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Sunday, July 8. 2012

At Home

I have to admit that I have been at home since Wednesday, besides going on that trip to Seward. Having my period is a good excuse for me to not go to work. Besides, my stomach cramped so badly yesterday that I had to take a pill for the pain and it's been a while since I had to do that.
After some contemplating I decided to stay at home tonight too. Lexi told me that I have not been missing much, lots of girls and lame.
So, I have been at home enjoying the rain and a few nice evenings at home. Made a fire last night, stayed up late with Chhaya.
Might go for a run this evening, then take a long hot bath.
So if you have missed your favorite long legged long haired beast Tatiana at the club, sorry I am taking a few nights off. Try again next week!



Saturday, July 7. 2012

He wanted to get kicked in the balls

The other day while applying some MAC eyeshadow, in the shade "Vanilla" to be precise, I was also watching America's Got Talent.
A very funny guy named Horse came on. His talent is that he gets kicked in the balls. Or have heavy objects dropped or slammed into his crotch area. While also using all kinds of fun props. I think he is highly entertaining and hope that he gets far in the show, I'd rather see him win than a boring singer. People that sing should go on American Idol or some other singing competition.
Anyhow, watching Horse made me remember when a guy came into the club wanting to get kicked in the balls. You might think that I jumped at the opportunity but I did not. I will gladly kick somebody in the balls if they truly deserve it but to hurt somebody that has not done anything to anger me.....no, so I declined. He politely asked every girl in the club, all turned down his request until one finally agreed to do it for $ 100.
So they disappeared into the room where we do dances and came out about 15 minutes later, she $ 100 richer and he a happy man (I assume).
Yes, it takes us about 15 minutes to make $ 100. Sometimes more if we get tipped on top of the $ 100 (three songs about 5 minutes each).
And then there are times when I make $ 100 or more in about 10 minutes, when I go on the stage for two songs. That does not happen every time I go on stage though. But anyways......back to the story.
A while later Mr Balls came up to me again and asked if he could show me something on his phone. Of course! He showed me some videos of him getting kicked in between his legs in various positions, standing up, sitting down, from behind and one where he was holding himself up wheelbarrow style.
He was really into this torture, or in his case pleasure. And that's fine, I am really not judging him. There are worse things you can be into, like pedophilia or zoophilia. I thought all of this was quite entertaining and we all had a good laugh because of Mr Balls.

Friday, July 6. 2012

Water

I love these shots we got in the pool. Even my Mom approves. ;-)
Photos by Barry Gallegos. Thank You Barry!











An evening at home

Spending this evening at home with Chhaya. I just fed her a large bowl of food and she is laying next to me on the couch, curled up and snoozing.
I kept myself very occupied all day with errands, laundry and cleaning. I still need to put away all the laundry and I think I am going to force myself to vacuum before I go to sleep, so I don't have to do it tomorrow. I decided to get everything done at home instead of spending my evening at work. And I am kind of cranky too, bloated and on my period so it is probably good that I am taking a night off. I am definitely not in the mood to be chatty and smiling. But I will be tomorrow!

Thursday, July 5. 2012

Happy 4th!

Today - destination Seward. I have been there once before but not for the 4th of July. They do something called Mount Marathon in Seward on 4th of July, meaning a bunch of people run up and then down a steep mountain. This is a tradition since 1915 and it draws lots of people, spectators and the brave ones running up and down that mountain.



It was not the nicest weather today, good I brought my umbrella. I got happy again when I discovered the pie stand and even happier after my latte.
I got the rhubarb pie. It was diabetes inducing sweet.





On the way back home I stopped by the Exit glacier. That was very interesting, I found out about some hikes there that I would love to do one day.
The glacier is the large mass of snow in the middle.



I am home again and super tired, I am barely keeping my eyes open while writing this.
I hope everybody had a great 4th of July!

Tuesday, July 3. 2012

What a treat!



I saw Kate Moss on the cover of the latest BAZAAR today, of course I had to get it!!! I LOVE Kate! And there are 22 pages of Kate to drool over including the cover (and a Rimmel ad). She is bronzed and beautiful as always. I think that Kate looks Polish even though I know that she is British, maybe she has some Polish blood? I am keeping this BAZAAR, I bring all my read magazines to work otherwise for my coworkers to enjoy.
Today I am feeling kind of crappy. Not sure if I am getting sick or if I'm just overly tired. I am going to try to drag myself to work again tonight.
Tomorrow I might go to Seward to see what they have going on for the 4th of July.