A Spa Day at Home

It is STILL raining......how can this be possible? Tatiana wants it to stop raining already!
What to do on a rainy Sunday? Have some much needed Tatiana time, a spa day at home of course!
Tatiana is going to take care of her hemorrhoid - it has been growing to out of control proportions this last week.
Also she needs to try to cure her chronic yeast infection. Hey, always good to have one of those if you need some cheese on a cracker! She is also going to use this STD screening kit to see what STDs she might have picked up lately. You know what they say......ALL strippers have STDs, those skanks!
When Tatiana went shopping earlier today she stocked up on some much needed stuff. Like anti-stink spray for her VAGINE - the spray even has a romantic name....Summer's Eve, comes in a cute bottle too! How can any girl resist picking one of those up?





Also she needs to do something about those pesky pin worms. They are becoming somewhat annoying. Tatiana has to constantly scratch her butt, not so SEKSI at work perhaps?



So yeah, she has this whole rainy afternoon to pamper herself. This is stuff that ALL girls do, so don't be surprised like Tatiana just let you in on some juicy secret or something. The only thing juicy today is her hemorrhoid, ok!?
Later Tatiana might even go to work. Like a new person, clean as a whistle!