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Tuesday, August 2. 2011

Celebs in strip clubs

Since Tatiana is spending her days and nights in a small Alaskan town and not experiencing strange new places, clubs or going out in Vegas or LA she doesn't have any new highly entertaining adventures to write about.
So it is time do dig into the archives. Tatiana can't tell you about her political opinions, iced vanilla lattes, sandwiches and what color panties she is wearing every time you check her blog. Therefore......here comes the celebs in strip clubs blog......
Sometimes people wonder if Tatiana ever encounters anyone "famous" at work. Yes. But not here in AK. Tatiana has seen and interacted with some celebs in Vegas and other places. And she has probably been around people that she didn't recognize because they do something she has no clue about, mainly something that has to do with sports, Tatiana is not that into sports.
Though, Dennis Rodman would frequent Olympic Garden and Crazy Horse Too. Tatiana never talked to him. She once saw Lennox Lewis at CH Too, he is a good looking guy.
Ummmmm.....let's think......Brad Pitt in disguise. Keanu Reeves. Never talked to them.
George Clooney, used to hang out at the VIP bar at CH Too. Tatiana never had any desire to get to know him on a personal level, who wants's to be Clooney's latest gf? This last one he dumped looks like a man, George chatted with cuter girls at CH Too. Just saying......
Mike Tyson would sometimes show up at CH Too, he once gave Tatiana some compliments. Tatiana smiled politely but stayed away, Mike had a "reputation" back then. Though he actually seems like a real sweetie nowadays.
Tatiana sat at the arm of P. Diddy's chair and small talked once. He was skinny, wore a suit and dark shades. She also had a lenghty conversation with Robert Downey Jr. He was alone and VERY cute and funny. The talked mainly about raves and LA, Tatiana was excited over an upcoming rave and kept on obsessing over it.
In NY at Flashdancers, Tatiana got approached by a person that asked her to go and give some guy a dance. The guy Tatiana danced for looked very familiar but Tatiana could not quite figure it out at first, halfway through the dance she realized it was Sting. He was polite but a little nervous and kept looking around. Very little eye contact. After two dances it was over. He actually ended up getting a bunch of dances from another girl later on, a very beautiful black girl, Naomi Campbell lookalike.
Then there has been people that are well known in certain circles........like Mark Ronson, that was a fun night! Or people that have high positions in large companies or like a mayor of a town or lesser known musicians and people on tv. Tatiana would not be able to mention or remember them all.
In London Tatiana met and spent some time with a guy that used to be in the Prodigy.
So yes, sometimes you see or get to talk to or dance for a celeb. It happens. Just another day at the office. Celebs sometimes want to see pretty girls in a strip club. It's entertainment for adults and it doesn't have to be complicated or sleazy. Like, Victoria Beckham has been at The Rhino in Vegas more than once with her hubby. Getting dances. Hellooooo, if Posh can bring her skinny ass to a strip club then you know it's ok. You are not going to get a disease or get mugged, no worries.
You might actually meet somebody most delightful!
Or you can just go to one of the larger night clubs or casinos in Vegas. Plenty of celeb sightings there. But Tatiana, as you know, is not too fond of the current Vegas scene. She much rather prefer a rave, though that is "trendy" now. LOL. Yeah, whatever........
And if anyone asks you if you have ever encountered a celeb in a strip club, then you can say "Yes, Tatiana!".

Here is a link to a recent article about Vegas strip clubs and the economy. Tatiana is happy that she is not walking around in circles at The Rhino right now.
http://www.journalgazette.net/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20110801/ENT/110809998&SAXOEdAjax=1&AjaxRequestUniqueId=131218683072164




Rain and hot flashes

No sun today. Tatiana is feeling just as lazy as the weather. And earlier today while driving, a weird warm flushed feeling came over her. WTF? Is this early menopause? Tatiana is getting affected by the weather like an old lady and experiences hot flashes. What's next? Achy bones all over when it rains? Tatiana thinks it is definitely way too early for menopause.


Sunday, July 31. 2011

Last day of July!

Really? Already? Tatiana can't believe how time flies. Seriously. Can you?
Right now, at the laundromat, up bright and early......another sunny day.
Later, pastry and coffee, reading, tanning, touching up pink nail polish, walking with Chhaya.........and.......working probably.
Tatiana thinks that making some more $$$ would be the appropriate way to end July this year.

Friday, July 29. 2011

Lucky

Tatiana feels lucky......another beautiful day! Sun and blue skies as far as the eye can see.
Just finished a bowl of strawberries.
In a bit Tatiana is going outside with Chhaya to spend the rest of the day, well at least until about 6 or 7 pm, outside.
Need to go and get an iced vanilla latte too.
Not much to report about anything. Work is ok. About 18 -21 girls/night. A few pretty ones. Some not so much.
Tatiana talked to her Mom yesterday. Mom gave motherly advice like, make sure you eat vitamins, work out with weights. And when Tatiana told her Mom she thinks Putin is very SEKSI, Mom called her crazy. Mom obviously does not share Tatiana's opinion on this subject. But that's fine. They still get along fine.
So the message of today is, you don't have to agree with everything that somebody says, but you can still be friends and get along. It's good to have opinions and something to say, makes life more interesting. Right?

Oh btw......SEKSI is the new spellling of SEXY.
DA NANG!!!

Thursday, July 28. 2011

Grab the sunshine

After a few days of rain, the sun has made an appearance.
Tatiana packed a book, iced tea and is planning on laying out all day.
Need to grab the sunshine while it's here......



Wednesday, July 27. 2011

Hitchhiker

Just passed a lonely hitchhiker while driving home.......I always feel a pang of anxiety and compassion when I pass up a hitchhiker........but I am too scared to stop and give them a ride.
Since I am all alone in the car, and a girl on top of it, I just feel too scared. If something would happen to me then what would happen to Chhaya? Plus my Mom would be heartbroken.
I probably watched too many scary movies about crazy hitchhikers and read some horrible stories too. That's why I don't pick anyone up.
I have given people rides before but I was not alone in the car, somebody was always with me.
And one summer in Europe, I hitchhiked from Grenoble to Zurich together with two other people, and all the way back from Zurich to Grenoble. We got ride after ride, it was great.
But maybe it's different there. No serial killer syndrome.
So now I feel bad cause I didn't pick up that hitchhiker. I am finding some consolation in that I always give girls at work rides home when they don't have a car. Took two home this last week.

Somebody wrote a comment a few blogs ago, asking, basically, if I am writing this blog for nothing?
To answer your question, in case you haven't figured it out yet......I am writing because I think it is fun and because YOU NEED!
Now you know.

It's after 4 am, time for bed.
Goodnight!