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Sunday, October 17. 2010

Jerry Springer’s Cabaret

Heartbreakers should change it's name to Jerry Springer’s Cabaret. Seriously. More fighting last night. Two girls got into it on the stage. Tatiana was busy giving a dance so she didn't see the drama on stage, unfortunately, she just caught the end of it.
It was one of the two troublemakers from the other night that got in to it with Chi Chi, that had a fight with one of the two the other night.
Let's call the two troublemakers "Corona" and "Patron" to make it easier, besides that's what they drink all night long.
Yea, so a couple of nights ago Corona and Chi Chi went at it, later that night Corona got a DUI and Patron got taken to jail with her for trespassing. They came back to work a few nights later. They must had not learned their lesson.
Because last night Chi Chi was finishing up her last song on stage (we dance four songs each set here) when a drunk Patron stumbled up on stage to take over. Started a fight with Chi Chi, on the stage, for a very happy and startled audience. Classy, to say the least.
The fight got broken up and the people ushered out. 10 minutes later another fight erupted, this time between a fuming Corona, in defense of her buddy Patron and another dancer Dior (small and super cute) in defense of her friend Chi Chi.
Tatiana saw this short lived but crazy fight. Seriously? What kind of a club is this?
Those two, Corona and Patron, should had got kicked out the first time they showed signs of their bad attitude. Why they even work at Hearbreakers is a mystery to Tatiana. Ok, Corona is pretty but way too crazy and aggressive. Patron is just a chunky, sloppy girl. Yuck.

Besides this, there are some issues with the music. We are only allowed to play the clubs cd's now. About 15 of them. Some AC/DC, Tom Petty, Blondie, old Bon Jovi, Fleetwood Mac, Ted Nugent (Tatiana doesn't know any of his music), Foreigner, Poison and some others that Tatiana can't think of right now.
The cd's lay scattered on the stage. We have to put them in ourselves, since there is no dj. (LANDIS, Tatiana needs you!!!) It's lame, cause it's like the same music every night. On repeat.
Tatiana is planning on following this rule for a night or two and after that she will sneak in a few of her own cd's. She has much more fun dancing on the stage to music that she likes and knows.

Saturday, October 16. 2010

Local celebrity

Besides Heartbreakers being the latest talk of Williston, Pearl the cute pot-bellied pig made the frontpage of the Williston Herald the other day.
Tatiana and Julia already met Pearl. SO CUTE!!!! Tatiana wants a pot-bellied piggy now.
Tatiana thinks that she should get the key to the city. Williston has not had this much publicity in a long time.
Pearl the cutie


Heartbreakers in the local newspaper

Here is the link.
http://www.willistonherald.com/articles/2010/10/15/news/doc4cb8793f20fbd308608398.txt
Tatiana thinks that they should pray that her and Julia make lots of money and leave this place sane. As far as human trafficking goes, Tatiana feels very strongly about that and if she would ever see ANY evidence of that at any place she has ever worked at, she would contact the authorities right away.

Back at Daily Addiction. Just had breakfast. Sunny and chilly out. Tatiana dragged Julia out of bed early.
We had 9 girls last night. People here really like to drink and smoke. Like it's going out of style. They seem to find it very hard to understand that Tatiana and Julia don't drink or smoke. Yeah, no drinking or smoking for us. That's right.
There are also some biker gang dudes that like to come in to Heartbreakers, somebody needs to pray for them. They are pathetic. Trying to act tough and intimidating. What they really need to do is to grow up. Maybe we should bring in our Mexican candle that we have in our room and pray for the biker dudes tonight? They need guidance. And hugs.
What else happened last night? Oh, that girl Tatiana wrote about, the selfish one. She got taken off rotation last night. The explanation was that she "scares the guys off the stage". LOL! Tatiana has never seen that one before. Btw, she must be at least over 35, so there really is no excuse for her lame behavior. Grow up already!

Tatiana writing her blog

Julia’s cleavage

YOU NEED!!!!


Friday, October 15. 2010

My own "flaws"

Since the incident last night about Tatiana’s friend feeling that Tatiana insulted her/was mean, Tatiana wants to point out her own physical "flaws' for ALL of you to read. ENJOY!
It's no big deal, Tatiana is not perfect and she never claimed to be either. Despite all compliments.
Not perfectly white teeth. But not awful either. And they are all there and the original teeth (no veneers) and they are strong. Tatiana could always bleach them, but whatever.
Some grey hair. Can't do much about that besides color the pesky strands to match the rest of the hair. The grey has been there since Tatiana was 18.
But besides that, Tatiana is happy with her hair.
Cellulite on thighs. When Tatiana got to the US she gained quite a bit of weight in the beginning. Too much junk food and not enough exercise. Her thighs and butt got large and she couldn't pull up her jeans above mid thigh. Since then the weight came off and Tatiana is ok with her body. She has days when she thinks it's a little chunky and days when she thinks she looks fantastic. But since the weigh gain there are some cellulite on the thighs that never went away.
Oh well, it is what it is. Tatiana is not aware of a cure for cellulite besides not getting them in the first place. Maybe some vigorous dry brushing?
But what she is really happy about is that her body is strong and can take Chhaya for long walks, runs and hikes and can handle 6 1/2 inch platform stilettos for hours and hours.
Tatiana never underwent any plastic surgery or drastic diets. Otherwise Tatiana would write about it. Tatiana loves food way too much to diet.

XOXO


Lots of drama

So far lots of drama here......
We only had 8 girls working last night but there is more drama and confusion than in any club Tatiana has ever worked in. In Vegas there are 200 plus girls a night and there's not this much drama. At least Tatiana was never involved in any.
But then of course Tatiana doesn't live together with other dancers either. She goes home to her own place. Here we share a kitchen and bath with each other.
And although there are not many of us sharing it seems to be very difficult for some to show consideration for others.
Last night after work a big discussion erupted since one of the girls declared that "she does not clean or do dishes - ever.” Even when she is the one that got the dishes dirty. Those chores she has "servants' do for her.
WTF? Tatiana got really pissed. What a low life. Until now, Tatiana thought this girl had some good sides to her, she has been very helpful in giving information to Tatiana about different clubs to potentially work at. But after what Tatiana saw and heard yesterday she decided that she does not want to be friends with this person. Very selfish, talks bad about EVERYBODY, is negative about everything, Tatiana has not heard a single positive thing come out of this girls mouth since she has been here.
She also informed everybody that, besides being spoiled and bla bla bla, that once some guy have her half a million dollars.
OK? Who gives a fuck really bitch? And if you are so wealthy and "spoiled" then what the fuck are you doing in Williston, working in a hole in the wall club, sleeping in a super small room, sharing kitchen and bathroom with other people?
Go back to your six million dollar house in LA that you claim you live in. LOL.
Tatiana believes that if you share common areas with other people, it should just be basic common sense that you should clean up after yourself.
Do you agree? Tatiana also asked everybody to flush the toilet with the lid down, so far this person, the spoiled beotch is ignoring this request, though she thinks of herself as very sophisticated and well traveled.
Tatiana does not care how other people live, flush, clean etc in their own home. If you want to be dirty and nasty that's up to you, but keep it to yourself.
Actually Tatiana thinks it is a reflection of how well or not you care about yourself, the way you keep your surroundings.
This persons room reeks of something, it just smells bad. So bad that the manager brought it up last night and asked this girl to clean her room and get rid of the smell and wash all of her clothes. Wow.
Tatiana ended up doing the dishes, though she has not used a single dish since she has been here, all food and drinks has been brought from or consumed outside. She just did the dishes because it is not beneath her to do something for others.
It's too bad because Tatiana though maybe she could make friends with this girl when she first met her but after being around her since last Friday and seeing her behavior, most likely the friendship won't happen. But that's ok, this girl wouldn't make a good friend anyway.
Anyhow, this is just a fraction of the drama.

Tatiana got up around 10 am this morning, went to the park for a run, some sunshine and fresh air, went back to the apartment, took a shower and walked to the coffee place, Daily Addiction, where she is sitting now.
This is Tatiana’s breakfast. Egg sandwich, vanilla latte, fruit smoothie and chocolate bar.
Tatiana is counting the days until she can go home!!!!

One more thing. If somebody asks you a question and you answer honestly what you think and the answer upsets the other person, who is to blame?
Then why did they ask it in the first place?
Yesterday a friend of Tatiana asked her something about her appearance. Tatiana answered the question. This person is feeling "fat". Tatiana did not say the person was fat or ugly, she just answered the question, without sugar coating the answer.
The results? The friend got very upset and cried and told everybody that wanted to hear how mean Tatiana was.
????? Tatiana felt bad and apologized but at the same time she feels like she just answered the question.
Yeah, lots of drama. Too much. It is dumb.
Counting the days to Chhaya’s beautiful face and my own bed.






Thursday, October 14. 2010

Got my Juicy

Tatiana got her Peace, Love & Juicy perfume. Here it is. The bottle is really pretty. Tatiana gave one to Julia too.
But of all the Juicy perfumes, the VIVA La Juicy is Tatianas favorite. Julia likes the first one, Juicy Couture the best.
Now you know what you can give us for Christmas!
: )
Also Julias birthday is coming up. November 17.
Mmmmmmmm, Juicy!