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In the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine there is an article called "The Dance Takeover" featuring David Guetta, one of Tatianas favorite dj's. She plays his stuff at work, most people here in Alaska don't know what that is, they are more familiar with Metallica and AC/DC. Tatiana likes Rock too but she LOVES House and Techno. Her favorite David Guetta song is "Just A Little More Love" and she is pretty sure she already mentioned that somewhere on this blog.
That is why she goes to raves or maybe the more proper term for the events Tatiana goes to would be dance music parties, where various forms of Electronica is played. Tatiana needs to get some House to be sane.
Like Electric Daisy Carnival, also in the latest Rolling Stone. A two day party with around 100 000 people per day. Tatiana is not the only one that likes House Music it seems like.......And there is nothing like dancing to the same great beat as thousands of others, everybody in sync and happy, feeling it. It is tribal, it is inside us humans, we have been dancing to the beat since we were dancing around fires way back in the day.
Going to a bar to get drunk? No, Tatiana rather get happy at a rave. Listening to rap where some dude is talking about his ho's and cars and bling? Tatiana doesn't like when women are referred to as ho's, a flashy car is a waste of money and bling is dumb, Tatiana loves her Hello Kitty bracelets. Please don't "make it rain" it is sooooo over and take that oversized chain off, it is sooooo lame.
Tatiana does not think she will attend this years Electric Daisy, she is staying in Alaska. But there will be some other events later this year.
House Music all night long!

Whatever. We have a yearly meeting at The Bush. Good points were made. But many were overlooked.
The good points. No more walking around the club topless. THANK YOU! Tatiana has been really annoyed with this. It is the only club she has seen this to be allowed. Topless should be on stage only or during a dance. No reason to run around topless asking for dances. Especially if you are going to be turned down anyway. Some of the girls should not take their clothes off at all actually. Sorry, but fat girls should not strip, that is Tatianas opinion.
There are a few girls in the club right now that have no business stripping.
We are getting 109 girls that will come through this Summer, not all at once, spread out. Tatiana hopes that they are pretty. Quality over quantity. It is better.
There was a new one that fell down the stairs the other day, too drunk. She had a very bad attitude and a horse face, big stomach. Hopefully she will take her ugly ass back to where she came from. Bye bye!
Clean up the lap dances. PLEASE DO! Why would you let guys touch you in a NON touching club? Why? Tatiana is wondering. What is wrong with these girls? Just put the guys hands to the side, it is THAT simple. Let's see if this rule will be enforced. Tatiana really hopes it will.
Being late for stage. Just rude. Be on time. And take your name off the list if you go home early. So easy but seems to be very complicated for some. How do they function in the world on a day to day basis?
Keep good hygiene. Seriously? Is this not a given? Should you not take a shower before going in to work as a stripper? This is America, hot water comes out of the faucet. From now on, when someone stinks, Tatiana will say something. Fucking GROSS.
And on THAT note, it is really fucking gross when guys come in to the club smelling nasty too. If you are out in public, do the rest of us a favor and take a shower, if you are too lazy for a shower - stay at home alone with your stinky ass. Thank you.
Stuff that was not discussed but really should, but wasn't......
That the club is becoming more of a bar hangout place than a strip club. We are having an increasing amount of young, clueless, drunk, disrespectful people come through. They just sit around and stare. Tatiana is not in there to get drunk or find a lay, she is in there to make money. Bring in the quality customers. Where did they go? But if the girls in the club are nasty and act that way too, then the guys will think it is ok to treat all of us bad. Tatiana is not ok with that.
Talking dirty in order to get a dance. Forcing guys to get a dance. What is up with that? Talking dirty to get a dance? That is gross and totally pathetic. Putting in all that effort just to get a no anyways. Then repeating the same spiel in the ear of the next guy. That just looks SO bad. And some guys will start thinking that dirty talk is or should be the norm. No wonder strippers get a bad reputation. Forcing guys. If this is the only way some girls make money then they really should look for another job. This scares the guys away and they won't come back.
The use of cell phones on the stage. Should be totally against the rules. Is it not illegal to take pictures/footage of people without their consent? People do not need to sit and text on the stage either. You are not that important, ok? And for all the people taking pictures of us girls in the club, you are pathetic losers.
Putting your mouth over a guys crotch area and blowing air. Biting guys nipples. Flashing the VAGINE during a dance. Seriously? We should have some standards on what is acceptable during a dance. All of that is trashy. Get some dignity, you are selling yourself cheap.
Peeing and doing the other thing without closing the bath room door in our dressing room. The door is there for a reason, use it. You are not at home, don't be yucky!
It was also said that we should be nicer to the guys in general and talk to them before asking for a dance.
Here are Tatianas views on that. If you sit on the stage and do not like Tatiana, fine. Tatiana probably does not think you are too hot either. But don't sit there and LOOK and don't tip. You can put up at least ONE DOLLAR per song, or remove yourself from the stage.
Tatiana will talk to you if you want a dance, if you agree to a dance she will talk to you before and after the dance. Or if you have something interesting to say. But Tatiana is not going to waste her energy talking to someone rude and/or drunk that wants to know if Tatiana is her real name? Or why she is doing this? What her favorite positions are? Can she give out her number? Meet up afterwards? Sorry, that kind of "conversation" is something that Tatiana will not bother with. Keep sipping on your beer - alone.
Usually Tatiana is really polite. It is totally ok if you do not want a dance from Tatiana - somebody else will. She will never over charge you or con you.
Yeah, that was it, pretty much. Tatiana totally loves her job!!!
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It's a beautiful, sunny Alaska evening here. Tatiana is taking Chhaya out on a long walk.

In Homer at the Alaskan Suites, watching the ocean and the sky from a hot tub right on the bluff. Super nice. Homer is soooooo nice. And Fat Olives has the best carrot cake, ever!
Tatiana will go there at least one more time this Summer.
www.alaskansuites.com
Here is Tatiana enjoying the beautiful view from the hot tub.

My babys birthday is today!
She is 5. I love her, she is my best friend.
Here is her birthday dinner, steak.
LOVE!!!!

Tatiana is so jealous! This girl has her dream job! Tatiana is next in line for the position!

Miss Madigan, 22, is earning þ1,000 to sleep in designer beds every day for a month.
The student, from Harborne, Birmingham, is helping with a "sleep survey" carried out by luxury bed specialists Simon Horn Ltd.
The company sells luxury Savoir Beds, originally made for the Savoy Hotel.
General manager Craig Roylance said Roisin will not only provide an objective view of the beds on sale, but will also be part of a look into what brings a good night's sleep.
He said: "It's a slightly quirky way of doing something quite serious.
"We're very passionate about beds. We wanted to conduct a sleep survey to help our sales team, but more importantly our customers.
"Just being in a good, good bed is not the only thing for a good night's sleep - there's lots of different factors such as routines before you go to sleep, drinking, light, temperature.
"We wanted to find somebody that for a month could sleep on our beds and somebody who was articulate and interested in writing about it."
He said they advertised the position and were shocked to have 400 applicants in the first day alone, followed by 200 in the second day.
The winning applicant proved to be Roisin Madigan, who studied Writing for Media Arts for two years at the South Bank University in London but moved back to Birmingham.
Mr Roylance said: "Because of the high cost of living in London, Roisin actually ran out of money and could not complete her course so she moved back to Birmingham.
"In her we've found somebody who is absolutely perfect."
He said the 22-year-old will spend 10am to 6pm in beds in the company's showroom in Edgbaston, then will blog about her experiences.
"We know exactly what we want her to do," he added. "She will not only be testing the beds, but we'll be putting her under certain conditions such as giving her alcohol or caffeine, changing the light, and changing the temperature.
"On some days she'll be actually sleeping in the window.

And for all you guys reading this.....here's a dream job for you.....

Jaime Rascone is no different than the rest of us in that the erstwhile DJ needs to grab the occasional odd job to make ends meet. But the Chilean lothario has all of us beat by holding the type of fantasy job that just sounds too good to be true: Quality Control in a brothel.
Rascone, an occasional male model and DJ, first happened upon Fiorella Companions in Santiago, Chile while working on a story about the country’s sexual revolution. He was offered the gig by Madam Fiorella, who needed somebody to provide that final “interview” in her hiring process. It goes like this: girls who are interested in working as VIP escorts for Fiorella have to undergo interviews, psychological testing, and a photo session. The applicants are whittled down to a final six, who are then fucked one after the other in a single day by Jaime. He takes diligent notes on, say, how they moved their hips and whether their groans were adequate, and makes recommendations to the madam. There is paperwork involved, which we find hysterical.
The article describing Jaime’s profession really needs to be seen to be believed, as it describes the yawning coffee-slurping Director of Quality Control starting out his day on “Mariana the stewardess” after making a phone call to a nightclub he manages. His day continues in this fashion as each candidate, all in their early 20’s, make their way into his “office” (which is equipped, of course, with a stripper pole and a suitcase full of condoms.) Each one is dutifully fucked, evaluated, showered off, and then the Prostitute Conveyor Belt gets fired up again.
The strain of the job is actually such that he can only do it once a month, testing around seventy girls or so a year. And, in fact, the article closes with a kind of haunting image of the guy getting dressed after a hard day’s work with huge dark bags under his eyes. Of course, that comes after an intense description of a volcanic threesome that ended the day so, y’know.

Somebody told Tatiana that she kind of looks like Mike Myers. Like in an ethnic way kind of. Like how some people that come from certain areas of the world resemble each other. Many can guess that Tatiana is of Eastern European origin because of her facial features. So Tatianas friend thinks that Mike Myers and Tatiana both have that regional Polish thing going, or something like that. Tatiana likes Mike Myers, he is funny.
Actually Mike Myers is Canadian with English parents supposedly, who knows where his grand parents are from. Maybe Poland.
Tatiana, Polish, both parents too. Tatianas ancestor? Genghis Khan.



Actually, Tatiana has worked with teeth like that in her mouth before, she got them at a costume store. Come on, work can be SOOOO boring and predictable, it is nice to get a good laugh sometimes. Tatiana would go up to guys, all up in their face, asking them if they wanted a dance, with those awful teeth in her mouth. And then pretend to get really sad when she got a no. That's funny! Yeah, she joked around a lot at work. Some girls just take themselves a little too seriously at work. Tatiana is far from dead, she needs to have fun.
DA NANG!