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Entries from November 2010

Monday, November 22. 2010

OMG MAJOR DRAMA!!!!

Tatiana is having some seriously MAJOR drama! Way more major than the other day.........! Ready to hear about it?
Warning! If you have difficulties understanding Tatiana's sense of humor, please STOP reading now. Tatiana is a very considerate and caring person, she cares about you, she does not want you to pop a vein in your forehead.
Back to the drama. Nothing major actually.......Tatiana was just exaggerating, to get your attention.
No drama, just a minor bump in the road.
Started driving back to Vegas this afternoon. About 30 miles from the 15 highway, there was no more driving, highway closed down due to heavy snow.
So here we are, Tatiana, Angelica and Chhaya, in Richfield on the 70 highway, Utah. Happening place.
Watching tv. Wondering if we will stay here for a few days? Spending Thanksgiving at this 70's style motel seems like fun.
Tatiana got undressed and started admiring herself in the mirror. This perfect ass, even more perfect right now, she just stuffed herself with a yummy burrito and apple pie with ice cream. Added a cellulite or two to the collection, made it even better!
Tatiana suspects that her fan "anonymous" is some girl with no ass at all, like totally flat, jealous of Tatiana's Polish juicy behind.
That's right bitch, go get some money and spend it on Tatiana, bitch!
Later on we will start a photo shoot session. That is how Tatiana spends her life, taking pictures of herself and her friends. All totally CRAZY!!!!!
Tatiana is approaching 500 blogs and in each and every one, all she does is goes on and on about her superior ways. Oh yes. And putting up pictures of her perfection.
Nothing better to do, that's right.
It is not easy being this awesome, but somebody has to do it. Full time job.
Good night from Utah.





Sunday, November 21. 2010

Back to good old Vegas today!

Sun is shining!
Driving back to Vegas today.........
Might stop at some hot springs in Utah on the way to Vegas.
Tatiana is looking forward to her own bed. A two hour long massage. And a movie night. Quiet time. Yes.

Saturday, November 20. 2010

Only Girl In The World

Tatiana's latest fave song to dance to at work.........since about a week now, every time on stage please.........
Rihanna "Only Girl (In The World)".
It's so good! Fun! Happy! Danceable. Tatiana likes.

Another hot spring

Hot springs! To get up at 7 am after sleeping for barely four hours to drive for two hours to get to some hot springs, means you really love going to hot springs. Then driving back for two hours and just having enough time to eat a bit, shower and get ready to work until 2 am.
This time we went to Orvis hot springs. The drive there was seriously beautiful. The US has some amazing scenery. Long stretches of untouched mountains, hills and beautiful nature. And the big skies. Wow.
Orvis hot springs was a very nice place. $ 14 will get you entry to various hot pools with natural water with various mineral content. Free super yummy coffee and tea. You can get a massage if you want and even spend the night.
We just soaked in the different pools for about four hours. Niiiiceeee........
We did manage to get into some trouble too. Of course. Since Orvis is clothing optional you can't take pictures, in case one of the naked people decides they don't want to be caught on camera. Fair enough.
Well, Tatiana and Angelica love taking pictures, hello it's called memories and it's FUN. So we took a bunch of pictures of ourselves at Orvis hot springs. There were not many people around and we only took pictures when we were totally alone in a pool, just to make sure that nobody would get upset and think that we were taking pictures of them. Like we are so not interested in random naked people.
One male employee saw us taking pictures at the indoor pool, again, we were alone and totally goofing off. He was laughing at us and gave us thumbs up.
Later on, while lounging, sans cameras, in the water, a very upset female employee came up to us and started ranting about that she knew we had been taking pictures AND that we were acting inappropriate (???) and if we would get caught not behaving again in this "family" oriented setting we would be asked to leave.
Um.....ok......family oriented? There were a bunch of balls and penises catching some sun all over Orvis that day, legs spread wide open, some bushy vagines too. At least we were topless only. How is taking pictures of each other, laughing and having a good time in general inappropriate? Tatiana could understand if she would had been taking pictures of other people, but she didn't.
Whatever.
Orvis is SO worth a visit, really, if you ever drive through Colorado on the 550 highway, stop by Orvis and enjoy the hot springs.







Tuesday, November 16. 2010

Major drama

Tatiana had major drama last night. She does not want to get into any details really. But she wonders WHY so many of her friends (in the US) are like half crazy?
Yesterday Tatiana had a long talk with her long time friend Rose-Marie, that lives in Sweden. Rose-Marie thinks that Tatiana should only surround herself with positive people that can bring good things to her life instead of people that constantly bring problems for Tatiana. She is probably right.
But Tatiana is a very loyal friend and finds it easy to forgive people for all the shitty things they do. Life goes on right?
And other peoples problems and insanity will not bring Tatiana down. Never.
It's sunny outside, Tatiana is taking Chhaya to a beautiful place where she can run free.
Rose-Marie ran in to and talked to Bingo Rimer in Sweden the other week, and guess what they talked about? Tatiana. He wants her to contact him. Interesting. Tatiana is excited over this. Tatiana reads Bingo's live in partner's blog, Katrin (also Polish but lives in Sweden). She mentions that here
https://fargosisters.com/styx/index.php?/archives/472-Other-peoples-blogs.html

And Rose-Marie got Bingo's new book for Tatiana to read. "En flickfotografs bekannelser." Tatiana is looking forward to reading it.


Monday, November 15. 2010

Sunday night repose

After some anxious debating back and forth in her head, Tatiana decided not to work tonight. She and Angelica got up at 8 am this morning after less than 5 hours of sleep from the night before, to go to Glenwood Springs to the hot spring there.
Spent the day in the warm waters of Glenwood Springs, ate a huge meal at a Mexican place. Angelica decided to take the night off and finally Tatiana made her mind up to do the same. She will read and watch Sarah Palin's new show on TLC.
It will be nice to rest a little. One week left here.
Last night Tatiana though that she needed a first AND a last name when she is at work, there are two girls at the club with a first and last name, when they get announced to go on stage. After some quick thinking Tatiana is now Tatiana Tornado. Catchy huh? Sounds hot.
When Tatiana gets back to Vegas she has a paid photo shoot, that will make up for taking the night off somewhat. Noooooo, not for Eager Beaver magazine.
A little classier than that.
Yes, there has been some paid photo shoots, fashion shows and convention work in Vegas, paid but since the pay is not like what Kate Moss earns annually and Tatiana is dancing way more than doing paid modeling, she does not call herself a model by profession.
Right now Tatiana Tornado is sitting at glamorous Safeway, it's almost empty here, writing - just so YOU can keep up with what's going on in Tatiana's world.
Now, that's dedication!


Au naturel