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While browsing online today Tatiana found out that Sarah just had an article about boobies published in the Las Vegas City Life, a weekly free magazine that comes out in Las Vegas (of course).
Here you can read the quite funny article

free my ta-tas!


While looking through the online version of City Life, Tatiana also came across something a guy wrote about a dancer and his encounter with her. Tatiana thought it was kind of lame and she couldn't help but comment on it.
This is what she wrote:
"Sorry but that was kind of lame. I am a dancer and you must have found "Pink" in the trashy section of the club. Or you just tweaked the description of her a little to fit the dumb stereotypes people have about dancers/strippers.
If you want to read about a real dancer, read MY blog!
www.fargosisters.com
Click on the blog option and enjoy!"

To mention some things Tatiana thought were lame, that would be tha language of the dancer, like "for reals". Do most people even talk like that? Traaaashy!
And how she referred to JK Rowling as "the bitch who wrote those Twilight books".
Also the 'it's at this point in the presentation, that I'm made aware of certain "a la carte" services that can be provided for an additional fee." Suuuuuure, whatever.
Tatiana does not like a single thing about this story besides the picture used for it of a girl climbing on a really tall pole. Besides that it's not good at all. But apparently good enough for City Life. Bah! Tatiana can come up with way better tales from the strip club than that. Tatiana does not know the guy that wrote this piece, he might be very nice, nothing against him, she just doesn't like this particular story.

And you can read that article here

no touch

What do you think?

Tatiana is surprised that she encounters many people that never heard of Burning Man, Tatiana is referring to Americans now.
Tatiana is planning on getting her tickets for Burning Man as soon as they get released next year. She has been wanting to go for years now but just didn't do anything about it, well enough of that. It's ON next year!!!
If you want to know more about this event you can google it.
OR check out this blog

wonderhussy

If you like reading about Tatiana's adventures, chances are you will like this blog too!
And Sarah, the girl that writes that blog, just returned from Burning Man, so there are plenty of fun pictures to see and lots to read about the event.

A girl at work, Kate, invited Tatiana to go to Ibiza with her next year. That is something Tatiana would like to do too.

Tatiana is planning on checking out this event today. It's a down home country festival y'all!
You can do things like go on a hayride, enter a pie eating contest (hmmmmm Tatiana really likes pie) or try your luck in a moose call competition. Now the moose call thing seems very interesting!

It's kind of cold here, so Tatiana needs to bundle up today. Maybe her gray skinny Diesel jeans, the Hunter's and one of her cozy scarfs?

Tatiana MIGHT be getting some help with her blog. Vielleicht. Super nice! But nothing is for sure yet.
How can Tatiana possibly learn computer language and terms when she has SO MUCH other stuff to think of and worry about. Like her pink nail polish, which shade to choose this week? And Chhaya. And her many hours of beauty sleep. The latest fashion. And the list goes on.......and on.......
It's better to leave computer problems to the experts.

But you know what? The sun is shining outside and Chhaya is waiting. So good bye until next time!

Tatiana just finished eating her latest food obsession, tomato soup and cheese sandwiches. Now it's time for dessert, eclairs and an iced vanilla latte!
The eclairs help adding that extra ooooomph to Tatiana's derriere. Actually Tatiana has been getting lots of compliments on her behind lately. From both sexes. There was a girl in Williston that decided that Tatiana had the cutest butt EVER! Well, Tatiana has to say that she has seen girls with fantastic derrieres, MUCH better than hers but it's still nice to hear that from another girl.
As far as guys and compliments. Yes, Tatiana gets those a lot but she usually answers "it's dark in here, you would never recognize me outside". And she thinks that guys compliment a lot of girls for various reasons, so Tatiana does not let this go to her head. Some also have beer goggles.
Last night somebody sitting at Tatiana's stage yelled out for everybody to hear at the end of Tatiana's second song "you are going in my fantasy file and I want to drink your bath water!" LOL. Kind of funny.
So it made Tatiana think, should she sell cute little bottles filled with bath water a la Tatiana? With a picture of Tatiana on the bottle. Will this be the next best seller? Would YOU buy Tatiana's bath water? Of course the bottle would be really cute and Tatiana's picture on the bottle would be really DA NANG and the contents would smell really good.
Speaking of Tatiana's butt, since we are on that subject......... A long time ago when Tatiana was in London she worked at some clubs there. Awful BTW, Tatiana does not recommend that to anybody, unless you want an adventure and a chance to experience the city. Anyhow, the lady that hired Tatiana (at one of the clubs) told Tatiana to lose some weight in her behind. !!!!! Back then Tatiana was more ZAFTIG. Thank goodness those days are behind her! Tatiana likes having some meat on her bones, she does not like that gaunt, bony look, but too much meat is not good either. For Tatiana. She likes to be on the skinny side. Just not bony. Who likes a bony ass anyways?

Anyhow. That's about that for now.

Todays chore? Laundry. Here is Tatiana sniffing out acceptable machines. You didn't think Tatiana was going to put her dainties into a murky, yucky machine? Nooooooooo!
Tatiana washes all her undies and socks in hot water and she hang dries all the undies and most of her other stuff, like the Victoria's Secret and Juicy sweats, tank tops, hoodies etc. Hang drying is better for the clothes and the environment!