth would most likely disappoint you.

10. Unless it is enough to put a down payment on a luxury vehicle, please don’t expect us to be genuinely surprised by the amount of money you spend. (Not to be confused with unappreciative, I appreciate everything, but few things surprise me as far as how much money someone will blow through in an evening of good company.)

11. Don’t ever use the words “Work for it” when speaking to us or a club employee.

12. Feel free to use the club’s shuttle service if one is provided, it is there to keep you safe after a long night of drinking!

13. Tip your waitress or the bartender well, you will always get better service if you show appreciation!

14. If you just sit down and have a normal conversation with a girl, you will almost always have a better time than if you try to show off or pick someone up. Just relax!

You can find super00nova's blog here

Look at my CUTE family cloth! Now I can be pampered too! And that is a bottle of Poo Pourri spray on top. You know, you don't want the bathroom to be stinky do you? I sent some Poo Pourri spray to a friend once and he thought it was cologne and sprayed some on him. LOL.



Well, actually I am just JOKING as always. I make myself laugh ALL the time.
The previous blog about the mama cloth and family cloth inspired this entry. I put my wash cloths on the toilet paper hanger and took a picture. So no, that is not family cloth, I am still using regular toilet paper, not even close to switching to the cloth kind. But that is my Poo Pourri spray. OMG I can't believe that over 1000 people will read this.......and think I am some kind of a weirdo. I LOVE IT !! And YES, I am a weirdo!
That is why you read my blog!

I woke up a little while ago and I am still in bed reading stuff online. So I came across a blog about green living and I read for the first time about mama cloth and family cloth. Have you ever heard about mama cloth and family cloth? I looked it up. Hmmmmmm..........I do things like recycle, I try to remember to always bring my own shopping bag when I go to the grocery store. It's fun, usually the cashier says, "Thanks for bringing your own bag." And I think (not sure) that you save a whopping five cents since you wont get charged for plastic bags! I am frugal! And green! Kind of. 🙂
What else do I do, lets see...........I recently got that stainless steel mug for my latte's.
So no more wasting paper cups. Well, I am not going to claim here that I will never again get a latte in a paper cup but I have reduced my consumption of the paper cups. And I try to eco drive. But back to the mama and family cloth. I don't think I am ready for that, don't know if I ever will be but anything is possible! I do think it is cool that some people do it. I mean, really......GOOD for them!
Mama cloth is a menstrual pad made of some kind of absorbing cloth that you stick in your panties when you are on your period and then you wash it. Family cloth is cloth toilet paper. I guess it feels "wonderful and pampering" when you wipe your butt with it. This is what I read. And then you put it in a hamper and when that is full or you run out of your family cloth you throw it in the washer. I am fully aware of that regular white toilet paper is a waste and probably full of bleach too. Maybe I should go to Jo-Ann Fabric today and buy some sort of cloth.........with Hello Kitty on it and cut out my own mama cloths and family cloth wipes? Or on the other hand, I think I am going to grab my stainless steel mug and get my latte and a scone. I am starving.
Here is an example of what family cloth can look like, maybe you will get inspired by it?!

I found this sad picture in a magazine the other day and I am a huge animal rights activist. I think that trophy hunting is barbaric and shows a very primitive and uneducated side in the people that take part in it. I don't care how much money you paid to go on some trip to shoot yourself a wolf, tiger, zebra etc - that doesn't make it RIGHT. I would never in my life have an animal head on my wall, a zebra rug on my floor or wear a fur coat.
The animals are killed with the sole purpose of being showcased as a trophy. They are not killed for the consumption of their meat. I am not going to be a hypocrite (because I personally can't stand hypocrites) and say that I never eat meat or wear clothing made from the skin of an animal. I do eat meat once in a while, I am a flexitarian. And I do have some clothing made of leather, for example leather pants. I am pretty sure the leather my pants are made of came from a cow that got slaughtered for it's meat, so the skin was a byproduct. I would never wear an animal that was slaughtered solely for the reason to become some pants or a coat. Like mink or fox.
I get really surprised when I see women hunting for trophies, they must have some extra testosterone or are trying hard to show off to the boys that they too can be bad ass - that is how I see it. Men that do it, to me, want to show off their power and often wealth. Power trip. To me it is tacky and like I already said.......barbaric and uneducated.
I'd much rather preserve the tigers and other endangered species in the world than let men get an ego boost.
It is one thing if you kill an animal for it's meat and then use it's skin and fur, I can't really argue against that. But to shoot a tiger ONLY to display the head and fur in your living room..........explain the reasoning behind that for me please. And make a valid argument for it, not only, "Because I can." There are plenty of endangered animals out there getting slaughtered on a daily basis. It is so wrong!
Some dumb men think that eating a rhino horn, a tiger penis or some shark fin soup etc work as some form of miraculous aphrodisiac and will get them a bigger and harder erection. Please do not use innocent animals for your own personal limp dick problems. Hugh Hefner is 86 and he pops a Viagra. You can do it too, leave the animals alone.
And yes, it would probably be kinder of me if I raised my own chickens and cows to kill and eat. But I know myself. I would fall in love with them and not be able to kill them. How could I possibly? I rarely eat meat. There have been times when I went for years without a bite of any kind of meat and that includes fish. I realize that people do not want to give up eating meat and fish. But I do think it is possible to eat less of it and be just as healthy if not even healthier from it. And to slaughter and animal to display as a trophy or because you have a penis dysfunction? That is plain WRONG - that is the only was to look at that issue.
I also think it is really tacky of Beyonce to keep stepping out in furs and clothing made from exotic animals. It only shows that she is a very selfish person that ONLY cares to show off her wealth and how "trendy" she is. To me she is tacky. Money, as we all know it.......DOES NOT BUY YOU CLASS.

So all kinds of people are chiming in with their judgmental opinions about that Holly Madison named her newborn daughter Rainbow Aurora. Many say she is destined to become.........guess what? A stripper! Because with a name like Rainbow you are going to become a stripper no matter what. How lame can people be really? I picture these idiots mainly to be some fat women sitting in some dusty trailer park, hands going in between their semi toothless mouth and a bag of Cheetos, hating on everyone that has a better life then they do. So they talk trash on their computer about a baby's name.
I personally LOVE the names, I would had loved to be Rainbow Aurora! That is beautiful! I think that Holly picked gorgeous names for her daughter. And for some reason I suspect that little Rainbow won't grow up to be a stripper, her dad is Pasquale after all, he is most likely pretty well off by now after all the hugely successful raves he has arranged for years. His company is called INSOMNIAC and stands behind parties like EDC for example. That is Electric Daisy Carnival and I have been to many of those and I am going again this year in Chicago.
As far as Holly goes.....she should be economically ok too by now. Started out being one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends and elbowed herself to become his main girlfriend for a while. Having sex with men 60 years my senior is not my cup of tea, neither is having sex with a man that is keeping multiple girlfriends and live in the same house as them all, getting a weekly allowance and having a curfew. I'd much rather strip and be my own boss. But those were Holly's choices. Only in America! 🙂

Here is some interesting reading about the life of a Playmate........ gross

I found this pic online of me and Tara the other day.......It's from the interview I did in Williston with Tara and her fellow journalism students over a year ago now! I guess Tara liked my hair?

Because of the blog I have been contacted and in talks to many different people about interviews etc. Most of them think that I actually live in Williston, which I don't. I did this project with Tara and her crew, you can see me briefly in a documentary called Boom Behind The Bakken. When I was in Williston last I also talked to the Williston Herald about doing some reportage about me dancing there but there wasn't enough time since I was going home in a few days, I was only there for two weeks. That would had been fun though, I wish I could had done that. I have done two or three phone interviews with some magazines regarding dancing. I was in talks with and met up with a photographer for National Geographic that was planning on doing a piece on the oil boom in North Dakota. I was really hoping to land that project but in the end all that talking led to nothing and he kind of stopped communication with me, I found that rather unprofessional but that is how it is. I have been contacted by various of photographers, film makers and writers after they found my blog. Most want to do something in relation to Williston but since I am not there it doesn't happen. Forget about Williston! I am interesting enough in myself!