Welcome to Chaos !!

I was so very fortunate to enjoy (and OH DID I enjoy it too.....!!!) Briney Spears show "Piece Of Me" last night at Planet Hollywood. Let me start with some pictures, I took many and picking out a handful was not easy. Inside the arena, view of the stage before showtime. And I was not sitting in a seat far from the stage, I was in the pit up close to Britney. OMG. I was super excited! The pics are in the order of the show. You heard, 'It's Britney, Bitch" and it was ON.....! And YES, she was/is AMAZING. I love Britney! ❤ ❤ ❤ I LOVE this pic! It was over way too soon.....the show is about 90 minutes long and you get to hear all her big hits. I like all her songs so I can't really pick a fave...... I have more Britney stuff to put up here but it will have to wait until tomorrow. I'm in Vegas BITCH and I'm busy!

I have been rather occupied since I got to Vegas, my days are full and not boring like when I'm in Kenai. The Kenai chunk is gone too. A girl came up to me the other night and told me she just wanted to say that she thought I looked "amaaaaazing, just amazing". I thanked her for the nice compliment. I like to compliment people too and have given away two (sincere ones of course, otherwise it doesn't count) in the last couple of days to some random girls.
Me and Chhaya started out the day with meeting up with Julia at Madhouse Coffee, Chhaya joined in on the latte meeting.



Then we all went to a girl named Heather where I got a trim, about an inch or so off my hair while Chhaya waited in the backyard. Julia stayed behind for a trim and a color. Me and Chhaya left so I could eat some Pei Wei takeout and then we went to Red Rock for a walk.
I have to say that Red Rock was unusually beautiful today. It smelled SO GOOD there, I was taking deep breaths of the fresh rain air. It rained here in Vegas yesterday so everything feels fresh and smells like sagebrush. For a minute I just took in the scenery and the quiet and powerful buzz of nature - BEAUTIFUL. I love Red Rock. So grateful that I'm here right now.

Yesterday I had to force myself to get up at the horribly early hour of 9 am, well I actually dragged it out a bit and stayed in bed until about 9 15 until I had to get up and get myself ready so I wouldn't be late. I am usually on time for my appointments. I don't like making people wait.
I met up with Wes and two ladies, Debbie and Lisa (light assistants) at a Starbucks and we drove out far into the Lake Mead National Recreation Area to a place called Redstone.
I recommend a visit to Redstone (not to be confused with Red Rock) if you have some time to spare in Vegas. Massive red rock formations, great place for photos and a picnic.
I have shot there before and I actually lost a high heel there on a shoot. So somewhere out there I lost a black very snazzy heel (Yves Saint Laurent for fashion minded folks). This time around I brought along these that I found at Nordstrom Rack.



I also brought Chhaya and she spent her day sun bathing on the cliffs and looking for lizards. Everybody commented on how well behaved she is and she IS actually that good, until another dog gets in her face.







After the shoot (I hope for a couple of good shots because Wes is a perfectionist) me and Chhaya went to the park closer to the house for two long laps around it. Then I took Chhaya home, rinsed off and changed clothes and headed to my angel Cathy for a 2 1/2 hour long massage. Seriously, I love massages and I love getting my feet and calves rubbed and Cathy is a foot expert. It felt soooooooo good! I want to go back next week.





I got home at a little after midnight and headed straight for the bed with a pint of ice cream in my hand. Long day.

So since I have bought new shoes and new bra's and I'm in Vegas some of you might be wondering if I'm working......? Me, working? Nooooooo. I have auditioned at at least ten clubs since I've been here (I lost count after ten) and all the managers in charge of hiring told me that I'm too hairy down there (while staring at my neither regions with a look of bewilderment written all over their face) and to come back after I shave. Too hairy? What? I don't get it!
I'm not going to shave! Instead I will live off my meager savings and see how many lattes, pastries and more shopping I can do until I have to start begging for money with all the other hustlers and weirdos doing the same at Las Vegas Blvd.



At least somebody likes my hairy vagine!



Not working....just hanging out.

I have some new acquired items to show you. First of all, my new gray hoodie from Victoria's Secret - I love it!



And some new bra's from Victoria's Secret. I have a thing for pretty bra's I guess. At work I want to be wrapped in a pretty outfit. The bra is like a decoration in a way. So here are my new beauties that I can add to my collection. The picture does not make them justice I think, I will have to put them on and take pics of each individual one. A black with some rather demure rhinestones, a gray with some long tassels (that's a first), then a white with a small black bow and gold rhinestones from the 2014 Victoria's Secret show in London and finally a baby blue with rhinestones and yellow trim. Oh la la!





Almost every time you step foot into a Victoria's Secret a sales associate will come up into your personal space and ask if you want to be measured. That is, if you are a lady. I doubt they offer to measure men's privates. "Hello Sir, would you like me to measure your penis today? What state do you prefer to get in measured in?" Anyhow. According to THEM (meaning the very persistent at Victoria's Secret sales people) my cup size is a 34 C but I do not consider myself a C. To me, I am a 34 B and I am perfectly happy with that. The reason I say I am a B and not a C is because I am surrounded by boobs at work, I have seen a ton of them in their natural state. Literally. And I know that the sales associates at Victoria's Secret work with boobs too but in a different way than me. I have an idea in my head what size A, B, C, D and even double D boobs look like in the strip club. So when a Victoria's Secret associate recently told me that she indeed had a double D (while wearing a push up bra with padding probably) I looked at her boobs thinking.....that is NOT what a double D looks like in a strip club". I guess it matters how many inches you are around the rib cage and some other math boob calculations that I just do not understand. All I know is I make money at work with my B's. Thank you God! And I know how I want a bra to fit me at work, I want some cleavage that spills over a bit, not to be completely covered up comfy Grandma style by a large cup.....therefore I prefer the B cup over the C. Outside of work I wear sports bra's and once in a while one of my regular bra's, depending on what I'm wearing and where I'm going. Yoga hoodie tank top flip flops sneaker comfy style in private, Victoria's Secret angel style at work.

So I been wanting to get a new pair of shoes for a while now. Both the chrome (silver) and the pink ones with rhinestones (Stardust 701) finally broke on me due to long usage and I even stapled the pink ones to get more time out of them. Well, sadly they are done and have to go to stripper shoe heaven. Meaning I will sell them to the highest bidder. There is a demand out there for well used stripper shoes.
So where do I go to get sparkling new shoes.....and I'm talking about stripper shoes now although I'm sure there are ladies out there that wear those kinds of shoes outside in the "real" world, like Shauna Sand for example. Well, I go to Red Shoes of course! Located at 4011 West Sahara Avenue, they have a ton of shoes and boots and even outfits and panties. I went with another pair of Stardust 701's by Pleaser but clear ones this time. Since I like that style so much. Here they are - pretty and brand new.



They even have a small stage with a pole at Red Shoes in case you feel you need to impress other shoppers with your amazing (or not so amazing) pole tricks. Don't be shy. Hop on up and start working that pole! My latest pole trick is called "the lazy stripper". Very simple, arch you back and put your butt against the pole and just stand like that and look pretty.
Anyone can do it!



And check out some of the new heights of heels......I call them stilts. Mine are 7" and that is probably as tall of a heel for work that I will have. Everybody asks me how tall I am when I'm at work, like I am some giant or something, when in fact I'm 5'9. So not crazy tall in reality.





These are not for sale, just an "ad" for Pleaser.



So you should check out Red Shoes when you are in Vegas. They have a vast collection of heels, not only for dancers.



And a last pic of my beautiful pink shoes when they were new. I took this pic in February 2012.