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Tonight is a big night here in Vegas, it's fight night. Manny "Pacman" Pacquiao and Floyd "Money" Mayweather will be boxing at the MGM Grand Garden Arena later this evening. I do not know much about boxing. I do know that there is a ridiculous amount of money involved, the two contenders are rumored to be splitting 300 million US dollars, Floyd taking home the larger chunk. I think 60-40 to Floyd. No matter who wins, there are no losers in this fight.
That is some serious cash.....I'm not sure how I feel about that. One can do a lot of good with that kind of money.
I suspect they might try to go for a rematch next year or so to generate even more $$$. I am hoping Manny wins of course! He seems like nice person, he smiles a lot and sings his own songs - what a cutie! How can you not like Manny? All I know about Floyd is that he lives here in Vegas and likes to buy Ferrari's (lots of them) for cash at the local dealership, he likes his Ferrari's white. Vegas is buzzing with excitement for tonight, most hotels are fully booked.



Since Manny weighed in at 145 lbs and Floyd at 146, they are welterweights, I got curious about my own weight class had I been a professional boxer......which I'm not of course, far from it. At Whole Foods they have a machine that will take your blood pressure and your weight for free, see why Whole Foods is the best - they have everything there.
So I weighed in at 135. I guess I'm a lightweight? Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.





This is my fighting form for today. (I'm holding a bikini in my hand in case you wonder).





Right now I'm enjoying a smoothie called Blue Hawaii and waiting for the weather to cool off so me and Chhaya can go for a walk. It's 90°F right now!

I got a new bikini.....a pink bikini. Quite basic but it will cover what needs to be covered. I keep on thinking that I should/need to take up swimming like once a week. It's a good exercise for me.



Yesterday afternoon I had an errand by Town Square mall and Julia came with me. We were walking into Whole Foods to get something cold and sparkly to drink when we were approached by a lady asking us if we would want to test ride in and take a survey about a Lincoln car and for the time and trouble we would be each awarded a $25 gift card to Whole Foods. Hello.....do bears poop in the woods? Of course we want gift cards to Whole Foods!
A 21 year old kid from Miami that had never been to Vegas before drove us around for about ten minutes in a brand new Lincoln while we entertained him with crazy stories about drug deals, fat lines of meth & the kokaina, arrests, prostitution and all the other fun stuff life has to offer. We did all this in exaggerated accents. He must had thought we were crazy and at the end of the ride he wanted to hang out later......of course he did. My plan was to go and make money later so I passed on the hanging out later part.
I was very happy with my $25 Whole Foods present, I got me and Chhaya dinner for free.



I got home from work not too long ago. The birds are starting to wake up outside and I need to sleep, I am SO tired. Have to be up by noon to meet a friend for lunch......so it's bed time now.

I saw Penn & Teller a while ago. Their show is GREAT. I don't know HOW they do any of that stuff that I saw, I could not wrap my head around it. I really did enjoy their show. If you do plan to see Penn & Teller make sure you get seats close or somewhat close to the stage.
The arena is big (their show is at the Rio) and a few times I felt like I should had brought binoculars because it was difficult to see what they were doing and you want to see all that magic and not miss out!



Penn & Teller seem like they are really nice too. They are involved in the community with walks for AIDS, blood donations and Opportunity Village. I admire that very much.





After the show they take their time and pose for pictures and sign autographs. Well, I did not have the chance to take pictures with them the evening I saw the show and I regretted that. And I wanted pics with Penn & Teller dammit! So I drove down to the Rio the other night, I estimated the time frame for when I thought the show would be over. And yes, when I arrived Penn & Teller were busy meeting with their audience, so I waited until it was my turn and I took pics with them. I was super excited and look slightly crazy in the pics.......as you can see. And yes, Teller talks (in case you didn't know, Teller does not utter a single word in the show). And Penn said something to me but what it was I will keep as a secret, because that is what true magicians do.

I had dinner with my babes (Skrink) at Paymon's this evening. We are both in agreement that the best fries in town can be found there. Sooooo tasty. Full of seasoning and served with a dipping sauce that is mouth watering. I could eat there several times a week.



I'm in bed now, I need to take a shower and sleep because I have a full day tomorrow and should get an early start but I don't want to move. I'm too comfortable.
This afternoon I tried some kind of a lime drink at Starbucks. Of course that is an open invitation for a small selfie photo session. This is the result of that. Well, I really should take a shower and sleep.



Ohhhhh......before I forget. I need to tell you about my new opening line at work. It's usually been the regular "Want a dance" or "You NEED". Yes, I am totally a "wanna dance?" person.
I do not mind holding conversations with people but I'm not going to get interviewed and asked a million questions often including questions about what I might be doing when I get off work (I go home ALONE and sleep motherfucker) and bla bla bla......and then not get a dance. Do you want a dance? Great, then we can talk. If not, I have to go. OK......so my new line is "You bitches (or just bitch if I'm asking one person) need/want a dance?". Inspired by Jesse Pinkman of course. When I was caught up in Breaking Bad a while ago, bitch was a very commonly used word for me. I think I called Boss Lady bitch several times a night, she loved it (NOT). Jesse was a bad influence on me, so I blame him. The new line works well in case you wonder.......

I worked last weekend and last night. Let me tell you a bit about it, some work stuff. I met three nice guys from Norway. Nicely dressed and well behaved. I speak Swedish to people from Norway and they speak Norwegian to me and we understand each other perfectly fine. All they did was sit at the stage. And they wanted me to go up so badly that they found the manager and requested that I'd be put on stage. According to them they were waiting for me only. I rarely give out my blog these days, I just don't care to anymore. But one of the guys from Norway had SO many questions regarding my life, he was certain I had so many stories to tell and yes of course I do but I don't have the time to sit and talk about my life at length when I'm at work, I have to take advantage of the busy nights and make money. So I told him to check the blog if he wants to learn about my stories. Who knows if they will ever read this (HEJ NORGE) but yeah.....I need to work when it's busy.......not sit around and just talk, even if somebody is nice and from my neighbor country, it's nothing personal.
Speaking of Norwegian.....the airline with the same name is going to start flying between Stockholm and Vegas later this year. Direct flights to a low price! That's great news, maybe I can finally convince my Mom that she needs to come to Vegas again. She does not like dealing with layovers and airports in general. But a direct flight is rather easy. Just hop on at Arlanda and hop off at McCarran.
That same night a group of Swedish guys were in too, I think four total. They were younger, all wide eyed and acted like they were doing something really BAD and sinful by being in the club. They all huddled together shoulder to shoulder in one of the booths, holding onto a beer bottle each like it was the last beer they would ever have. Super uptight. I was like.....RELAX! Nobody is going to kill you (more on that later, you never know actually it turns out), or rape you and there is nothing weird going on either since everything is done openly and in public. It's not some kind of a dimly lit brothel where you can buy yourself a child to have sex with, it's a strip club in Vegas - good ole' American fun. I could totally tell that they were young, immature and from some small village in Sweden and I was right, they were from some place I never even heard of before. Don't think that everybody that hails from Sweden is open minded and laid back about strip clubs and partial nudity etc. Many are super uptight and do not understand that it's NOTHING serious and just entertainment. Really now, RELAX a bit. I suspect that the strip clubs that exist in Sweden are nothing like most of the clubs here in the US, there must be some major differences between the activities.
Then I encountered a man from China Saturday night that just loved me, I mean almost worship level admiration. He returned last night (Monday) and I remembered him, because I pay attention. People get surprised all the time when I remember them, their name and what we talked about. It's cause I pay attention. I don't do it all the time but enough. This man from China did not speak any English besides "Thank You" and "You are beautiful". I think he told me those two phrases like 50 times. I get compliments at work every night but rarely this heartfelt. At the very end he asked me if I would give him a dance and he ended up getting two. When it was over he said "Thank You" yet again and almost started crying. It was sweet really. He communicated with me by sign language and a translation app on his phone.
Very polite and very nicely dressed. A stylish Tumi bag and an Armani sports coat. Awwwwww.......what a sweetie!
I also witnessed something REALLY BAD last night. Probably the worst chain of events I have ever seen at work and I have seen some stuff throughout the years. It made me feel upset, sad, scared, concerned, helpless.....all those feelings. I don't want to talk about it yet for various reasons but I will write about it soon. Thinking back at it now makes me have that sinking feeling you get in your stomach when you are worried or stressed. Not a fun experience.
Well, it's getting late and I'm getting tired. Goodnight from me.

Today I met up with Barry for a photo shoot. He has been telling me about a place he has spotted when flying over Vegas, some sort of an old abandoned mine, a place that looks like a giant wheel of fortune. I could not really picture it but it sounded really cool and when we actually arrived at the location I was blown away. I have seen some abandoned mines while traveling through Nevada before but never seen anything quite like this before. WOW. Yes, a giant wheel of (MIS) fortune in the middle of nowhere. Somebody took their time and painted this......Who? When? I would like to find out the story behind this place. We would need at least two more photo shoots to capture the feeling and character of this place. I feel really fortunate that I was able to go here. Thank You Barry! Can we go again pleeeeeease?
This gem is just sitting there.....somewhere outside of Las Vegas.





The Wheel of Misfortune was far from the only cool spot. There were several other mines (areas?) there looking like this....covered in graffiti. Oh the parties somebody could throw here.....perfect for some good beats and dancing while the sun is coming down and stars are coming out. I was envisioning it while walking around taking it all in.



And a small glimpse of my new bathing suit. We did four changes of clothing. I had a few more outfits with me but we didn't have enough time before the sun came down. I think this means we need to go again. 🙂 Plus it was super windy today and my hair was blowing ALL over the place.....