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Entries from November 2010

Thursday, November 11. 2010

Hot springs

Went to some hot spring the other day. Tatiana and Angelica like to do outdoorsy stuff like that. Made it to two different hot springs. The second one is called Penny Hot Spring and is located right on a river. It snowed outside while we enjoyed the warm water. Chhaya loves hot springs, she will just sit in them and look relaxed and content.
We are going to go to at least two more hot springs before we leave here. Got to love nature!




Polish & Perfect

Tatiana's muddy butt




Monday, November 8. 2010

So far at the new club

The club turned out to be ok, so far.
Girls are nice and the staff are all really cool. It doesn't get too crowded so there is lot's of boring sitting around time. Some real pretty girls. That's a good thing.
Tatiana fell "in love" and proposed to the most perfect girl. Her name is Luxury and she came in from Salt Lake with her friend Xenia. Luxury turned out to be Russian and her friend from the Ukraine. This Luxury girl was one of the most perfect girls Tatiana has ever seen in a strip club. Or outside of one too for that matter. Dark brown long hair with some red tones in it, petite, natural, the most perfect bubble butt. That Tatiana grabbed, with Luxury's permission, of course. Body in super good shape. Beautiful face and a really good dancer. She did some amazing pole work. She told Tatiana that she has installed a 13 foot pole in her house.
Lot's of girls know how to climb the pole and twirl around it. But many that do pole tricks can do them but it doesn't look that good, uncontrolled and jerky. This girl, Luxury was SO good. Tatiana thinks she must had been in some serious gymnastic training when she was little. Anyhow, Luxury was so beautiful........WOW.
Her friend Xenia was nice but looked like she had just stepped off the boat from behind the Iron Curtain. She had an awkward looking hair piece attached to the side of her head that fell off when she hung upside down from the pole. The hair piece laid on stage like road kill. Funny stuff.
Here are some club rules. Actually Tatiana can think of many butt holes she had the pleasure (NOT) to happen to stare into at work due to a miniscule g string not covering everything up. Especially this one girl at The Bush, Tatiana did many dances at the same time as her in the booths at The Bush, and this girl always had on some super small butt hole revealing g string for some reason, she also always did a lot of dances. Hmmmmmm.
Kissing customers (meaning on the mouth)? Like, GROSS. That should be a given and not have to be written down. Tatiana does not even like to kiss people on the cheek cause that messes up her perfect MAC lip gloss application. Yuck.
Crotch diving? Sounds dangerous......Do you have rules like these posted at YOUR place of employment? LOL. Hey everyone, remember no crotch diving, ok?
Be nice to customers? What? We have to be nice? WTF!!!? If anything they should be nice to Tatiana. Well, the people that read this know that Tatiana is nice, in her own Tatiana way.

Cover up that butthole!


Polish Princesses


Friday, November 5. 2010

Tatiana is in Colorado

So Tatiana and Chhaya made it safely to a location in Colorado, where Tatiana is not saying.......yet.
The drive was long but scenic, Tatiana had some moments where she felt really blessed and happy to be alive. To be able to travel and see things, that's a great feeling. The thought that there are places in this world where women are not allowed to do things on their own is hard to grasp.
Though Tatiana got in late last night, she jumped in the shower, got ready and went to work.
Put in 4 hours and after paying the club, the dj and security she had $ 173 to herself. Even her worst night in Williston at Heartbreakers was above $ 200. Hmmmmm, hopefully the weekend will be better.
The club is nice, roomy, not too many girls (they were ranging from ok to pretty, nothing awful so far). Bu there were not many guys in the club either and many girls were complaining over the situation, not a good sign.
Julia actually stayed behind in Vegas and went to work at Crazy Hose Three and made more than Tatiana, so not bad! Tatiana was hoping not to work in Vegas, cause she is tired of it but she also said never say never. We'll see.....
Anyhow. On a positive note. Chhaya is here, the weather and scenery.......absolutely gorgeous! Tatiana is planning on hiking and exploring, maybe zip lining, hot springs and a trip to Moab to see the world famous arches. FUN!
And even better, Tatiana's friend Angelica is flying in from Chicago tomorrow to work with her. That will be fun. We can speak Polish all night long. These poor guys here don't know what will hit them, working with Angelica is super fun. Lot's of laughing and joking around.
Right now Tatiana is sitting at a super snazzy Starbucks. Very artsy and nice. Feeling well and sipping on a vanilla latte.

Thursday, November 4. 2010

Late night thoughts

Tatiana is feeling super tired. But she has to pull it together and pack for tomorrow. She is taking off to try a new club. It is nice to have time off and all but it's also nice to work and make money. It will only be for 10 days. And Chhaya is coming too!
When Tatiana comes back she wants to go to RC Farms here in Las Vegas, it's a piggy farm. She is going to bring the piggys some food, like apples and pumpkin. And kisses.
Tatiana recently discovered an author, Rula Jebreal, who wrote Miral, a true life story novel that now is a movie, not yet released here.
Tatiana is planning on reading Miral and seeing the movie. Tatiana loves reading about life in other places. And this Rula Jebreal is not only an author, she is also a journalist and seems very intelligent. And she is very beautiful. It is so refreshing when you see a beautiful woman that is out there doing something of substance instead of just sitting around doing nothing of importance, just because she can, due to her beauty.
Miral is about the on going conflict in Israel and Palestine and about growing up in that area. A conflict that most of the world somehow is affected by in one way or another. Conflict of interest and religion.
Rula's father supposedly said "The danger is not in the sacred books. It's in the minds of those who interpret them".


Wednesday, November 3. 2010

Hottest guy in Vegas

This is THE hottest guy in Vegas. Tatiana almost fainted when she saw him. His name is Brandon Pereyda and he performs in Zumanity.
He is on fire. YUM! And he likes boys. But whatever. He is gorgeous!

http://www.frontiersweb.com/Features/Starring/Story.aspx?ID=1256321





Tatianas totally normal day

Woke up around 11 am. Took Chhaya out. Really nice out today.
Felt very motivated and went through a pile of old, saved magazines and decided what to keep and what not to keep. And went through other things to get rid of in the garage. If somebody wants some old fashion mags and some random Playboy and Maxim, come raid the dumpster outside Tatiana's house. Lots of reading material to be found.
Went to Whole Foods, one of Tatiana's fave places, got sandwich, almond croissant and coffee.
Took Chhaya to park for a walk and run.
Came home. Showered. Drove down to Town Square with Julia, prayed that we would get there alive cause Julia drives like crazy, though she pointed out to Tatiana that she has never been in an accident. Walked around Town Square. Got a Murad face wash from Sephora, hope to look like 15 again after using it for a while.
Then we needed Starbucks. Tatiana took self portraits with her iced vanilla latte at Starbucks, she is feeling generous and is sharing one of the pics with you.
Then Planet Hollywood mall. Just some random strolling around. Looked for bra's at Victoria's Secret. Tatiana was hoping to find a cute and sexy bra to bring to the new club she is about to try out in a few days. But no, Victoria didn't have anything interesting.
Tatiana needs new lingerie.
Then drove home, first a stop at Fresh & Easy, cupcake craving.
Got home. Julia took out her puppy Spike and then Tatiana took out Chhaya. Spike ate, then peed on the carpet, he had a tantrum. Then he proceeded to lick his "thing". His thing is HUGE, Spike is a Chihuahua. Tatiana was shocked to see the size of this "thing". If Spike was human, he would be a pornstar. Tatiana took a few photos of Spike licking his privates but she decided to respect Spike's wishes and not post them here. They are very X rated. And Tatiana's blog is rather innocent and sweet, she doesn't want to shock anyone.
Then some hot tea and carrot cupcake.
Soon, a leg waxing session. Tatiana has not shaved since Williston. Tonight she is ripping all the hair away form her legs, nice.
Then some reading, she got the latest issue of Vogue waiting by the bed.
Yeay, super great day!

Tatiana posing with her latte

Giant stripper statue. Nice!


http://stripperbarlasvegas.com