Ummmmm......WTF?

I got back from work not too long ago, washed all the germs off me and turned on the tv.
I watched "Couples Therapy" on VH1.
Felt pleasure mixed with horror when I watched Courtney Stodden, a few weeks shy of her 18th birthday when they recorded the episode, and her husband Doug, in his 50's. She was only 16 when she married him and I think he was 51. I kind of just threw up a little in my mouth.
Of course I heard about this train wreck before but never seen her talk before. I don't know if she is putting on a show of being the über dumb blonde bimbo or if she really is THAT dumb? She is one of the lamest girls I have ever witnessed. The way she talks with her baby voice, the pursing the lips together (thinking it makes her look sexy), the vacant just plain idiotic look on her face......There is NOTHING attractive about a girl that acts like her. If you think so you need to get your head examined.
Sure she has a beautiful body but who doesn't at 17? I had an amaaaaazing body at 17. There's nothing to it, you just do. You don't need any exercise or diets, your body is young and beautiful at that age. As far as her hair being real, it looks like extensions to me, pretty bad ones too.
She also seems to live in either a bikini and stripper heels, or booty shorts a miniscule top and stripper heels. Classy!
Where are her parents to let her look like this, act like this and get married at 16 to some guy old enough to be her Grandpa?
My Mom would had NEVER let some old guy get anywhere near me when I was her age. I can't wait to indulge in the next episode and see some more of her sheer stupidity. And her disturbed husband. That a man in his 50's thinks that a bimbo like that is intellectually stimulating is scary, he obviously isn't too bright himself. And yes, of course he enjoys her body and bla bla bla, her face is not that great though. She looks at least ten years older than she is. But after a while you need something MORE than just sex, unless you are plain dumb.
Also on the show, Nic Richie that has the blog/website thedirty.com
I read it sometimes. He thinks that every woman should be very thin (if you are over 130 lbs you are unattractive), blonde and have large fake +2's, as he calls implants. And they have too look right, not be lopsided, botched, or have that bolted on look. If your nose is ugly you should fix it first and then get boobs. And if you had kids he will spot your "mommy pouch" and point it out. And if you have a wrinkle or two by your armpit or some moles on your body he will make sure that you are well aware of those problems too. LOL. Not many girls pass his critical taste.
I don't care, I find Nic's site trashy and entertaining. And he does have a nice side that comes through once in a while, his opinions and comments are spot on at times too. I think he has a pretty wife, hopefully he is ok with her mommy pouch, if not she should divorce him. And take all his money.
Speaking of money.....work tonight was nothing to write home about, so I won't.
I did watch a highly entertaining stage show that involved a girl, a guy and a beer bottle. Soon, I have seen it all. Seriously. I thought these shows only happened in Bangkok, I was wrong.
But now I am going to sleep. I can't wait for breakfast/lunch tomorrow. I hope I can find some decent food around here.