Welcome to Chaos !!

Tatiana is having a great day! The weather is finally getting nice in Vegas. Meaning many more outside activities in the daytime. She spent time with some cool friends last night and tomorrow night she is having fun plans with some other good friends. Tonight she has to work and that's going to be ok.
Next Monday she is going to some newly discovered hot springs. Can't wait for that.
Monster Massive is coming up next month and she is getting her tickets comped VIP.
Right now it is a good time to be alive!!!

Tatiana is very irritated by all the negative press Britney Spears has been receiving regarding her performance at the VMA's. FAT? Where is this girl fat? She had two kids recently! Remember? Tatiana wants to see all the chicks that are criticizing Britney's physique to line up in front of her in bikinis, so she can comment on their bodies.
Most of them are probably really fat and just jealous of Britney. Britney looks fine to Tatiana. And her performance? It was good, the song is catchy. If it was so horrible,
how come no one is highlighting the so called super performances from that night?
Seriously, Beyonce probably weighs more than Britney, but she is a media darling and everyone is oooh ing and aaah ing over her figure when it is no better than Britney's. It's all bs.
It is so not cool for girls to starve themselves. Looking bony and emaciated on purpose is not attractive. Or healthy.
This society is sick. Instead of making people feel good about themselves and make them feel happy and positive it just brings people down.
Girls! Eat and be happy and healthy! If you gain too much weight, exercise!
Because being really fat is not good either.
Please excuse Tatiana, her and her plump beautiful behind are going to go and dig out some ice cream from the freezer and enjoy every bite of it!

Tatiana and Julia want to announce to all you lucky people that they have a collection of their underwear for sale in various stages of crustiness.
Thongs, fullbacks, innocent whites, Hello Kitty prints, they got it all.
And YOU KNOW YOU NEED!
Actually the girls are thinking about having an auction for these highly wanted and collectible items. Some are crusty, some smelly (in a nice, fishy way), some have stains.
The girls are prepared for a bombardment of mail regarding this.
Don't wait too long or you will miss out on a pair of well worn panties by Tatiana and Julia!

Tatiana is going to Empire Ballroom tonight with some friends. She put in many hours this weekend at Sapphire, lots of people but not so profitable. Hopefully next weekend will be better. It's going to be nice to go out and get some therapy on the dance floor. Tonight's dj is Paul Van Dyk, so it should be good.
In a minute she is going to jump in the shower and then slap on some mascara and lip gloss. She is thinking about wearing her pink, cute and comfy Juicy sweats, sneakers and a Hello Kitty top.
Tonight is going to be DA NANG!

Last night, Tatiana went to LAX, the latest addition to the plethora of nightclubs here in Vegas. It is located inside the Luxor, in case you want to go.
The first very annoying thing was the line, tons of people wanted to get inside.
Tatiana arrived a little after midnight and had to suffer in line for well over one hour. She can't recall the last time she stood in line that long to get into a club. Tatiana decided to go to LAX because of Bob Sinclar, the featured dj that night, many of his songs are very good and Tatiana was curious about him.
Once inside she quickly realized that the club was way too crowded with drunk annoying "people", baboons, stumbling around with a drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other, showing and pushing everybody in their way. Low class and incredibly annoying! Tatiana much rather party at a club with the majority of the people on drugs than drunks, so much more pleasant!
The club reminded her of an opera house, dark red velvet decor and crystal chandeliers. Nice indeed but the rest was not up to par for Tatiana's taste.
The dance floor was sectioned off by VIP ropes and was guarded by rabid bouncers that took their job way too seriously. Tatiana doubts that the border between West and East Germany was patrolled this well. What's up with "VIP" and BS bottle service anyway? Oh, how Tatiana is looking forward to upcoming Monster Massive! Now that's FUN!
She tried to dance but kept on getting elbowed or showed constantly, only tolerable if you are drunk yourself.
Even Bob Sinclar was a disappointment. He did play World, Hold On and that song is super good, just listen to the lyrics! Masterpiece! But most of the selection was too mainstream, maybe he spins better tunes elsewhere. Probably. He was very cute though! Another thing is that he had an entourage with him in the dj booth that he paid too much attention too, instead of reading the crowd. And he had a guy on the microphone that kept on shouting out stupid things. One of the worst dj performances Tatiana has witnessed. And she is quite a connoisseur! For your info she has been clubbing since the tender age of 13. Bob, if you read this, Tatiana still loves you, because she know you can do better than last night. You can come and show her your talents at her decks at her house anytime.
So what's the conclusion? LAX is good for tourists but Tatiana will probably not go there again, unless they bring in Danny Tenaglia or someone else that she won't be able to resist.

During a lazy afternoon of tv watching Tatiana saw a really good commercial. It was a commercial to make people aware not to throw their personal litter out on the streets here in Vegas. Tatiana thought it was so good she called the number that appeared at the bottom of the screen. The phone was answered by a lady at the Regional Flood Control office. Tatiana asked who was responsible for the commercial she had just witnessed. The lady sounded apprehensive at first but after hearing Tatiana's positive remarks she got happy and asked her to to record this on another persons voice mail. So Tatiana did.
Yes, Tatiana really dislikes littering. It shows no respect for yourself, other people and the environment. Hopefully more and more people will become aware and responsible and pick up after themselves. This includes the littering of cigarette butts, gross, or chewing gum which can be mistaken for food by a poor bird. Think about it!
Tatiana is going to learn more about what she can do to make her ecological footprint less noticeable. And so should you!
Go to www.myfootprint.org to see how YOU contribute to damaging our planet and to learn what you can do to improve the situation.
Caring about the environment is definitely DA NANG!



Photo by KANE.