Welcome to Chaos !!

On Friday night Julia was looking for something interesting to do, so she concluded that a visit to a Vegas strip club was in order. After rounding up a few friends, (Lyle, Courtney, and Derek) she headed down to Seamless, a topless club that's pretty popular among tourists and also has afterhours with a DJ and go go dancers.

Julia and Tatiana have been there in the past and were always disappointed in the quality of girls.

Friday night was no exception. Julia thought the girls were not quite as bad as she remembered, but most of them were brunettes with big asses and Julia prefers blondes with plastic chests.

It was hard to find a place to sit down, as most of the tables were reserved for bottle service.

After making a few rounds around the club, a table was found and drinks were ordered.

Julia tried really hard to locate a stripper worthy of grinding on her but there were none to be found.

One thing that is interesting about Seamless is the unisex bathroom. Boys and girls can all go into the same bathroom!!

Check out Seamless if you are in the neighborhood, and definately try and stay for afterhours if you are up at 4am....

(Written by Julia).

OH NO! Tatiana's air conditioning has been broken for TWO days! Did she mention it is about 116 degrees in Las Vegas?
She had to wait until TODAY for a repairman to come out and take a look at it and he couldn't fix it right away, he had to get some more parts first. What misery!
She had to spend the last couple of nights at a friends house, sleeping at her place is impossible. How do people with no airco survive?
Tatiana is, as you read this, suffering naked, sweaty and very annoyed in her living room. Two fans are blasting air at her. It hardly helps.
Julia is on her way to Tatiana's rescue. A visit to Borders for some cooling off is on the agenda. Tatiana wonders why she lives in Las Vegas? WHY?!

First day back from LA and Tatiana and Julia both want to go back. It is just way too hot in Vegas.
To Tatianas horror the weatherguy on tv said it would be 116 degrees any day now. WTF?! That is inhumane! Torture!
The girls are making halfhearted plans about returning to Denver for a couple of weeks or maybe San Francisco to try out a club there.
They really want to go back to lush, cool LA. If you have a place in the LA area and need temporary roomates or housesitters, let the girls know!
SAVE US!

Before the drive back to Las Vegas Tatiana thought it would be great to pay a visit to a strip club. Julia happily agreed. They had to drag their reluctant male friends Derek, Lyle and Geoff with them. The guys were not at all EXCITE to see some new VAGINE but the girls felt really happy to be checking out new talent.
It was a Sunday night and they ended up at 4 Play in Los Angeles, the club didn't have too many patrons or girls present when they got there, which was ok.
The girls sat down close to the stage, they were sipping on their soft drinks and tipping the young lovelies that caught their eye. Suddenly Julia spotted an exotic, bored looking Nicole Richie lookalike entering the stage, she pulled Derek with her and sat down at the stage for an up close look. Oh yes, she liked what she saw. VERY NICE! TIGHT!
After a while the Nicole Richie lookalike approached Julia for some small talk.
How funny, her roommate went to Electric Daisy Carnival yesterday just like us and she had been to Monster Massive last year. There was a connection Julia thought and took the cutie back for some private dances. Julia was somewhat disappointed that there was no heavy grinding. Meanwhile Tatiana was scouting the room, though the girls were pretty nice, nothing caught her eye. No grinding for Tatiana tonight.
The girls also decided that 4 Play is indeed a nice club, but they won't be showing their VAGINE'S in there.
Sorry guys......

Sunday, July 1st.
After a very satisfying meal at the Urrth Cafe (and a photo session with two police officers on bikes) the girls strolled back towards the car while window shopping.
The girls enjoyed the California weather immensely.
Suddenly Julia spotted a sign for a psychic reading and insisted that they definitely just needed that. Tatiana hesitated at first but Julia persuaded her quickly.
The psychic turned out to be a really cute guy called Joshua and he specialized in numerology. Something that the girls had not yet experienced.
He was about to end his shift. The girls convinced him to stay and give them a reading, they haggled Joshua for a cheaper price and ended up getting a great discount!
Actually they both flashed him and he happily did the reading for free...... HA HA!
Just kidding! Or? Joshua told the girls many positive things. Julia and Joshua had a connection going on, they flirted so shamelessly that Tatiana was blushing.
This was one of their better readings! DA NANG!

So you are going to visit a strip club? Nice! You want to have a good time?! Of course!
Unfortunately there are people that are totally oblivious to what is going on in a strip club. Don't worry, we are here to help you. Read and remember!
Julia and Tatiana go to strip clubs on occasion, it it always nice to watch some pretty girls. Here's a guide to make your experience a better one.

If you sit at the stage, TIP! Even if you don't fancy the girl on the stage. You are sitting there, she is dancing, this is not a free show, you are not at home watching HBO.
Give at least one dollar per song, no coins, casino chips are accepted if you are in Las Vegas, Rolexes and other valuable items are always good. If you don't want to tip, remove yourself from the stage, someone else might want your spot.
Don't put bills in your mouth and get cranky if the girl won't take them from you with her mouth. This was popular in the 80's. Tatiana would never take money in her mouth, it is cheesy, tacky and unsanitary. But some girls still do this, so it's ok (NOT).
Don't slap a girl on the butt unless you want to get slapped -hard.
Don't pull on a girls g-string unless you want to be escorted out the club by a bouncer.
If a girl approaches you and asks for a lap dance and you just KNOW that you won't get one from her, say "no thank you" off the bat or say that you are waiting for another girl. It is very annoying if a guy wants a girl to sit on his lap while he tries to touch her all over knowing that he is not going to get a dance from her. What is up with that? That is rude, pervy and nasty and deserves a well placed palm in his face. SMACK!
Tatiana actually thinks it should be mandatory to either get $ 20 in stage tipping money or a voucher for minimum one lap dance upon entering the club. She is tired of people sitting there all night, sipping on one beer, gawking at the girls. The girls are working, some spent a lot of time getting ready - for YOU! Show them respect and appreciation. If you are adamant about not getting a lap dance, at least tip some of the girls on stage or stay at home. This is not your neighborhood bar.
If you bring female company make sure they are ok with seeing women in different stages of undress. Make sure they can handle other girls talking to you, or them. If they drop rude remarks or act bitchy - trust this - Tatiana or some other girl can be very bitchy back.
Make sure you are covered when it is time to pay for your entertainment. Find out how much dances and etc. costs upfront if you are not sure.
Do not ask me to flash you my VAGINE, do not try to touch my boobs. This is not going to happen. ICH DON'T THINK SO!!!
If I am in a cranky mood I might practice my Krav Maga skills on you. If I would be doing these things I would be working in a brothel or as a high class escort - but I am not. We are talking about a topless club here. This is entertainment only. I am not interested in getting some kind of STD or to feel traumatized. Ok?
The vast majority of people we meet are really nice and fun to be around. We want you to have a good time and come back for more.
Because YOU NEED!