Welcome to Chaos !!

That means.......by the way......back in business.
That's right, Tatiana is back in business and it feels great. You can only sit around the house and "do nothing" for so long. Not that Tatiana just sits around and stares at the tv, though she does that too. There's sleep, Chhaya, cleaning, organizing, laundry, plucking eyebrows, chasing ingrown hairs, eating pastries, obsessing over eyelash growth.....you know, STUFF.
But now it's time to throw some work into the mix. Work is good.
Last night somebody asked Tatiana "What are you doing here, you should be in Playboy". Tatiana answered "I don't want to have sex with Hugh Hefner".
She also heard "you long legged BEAST". That was a first and Tatiana started laughing, fun stuff.
Playboy is for girls around 20, pretty girls, that have to understand that being a Playmate also includes extra work at the Playboy Mansion, and that can mean lot's of different things. Or for a celebrity of some sort, that is willing to be in Playboy for various reasons to get some publicity. Usually not an A-lister, but sometimes.
Tatiana loves Playboy, the pictures are usually very nice and flattering. Nothing wrong with appearing in Playboy.
Actually, a long time ago, Tatiana was "Sexy Girl Next Door" Playboy online, for a whole week! And the week after, her friend Shelley held the title.
WOOOHOOOO!!!!! Bragging rights! LOL.

The other day Tatiana read somewhere that rice water is good for hair. Really, she thought. Interesting. And decided to try it.
So tonight after the shampoo, she poured two large mugs of rice water she had prepared by cooking some rice earlier, into her hair, put it up and sat with the rice water in her hair for about 30 minutes before rinsing it out. Meanwhile she also slathered on some of that clay mask on her face, the Aveda one.
Tatiana has also been putting on Latisse on her lashes for about a week now, mind as well use it up, since she got the Latisse......back in October.
So the rice water supposedly makes the hair really soft. Tatiana is going to see if this works. And if it does, she is going to repeat the process tomorrow.
The Latisse, after weeks of faithful application, supposedly makes the lashes longer, darker and thicker. Tatiana is already bored with the Latisse but she is going to use up the bottle, since it's miniscule anyways, but she does not think that she will invest in any more Latisse. Unless, of course, her lashes just become absolutely amazing or something. Then it might be worth the effort of putting on some weird chemical on your lash line every night.
Back in the day, in Sweden, Tatiana used to do all kinds of beauty rituals at home, tiredlessly. Steam baths for the face, infused with chamomile or other herbs. Masks for the face, at least twice a week. A favorite was beaten egg white. Now Tatiana slowed down on the rituals. Not as many as before. She has not done a face steam at home in forever but she should, that's really for cleaning the skin.........Tatiana got lazy!
Though she could easily go for a facial, pedicure and a massage about once a week. If somebody else performs the service on her.

Tatiana did not watch the "House Wives Of Orange County" and "House Wives of Atlanta" until she came back to Alaska recently. So she has been watching these shows once in a while for the last month now. Marveling at these aging bimbos and their antics.
Are these "ladies" serious? These shows are great examples of that money does NOT buy you class, obviously. Sure it's television and entertainment and probably lot's of it is exaggerated but some of it is not.
Do these ladies not know that bragging about your money and stuff is so noveau riche and sooooo tacky? Half of them don't have what they pretended to on the shows anyway, they have been evicted and their houses and nice cars taken away from them.
Anyone can buy stuff on credit, it's not fully yours until it's paid off anyway.
Like Tatiana, she used to have a condo in Vegas that went into foreclosure, due to her decision. Thank goodness for that. That was just the worst headache ever. Being a home owner sucks. It's totally overrated, a pain in the ass and Tatiana wishes that she never ventured down that road. At the time it seemed like a great idea, many people in Vegas made nice little profits on buying then selling their homes BUT then the real estate market crashed. Big time.
Tatiana decided to walk away from that condo and that was a GOOD idea. Looking back Tatiana made many uneducated decisions and trusted people that pretended to have her best interest at heart, when all they really wanted was to make some money for themselves. Like real estate agents and shady loan people.
Tatiana will forever be wary of real estate agents, especially sweaty, pig looking ones with cocaine habits. LOL.
But back to the house wives..........since Tatiana recovered well from this condo deal anyway in the end.......
Another thing.........obvious fake boobs paraded around in tank tops everywhere are so 90's, even if you live in sunny Orange County.
Take the double D's out already, especially if you are in your 40's (or an old looking 30 Something). It's just kind of sad looking. You can replace that large implant with a smaller size or cover up a little. If the implants have that hard, obvious implant look, they should always be covered up. Always. Because that is a bad boob job and it looks cheap and ugly. Boobs should look soft and inviting. There is nothing wrong with big boobs......but if they are always on display, unless you are working in a strip club, then there are issues going on, like low self esteem and that is so not sexy.
Another thing Tatiana noticed is that most of these ladies look at least 10 years older than they say they are. Even with all that botox. Like Kim on "House Wives of Atlanta". Born 78? Really? She looks like an older chunky transvestite. Claims to botox injections on a regular basis since she was 24. Wow. No signs of that at all.
Kim looks way older. Usually a bad wig will aid to that. Like a large, too blonde wig. Too much cakey make up and some overly tanned leather skin. Or some bad fillers in the face.
She should do some laser treatments instead of botox and that goes for many of these ladies.
Tatiana hopes that these shows act like an example of how NOT to be and look. Just another great example of that a little less goes a long way.

Here is a boob, a naturel........Tatiana has NO idea who this boob belongs to......
: )

Tatiana just read this about some elephants that have been killed......

"An elephant named Marani was shot to death in October. A second shooting death came in February. Two others were killed last month, including one suspected shooting death and one death caused by a snare.

Douglas-Hamilton described the agony of the last death, after a team member hiked through thick mountain terrain and through two gorges to find the starved corpse.

"She had been snared with a big rope round her leg and was tied to a tree," he said. "In her last days she had thrashed around and flattened the vegetation, but he found her emaciated. She must have died of lack of food and water."

Susie Weeks, who lives near the 17,057-foot (5,199-meter) mountain for her work with The Mount Kenya Trust, said the region is "rife" with snares and traps. She said ivory poaching began on the mountain in 2009 and has steadily increased.

"Although the snares seem to be laid for smaller game, like buffalo, we find dead elephant calves in these brutal and indiscriminate traps, and amputated or snared calves wondering around with serious infections they cannot possibly survive," she said."

SO MEAN! Sometimes Tatiana just loathes the human race. People are so mean, so selfish. There are days when Tatiana just loves life and being alive but then she gets reminded of certain things, like this for example and she gets snapped back to the harsh reality of how shitty people really are.
In every aspect. Loyalty. Friendship. Violence. The list is never ending. It's not often that you meet a nice person anymore it seems.
Tatiana got rid of some nasty people from her own life not too long ago.......selfish, nasty, envious, liars and she is very happy not to considered them friends anymore.
They were not worthy of her friendship anyway, looking back at things. But it's ok. That's life. And Tatiana is more concerned for these elephants and all other animals that get mistreated than these individuals she is no longer friends with anyways.
Poor elephants! It is so awful that this is happening! Tatiana loves animals. They are beautiful and innocent.

So it's all over the news that Osama Bin Laden is dead. Weird. Tatiana is not dancing around and cheering. She just wishes that people somehow can overcome all the issues in the world that cause acts of violence.
Tatiana always thought that Osama had very pretty eyes.
Hopefully this won't lead to anything bad, like some retaliation killings, then the US will have to retaliate back and it will just be a never ending circle of madness.
Tatiana does not like war, terrorism and things like that.
How about some Peace?

Valborgsmässoafton is something people celebrate in Sweden, usually the night of April 30.
In English it is called Walpurgis Night.
It's the celebration of the coming Summer and large bonfires burn throughout the night while crowds of people gather around them. This is a very old, pagan tradition. Hundreds of years old. Back in the day people also believed that the witches flew on their brooms to Blåkulla on this night. Blåkulla was a place where the witches would gather and meet up with the Devil. Pretty interesting.
Tatiana remembers Valborgsmässoafton from her childhood, always an exciting night.
So to honor the tradition, she had her own little fire tonight.