Welcome to Chaos !!

"Give them something to blog about with fall's statement-making fashion."
That's what it says on stylebop.com
After looking through the latest ELLE, Marie-Claire and Harper's Bazaar magazines Tatiana has a WANT & WISH list for fall.

First of all, boots. Tatiana didn't know that Vera Wang designs boots too......really nice boots actually.
Tatiana loves these two boots. Both of them.
Essie

Marilyn

Both can be found here
http://shop.nordstrom.com

Then these Ugg boots are really nice.
Cosima Tall

Can be found here
http://www.uggaustralia.com

And how about these Miu Miu booties with a GLITTER sole! SOOOO cute!

And you can never go wrong with a pair of Hunter boots for those rainy and muddy days. Tatiana has black Hunters, she wants the green one now.

http://www.net-a-porter.com/

And these boots by Guess are cute too......
Vale over-the-knee

http://shop.guess.com

And then the parkas......!!!
Tatiana loves this Burberry parka, nice huh?

http://us.burberry.com

And this one by Barbour is also very cute.......

http://www.stylebop.com

Here is an example of a cute look (borrowed from http://www.stylebop.com).

Though Tatiana would wear the parka with skinny jeans like in the pic and the Vera Wang "Essie" boots or the Ugg's "Cosima Tall".

Absolute DREAM boot is this lace-up tan suede from Azzedine Alaia, it's SO beautiful and sexy!

Nothing exciting is currently happening here is the super boring town of Kenai that I live in.
It is getting cold and soon the snow will settle in and stay on the ground for about six months.
I have a photo shoot in Anchorage next week but more on that later.
I still don't have my pics that I did last month in Captain Cook State Park, as soon as I do I will put them up here.
Last night I stayed home.....I watched Kick-Ass. If you haven't seen it you should, it is a cute movie about some super heroes. I liked it.
I think that I have my work travels pretty much planned out for this fall. But more on that later too.
Today I am getting a latte, doing laundry and probably.....maybe working. I might go to Homer for a day or two later this week. I haven't been there all summer and I think that I want to go and eat something good and see the sights.
Oh and I was THIS close to having a head on car collision today. I was driving into town when some person in a red car decided to come completely into MY lane, straight at me. I had to get all the way over on the side lane and on the dirt road and whoever that freak was missed me by a hair and after passing me up steered their car back into the lane he/she was supposed to be in. WTF? That was the closest I have ever been to a crazy accident. Lucky me I am driving my large
F 250 today, the other car would had been smashed completely if the accident would had happened.

Tatiana had plans to go camping this weekend but she decided not to because of the rain.
She knows that hardcore camping enthusiasts don't mind rain, cold, tornadoes etc while camping but Tatiana rather enjoy herself instead of struggling to put up a tent while it's pouring down.
And Chhaya does not like to be outside in the rain either. So maybe next weekend, if the weather improves.

Last night work was soooooo boring that Tatiana fell asleep on the couch. She went on stage four times, out of those twice she made a total of $ 1.
Tatiana is not complaining......just trying to paint the picture of how boring it was.
Before she forgets she needs to tell ya'll about a guy that has been in the club all week, well at least every night since Wednesday. He is sooooo annoying, all he talks about for everybody within earshot is how much he LOVES Michael Vick. He actually calls him SIR Michael Vick.
And that he loves Philadelphia and HATES a bunch of other cities like New York because of some guy named Eli Manning (must be some kind of a football player too).
Really? After having been subjected to his mouth diarrhea for three nights in a row, Tatiana politely told him to shut the fuck up or she was going to beat him.
And she also advised him to broaden his horizons a little or he is looking at a very lonely life.
No girl wants to be with a freak like that, unless he finds a woman that lives for sports. There might be a few of those out there actually, they probably crush empty Budweiser cans against their forehead too while cheering for their favorite team.
And Vick? He might be a good football player.....but what he did to those dogs.....Tatiana will always associate him with that, therefore she doesn't like him whatsoever.

Anyways, time to go.
🙂

A typical evening at the strip club.....Tatiana arrived around 9 30 PM and went straight to her locker. Changed out of her black Miss Sixty jeans, two pink and gray layered shirts from Victoria's Secret and pink flip flops into a peach colored panty and black triangle cut bikini top. Slipped into her 7'' Stardust platform heels. Put on some earrings and applied some lip gloss.
It was a slow night but even on a slow night Tatiana deals with all kinds of people.
For example, two drunk girls came in. Both around 30, definitely seen better days.
First they seemed fine but the more they drank the angrier they got. They were hustling random guys for drinks, trying to look "sexy" by dancing all over each other, badly copying some grinding moves they studied on MTV.
Then they started becoming insulting. Even a random guy noticed and asked the bartender to kick them out of the club because of how they were acting, bothering everybody around them. So, of course both of them just happened to sit at Tatiana's stage when it was her time to go up. Tatiana overheard one guy tell one of his friends that he thought she was very beautiful.
The chunkier of the two lard asses didn't like that a bit and her jealousy got the best of her. LOL. Well at the end of her two songs Tatiana let the cow (sorry to all the real cows out there, you are so much better than that woman) know that she could just shut her ugly trap because she will NEVER ever be like Tatiana. Really. Unless you are an Adriana Lima look wise and have the ability to beat Tatiana in chess AND carry on an intelligent convo raging in different topics then you really should be quiet. Do not sit at the stage in a strip club and talk shit unless you want to be put in your place, loudly in front of everyone. Nobody wants to buy you and your friend a drink, buy the drinks yourselves.....and good luck finding a new man too. Go home and take care of your kids instead of making a spectacle of yourselves, trying to act sexy while looking pathetic.
Later on Tatiana met three very nice men visiting this area. They were having a great time and it is always so nice to meet good people. One of them had MS and he was rather affected by it. Made Tatiana sad and very reflective over life.
She also had to deal with a group of Neanderthals out having a good time.
Understand that it is NOT ok to try to touch the girls when they are on the stage, ESPECIALLY anywhere close to their private parts. That just might result in the girl taking all the $ you just put up on that stage, getting annoyed and leaving the stage. And no, Tatiana has no desire AT ALL to "hang out" with you and your five drunk friends after work. Yes, she knows, this might be somewhat difficult for you to comprehend......but she rather be alone, any day. And projectile sneezing repeatedly in the dancers direction while she is on stage, without covering your mouth will also result in the dancer getting away from you, as far as she can. Gross! Tatiana doesn't need your sneeze on her perfect boobs. Sure, Tatiana sneezes too but she learned a long time ago how to sneeze in public. You should learn this also.
All of this and more in the span of about 6 hours. It was a slow night. After tipping out $ 125, Tatiana went home with $ 390.

Soooooo, I did make it in to work last night......yaeeeeay! It was actually a good thing because I did good and had fun. 🙂
There were two guys in there that insisted that I danced to Barbie Girl by Aqua because according to them, I look just like Barbie. LOL. I've heard that before.
And not only from guys that are drunk or tipsy. Even from girls in the daytime while out shopping. I do not think that I look like Barbie at all, she is more blonde, tanned and plastic.
I mean, I don't even have fake boobs. I have seen Barbies at work before - mainly in Vegas, lots of Barbie lookalikes and Barbie wannabe looalikes.
But to make my two new fans happy, I did play Barbie Girl . Cute song but so not me.
Even though I love pink....the color that is..... Here are some of the lyrics......

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party

So the next time I went up I had to make up for it and played my new fave song by Blackburner Freak You .

I think I have to get a trim, my hair is getting long. I was hoping to wait until October, I think I will be in LA for a few days then and I was going to get in cut and conditioned at a place called George Michael of Beverly Hills. I love that place. But I might have to take off an inch or so sooner than that. It's starting to look a little thin in the ends.
Actually my hair is getting thinner, it used to be kind of thick. But we lose like up to 100 hairs/day, that's normal. And since I have long hair it's just more noticeable I think than if you have shorter hair. And my hair is also kind of fine (the texture of it) and not coarse, that too makes it appearing thinner.
But I highly recommend that salon!
You can read some reviews here

http://www.yelp.com/biz/george-michael-of-beverly-hills-beverly-hills

And the site for the salon

http://georgemichaellonghair.com/



You can see that my poster that I made about the importance of taking care of your pets by spaying and neutering them is still hanging in the dressing room.
It's to the left in the pic. I mean, why let your dog or cat have litter after litter? Can you find a good home to all of those puppies and kittens?

I could not pull up my blog from my house yesterday, don't know if the strong winds the other day blew a tower down or something? My internet was super slow and that was highly irritating.
Anyways, I brought the Tatiana show over to Coffee Roasters this afternoon. My make up artist is here, hair stylist, personal assistant, PR person - I roll like J LO, sans Casper of course. I am just sitting around looking cute & casual, writing my blog, posing for an occasional pic with a fan and writing autographs.
LOL!



Have you read the story about the farm worker caught on camera abusing the turkeys at a Butterball turkey kill factor? More workers are being investigated.
You might not think it's a big deal to torture animals before they get slaughtered for consumption, hopefully you are a compassionate person and do care.
My eyes are full of tears and my hands are shaking right now when I am typing this because I feel upset and sad because of that. I do not eat turkey.
Those birds live a hellish life before they end up slaughtered. Sure the meat is tasty, I've had turkey before - until I started caring.
I am sure that the conditions for the factory/farm workers are bad and that they are underpaid and overworked. I feel bad for the people that work in factories.
But it is not the animals fault! If anything, the animals are the ones suffering the most. Animal abuse and torture is NEVER right. Would you feel ok eating a cow, pig, chicken or turkey if you knew somebody tortured it, made it suffer and scared it right before it died and eventually ended up at your plate? I hope not.
It is easier NOT to care, I know. Ignorance IS bliss. I have my own problems and things that I am sad and worried about. Like right now I am not at all motivated to go to work because it feels meaningless and boring. I have an awful mortgage to deal with. I have bad days. But at the same time, I have to care about things that are not right. And I can't stand animal abuse. So if you can, make at least one day or even better two days a week a meat free day, if you are a meat eater.
Look at the bigger picture. The world is about everybody and everything, not only YOU. Or me.

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/butterball-farm-worker-guilty-animal-cruelty/story?id=17098746