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The Adventures of TATIANA SUPERNOVA

Saturday, March 6. 2010

Early Saturday morning

Tatiana got home from another night at work not too long ago. She took Chhaya out real quick and then made herself some tea (Earl Grey with sugar and lemon). Soon she will shower and go to sleep. She is happy to be home. It is nice and quiet.
She is thinking about going to the gym when she wakes up, sometimes around noon. But that is just a thought right now, sometimes thoughts do not become reality in Tatianas world, they remain just thoughts.
So remember that girl that Tatiana mentioned a few blogs ago, that works at a strip club in Stockholm, Sweden? Well, she just came out and said that she used to be a man. Tatiana does not know if this is true or not, it might just be something she is saying to get some extra attention because she is getting quite a lot of that in Sweden. Or it might be true, many people have commented on that she looks like a man. She is blonde, fake hair color, she has big boobs, fake. Her body seems ok, in some pictures it looks really nice but sometimes reality and pictures are two totally different things.
Tatiana has worked with men or men that had operations and became women in strip clubs before, in Vegas. There were at least three of them that Tatiana knew of at the Crazy Horse Too. One was very obviously a man, with man arms, a face to match that and absolutely no hips, but he/she made money. Why? He/she had big blonde hair and very large boobs, that helps a lot in a strip club. Most guys are drunk anyways and they only see the big boobs, that's all they focus on. Dummies.........
Girls can look like shit in the face and the overall figure but if they have some ratty blonde hair, even if it is extensions and some huge boobs, they will make money. Tatiana has witnessed this countless of times.
Are there any men, or women that used to be men working at The Bush Company, you are wondering now? YES! Two. You probably had dances from them. They booth look superhot and could fool most, they had really good surgeries.
No, no, no, Tatiana is just kidding!!! No, NO sex change dancers at The Bush. But some of the girls working could use some help in the "how to be more feminine" department. But whatever, either you got it or you don't.
Here are some things that Tatiana thinks are not so feminine. Really short hair. Can be cute on some girls but in general, not so much. Too many tattoos, unless you are Daisy from "Daisy Of Love", her tattoos are nice and thought out and she is very girlie. A bad walk - ugh. That just looks awful. A deep voice or a laugh that sounds like a cackling hen - yuck. Girls that burp super loud, drawn out burps - gross. A manly face - get an operation. No curves - women should have a waist and hip definition. Rough skin - it's easy to have soft skin, just exfoliate on a regular basis and use lotion.
Well, Tatiana is getting sleepy. She will write more another time.





Friday, March 5. 2010

CHUNKY!!! WTF!!!

Yep, Tatiana got a little chunky while in Vegas. She estimates that about five lbs of chunk is spread out around her thighs and butt and waist. Gross.
This has to go. And it is not going anywhere because Tatiana can't diet, she likes food too much and being hungry makes her very annoyed. And being very annoyed and working at The Bush is not a good thing.
There's only one other solution. Liposuction! Tatiana found a super cheap doctor or actually a med student, he is going to perform the liposuction this Sunday from his home that he kind of converted into like a hospital, kind of, it's cheap and Tatiana is really excited. She will be back at work just one week later, skinny and happy! This is great, a med student performing cheap lipo from his apartment!
LOL. No actually, Tatiana is just kidding. Hello! No liposuction, at least not yet.
No, the solution is the gym. Tatiana has not been to the gym since October, so it has been a while. The gym is the only thing that will help the chunk to go away besides a diet, and Tatiana is going to continue with her regular diet, which is "eat what you want", it's a great diet, you should try it too!
So yeah, Tatiana has been feeling like a chunk monster at work. The chunk is like very visible when you are wearing next to nothing, well actually nothing besides heels while on stage. Chunk is much easier to camouflage underneath clothes. But not at work. So the chunk has to go.
Tatiana will keep all of you up to date on the progress. She might go to the gym once, max twice a week. Tatiana is lazy and likes sleeping..........




Thursday, March 4. 2010

STARFISH

OMG! THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH !!
Tatiana got a present! Her much loved "Starfish" by OLIVIA, an artist she really likes.
Thank you!!!
Isn't it SO GORGEOUS !?!


If you want to see some of Olivias art, go to
www.thepinupfiles.com
Not all of her stuff is here though, actually a few of Tatianas favorites are not.




Wednesday, February 24. 2010

This impresses Tatiana!

No, not ugly bling on guys, please retire the fat chains (whether real or fake) with Jesus or dollar signs dangling from them, it is past the due time to retire the old Ed Hardy hat already and the shirt with the angel wings motif and some rhinestones glued to it in the back.
This is what some people do, that in Tatianas opinion is super cool.

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouver/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/Hannah-Teter-is-going-off-the-grid?urn=oly,223826

This girl, Hanna Teter, just won silver in Vancouver. She is going back to the States to live in her yurt, off the grid, with solar and wind power, she is a vegetarian and gave away her prize money. THAT is impressive! Tatiana doesn't know this girl but she loves her, this is Tatianas new hero.
Hopefully one day, not too far from now, Tatiana will be able to get away at least somehow. She is working on it. Living off the grid, at least a little, seems nice. Tatiana just wants to be around large crowds of people when there's loud house music present. Besides that, she will be happy with a few close friends, animals and nature.




Late night movies

Tatiana had every intention of going to work tonight but she has a really achy neck and shoulders, it's kind of getting worse. She didn't want to have to go on stage and in the midst of some sexy move become totally debilitated so she decided to stay home. After consulting with her friend Rose-Marie in Sweden, she took two Motrin. Hopefully this condition will improve fast because Tatiana needs to work. Unless you can spare a bunch of thousands of dollars and donate the bunch to Tatiana?
Well, so Tatiana decided to make it a movie night.
First she watched "The Girlfriend Experience" a movie she has been wanting to see since she heard about it a while ago, Sasha Grey stars in it and Tatiana has mentioned her before. (As you faithful readers of Tatianas blog should recall by now). But the movie didn't do much for this film critic. Sure, it was well written and well acted, Sasha did good but overall - not so much. Boring.
The other movie, Tatiana just grabbed by chance. "The Ramen Girl" starring Brittany Murphy. Tatiana loved this movie. Brittany acted real well and she looked like an angel, she probably IS an angel now. And Tatiana loves Japan and the movie takes place in Tokyo, great story, interesting and some cute Japanese boys, yes - loved it!
Tatiana has some kind of intense drawing to Japan and everything Japanese. Actually she must had been Japanese in a former life. Also British because she loves high tea and Kate Moss. And she most certainly was a Mongol also, a wild girl riding around on the steppes with Genghis Khan, hair blowing in the wind. Those were Tatianas former lives, some of them.

Weird where life takes you.



Tuesday, February 23. 2010

The lastest food obsession......

......for Tatiana is a place called "Great Harvest Bread" in Anchorage (on Benson, the same location as Cafe Amsterdam). They have some really good stuff in there and they give away super yummy generous sized sample slices of fresh warm bread with butter to anyone that comes in. RUN there before February is over and get a sample or a whole loaf of the white chocolate cherry bread, it is so good that Tatiana fantasizes about it. She is going there this weekend to get herself a whole loaf of it and then she is going to take that bread home to enjoy it and watch movies. That's sexy isn't it?
They also make really good sandwiches there and they have an espresso machine, so it is the perfect place for Tatiana and it is her new favorite place.
Besides her latest food obsession, Tatiana is back at work. It's fun. Of course everybody just NEEDS to come in there but you should know that by now.
On Saturday Tatiana is getting a massage, she really needs one, she feels border line crippled. She is sooooo looking forward to Saturday, still many days away.