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Last night I dragged my pregnant friend Shelley with me to Bonnie Screams to go to haunted houses. If you have been reading my blog for a while you might remember that I LOVE Halloween, haunted houses and everything scary and fun like that. I get super scared in haunted houses, scream on top of my lungs and run away from the monsters, evil clowns, zombies and freaks with chain saws......my heart beating fast and a feelings of fun and adrenaline rushing through my whole body.
I had high hopes for Bonnie Screams, which the rest of the year is called Bonnie Springs and is out by Red Rock, a perfect spooky mountain location.
Well, there was a "spooky" trail with nothing scary going on and then four haunted houses that were rather empty and the staff working did not seem overly enthusiastic whatsoever into acting scary. Had that been me I would had chased people around like a freak, screaming and frothing at the mouth with my eyes bulging out. I was so disappointed with Bonnie Screams (sorry Bonnie Screams) and Shelley was too.
I mean, I did scream a little and ran a bit but NOTHING what I had hoped to do. Worst haunted house experience I've ever been to so far. Last year I went to some great haunted houses here in Vegas and screamed non stop. Do you remember baby? ♥ I know you do......
Here are some pics from last night.





Well Halloween is around the corner and I have a costume hanging in the closet and an idea in my head. Last year I was a......sexy super heroine of some sort.
So irresistible I guess that a rather famous rockstar came up to me and gave me his number (no I did not call him).
And the year before I was Lara Croft. Even I have to admit that I slayed it that night. Sharon told me that people STILL talk about what a great Lara Croft I was. I LOVE Lara Croft so I take that as a great compliment.
I will see what I will be able throw together this year......here is a hint.

I got some new hair stuff. First let's talk about these black currant oil vitamins. I am so bad at taking vitamins, I have every intention of taking a daily vitamin or two and start every morning off gulping down a large glass of warm water with fresh squeezed organic lemon added to it and then of course drink at least one liter of water throughout the day......but those are just thoughts that swirl around in my head. I do manage to swallow a few of these vitamins weekly (like two or three).
So supposedly the black currant oil is good for your hair, it helps against hair loss.
I still think that I lose too much hair. I don't know if the vitamins have made any difference or not, I should probably take a capsule a day for at least three months to see any results.



And a new shampoo and some sort of conditioner/masque Awapuhi Wild Ginger by Paul Mitchell. I like Paul Mitchell products because they are not tested on animals. I have not tried these two products yet but I read some nice reviews about them. What I really want is to try the Olaplex treatment, preferably at home. But I think I should probably go to a salon and have it done by a professional the first time.
Speaking of hair treatments, the most luxurious hair treatment I gave ever received was at a place called George Michael of Beverly Hills. They offer an in salon hair conditioning treatment called the "George Michael professional treatment" and it really is amazing. I should do that again!

Voting has begun nationwide. EXCITING! Do you want to "Make America Great Again" or do you want to be "Stronger Together"?



After watching all three debates, reading and listening to all the pros and cons and he said she said in this voting soap opera I have to say that I would personally check the last box or another box. I mean.....what the hell is going on really? I can't listen to Trump allegedly groping, raping and acting inappropriate with all kinds of women when Hillary's own husband did and is accused of the same thing. And she is STILL married to Bill OK!? I DO NOT like double standards! I don't understand how Hillary can get away with those emails being deleted and people are just ignoring that fact. And I remember Benghazi, I was sure that I had a blog entry written about that tragedy (but maybe not) because I recall I felt very sad over what happened. That was WRONG OK. I am also not OK with Trump's pro life views and how he went on and on in the last debate about women aborting babies up until the last day of pregnancy......ummmmmm really? There are guidelines and laws regarding abortion and women don't just decide to abort the last day of pregnancy because they had a change of mind. I have written several entries about abortion over the years, read for yourself in the "Opinions" section of the blog.
And how many are familiar with the other people that you can vote for? Well, I did some research and I like Gary Johnson.
"Gary Johnson and Bill Weld want to get the government out of your life. Out of your cell phone. Out of your bedroom. And back into the business of protecting your freedoms, not restricting them. He is also an outspoken defender of a woman’s right to choose, rather than allow the government to make such an important and personal decision for them. The environment is a precious gift and must be protected. Gary Johnson believes that people, not politicians, should make choices in their personal lives. Responsible adults should be free to marry whom they want, arm themselves if they want, and lead their personal lives as they see fit — as long as they aren’t harming anyone else in doing so."
Thank You - that last sentence I have uttered myself many times. I don't care what you do, as long as you are not harming anyone else and to me that includes animals. And trees. I am one of those people that talk to trees and hug them.
So Gary Johnson has my vote. Either that or I would check the last box, "None Of These Candidates".



You can too! And after you check it you should write Tatiana SuperNova in the blank space. Wouldn't that be great? Imagine waking up everyday to read about what I have been doing everyday in the White House and out and about......whether I took a trip on an Air Force One for a super productive meeting in Moscow with Putin and or a meeting or two with Kim Jong-un because he definitely needs guidance, or met up with an indigenous tribe in the Amazon to study the benefits of ayahuasca (for the good of mankind of course), or when I discuss animal rights and environmental issues at a United Nations meeting with the first dog Chhaya sitting next to me? I can assure you all that I won't disappoint! And I am not one of those people that is all talk and no action. I believe that actions are louder than words. So.....when you vote, vote for Tati!

It was a rainy day here in Las Vegas today - FINALLY! The sunset was absolutely beautiful, pink and orange splattered all over the sky. There is a lot of beauty out there in the world mixed in with all the other not so great stuff.

LOOK at my new boots! They are SUPER KAWAII, I love them! The brand is Tigerbear Republik in case you need a pair too.
I am so excited that I found these little boots......!



And also new to my shoe collection, these two pairs from a brand I never had before - Bobs. You see when us lifer strippers become old and crusty like I am now, we can't wear those super sexy glitter and rhinestone platforms. I am now so old and broken down that I had to get some flat and cushiony shoes for work.......
I need a cane too. I now hobble around the dark and smokey clubs in Bobs.
No more Pleaser platforms for Tati!



Actually, I can run in my platforms and outwalk any seasoned drag queen on the cat walk. My walk is ah-mazing darling! Why I got those two pairs of Bobs shoes I will tell you another time.
Yeah.....the years go (so fast too.....right?!) by but I am really lucky, I can't add old looking been drinkin' since I was a teen wrinkle face to my resume. What else did I forget? SLUT. Drunk and slut, not on my resume. Others can have those titles.

And it's over, the third and final presidential debate. I feel like it was just yesterday when I wrote about the first debate. Time flies!
I wish I had the energy to write something about the third and final debate now but my eyes are closing, I am so tired and I need to sleep because I have to get up in about six hours.
Who won the debate and who will win the election I don't know......let me sleep on it. Maybe it will come to me in a revelation.



Perhaps it is time for a REAL change? I think I should become the next president of the US of A! I know that I would do well, Chhaya can become vice president. I will charm Putin and other world leaders, have afternoon tea and discuss important worldly matters. You are not happy with either Trump or Hillary? Vote for Tati!
But Tati has to sleep now, it is exhausting covering presidential debates and everything else that I do!

Seven hours until the third and last presidential debate that is taking place at UNLV in Las Vegas Nevada.
The credible and honest number one worldwide news source Tati News has been on location since about midnight.



Tati News can report that things were unusually calm around the midnight hour at the UNLV campus, very few people out and about. Only one other news truck, no visible security and no demonstrators. The situation is changing as the hours creep closer to the debate. There will be a no driving, no flying and no drone zone implemented and unless you have an invitation or a pass allowing you access to the grounds you will be asked to leave.





Tati News is self invited and will give you up to date coverage and inside access. Perhaps a picture of Tati in between the two presidential hopefuls? Actually Tati News is writing this report from the comforts of the bed (but don't tell anyone).
Let the debate begin and let the insults fly! The land of the free and the home of the brave! America! Or Murica how some of ya'll like to call it.
It will be interesting to watch the debate later. I have enjoyed this spectacle immensely!