Entries by TATIANA

Tatiana woke up at 9 am for a visit to the gym. When inspecting herself in the mirrors while on stage she noticed that her hips have a noticeable extra fat cushion that needs to go. She put in some time on the elliptical and the treadmill.
Julia is feeling a little under the weather and is still sleeping, cradling her soft Hello Kitty blanket. Tatiana is planning on loudly waking her up soon for some yummy breakfast somewhere.
The sun is shining and it is beautiful outside. Happy day!

Tonight is our night off! YES!
While we were just relaxing in our room (room 128) after a day trip of shopping in Boulder our room phone at The Niagara rang. Tatiana answered, it was a man in room 104 (our old room) asking us if we wanted to party with him and some cheap vodka.
We said we would come by later to say hello to him. And we did but we declined to the vodka invitation. His name was Darwin and he is going to stay at The Niagara for another two months, he said he was short on money due to a no good time with his music. We later decided that we will get Darwin a radio, he looked poor. Darwin could not understand that we don't drink or smoke weed, he offered to go and get us some nice Chopin Vodka but we told him he really didn't have to.

(Written by Tatiana & Julia).

Today the girls needed some things like toothpaste and some props they will use for some pranks they are planning. They located a Family Dollar store on Colfax Avenue, perfect! The store was great, they found lots of fun things, like a ceramic turtle that Julia will have in her bathroom, she can look at it while turtling for inspiration. Tatiana found a framed Hello Kitty poster, sweet!
On the way out Tatiana got approached by a man with a few missing teeth, very nicely he asked if there was a chance for him to have a date with her. She replied that she was very content with Julia's fishy and pungent VAGINE, thank you very much. The man thought this was very funny.

The girls decided to go and fire up the nightlife in Denver after a busy night at "The Gun". So they went to club 2 AM, an after hours club they have been to before.
They wore matching outfits and the guys in the place went crazy upon seeing Tatiana and Julia and would not leave them alone. Julia got extremely cranky and annoyed by the unwanted attention and was close to strangling some admirers. Tatiana was in high spirits and wanted to fire up the dance floor but decided it was best to cut the night short due to Julia's mood and come back another time.

(Written by Tatiana & Julia).

The girls have worked at Shotgun Willies for a few nights now. Not much has changed since last time, there is a new manager that Julia is very happy with, more girls and less money. Marguerite is still going strong, bobbing her head constantly, sniffing abruptly. Even the dj Karl is still there, looking more disheveled than ever. He is summoning the girls to the stages in his raspy heavy metal voice, telling the patrons that the girls are firing up the seven stages.
The patrons are often wondering why Julia and Tatiana are not getting into the music more, doing the doggie style close to their faces or shoving their VAGINE'S in their faces, or why they look bored......
Well, it's not that EXCITE to get all wild to Buck Cherry, some old AC/DC, or depressing Nickelback, the girls will not put their private parts up for close inspection, it is good enough that they are getting topless at the stage, they think the guys should be very happy with that.
When Tatiana feels extra entertaining she will threaten the guys at her stage to show them some swollen hemorrhoids or to blast them with a blue flame. That usually gets everyone's attention. Now that's humor!!
HIGH FIVE!

Finally we have arrived in Denver after a very long drive. Tatiana managed to get a speeding ticket, this time the cop didn't get charmed by her so she needs to pay. Annoying! She needs your donations to help pay for it! Send the money ASAP.
We checked in at The Niagara and payed for a week. We actually got the last room,
The Asian is running a full house. After inspecting the room we found a ring that we will take to a pawnshop upon returning to Las Vegas, we are hoping it's a real diamond ring that will pay for our gas expenses to Denver. We also found some Brillo pads as usual in the nightstand next to the bed. There was also a cigarette pack with a dark substance in it. First we thought it was some valuable drugs that we could sell and make a big profit from but after further examination it turned out to be a used, burned Brillo pad. Disappointing!
The Asian is most definitely not cleaning the rooms, she probably just airs them out.
We were cringing thinking about the bed sheets. Julia came prepared with her own sheets and a pillow.