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I got the latest Elle yesterday to be read while I enjoyed every bite of these delicious cupcakes. MMMMMMMM!



I was disappointed with this issue of Elle, it was boring and full of crap. I did not like any of the fashion and the articles were all about finding a man, because if you don't have a man your life must not be complete, right? And a bunch of very valuable information that men prefer women that look young and dewy, so make sure you stay forever youthful looking, preferably like you are still in high school even if you are pushing 70. I was like BARF! Having said that, there is some MD in New York that promises that a laser that he uses in his office (Fraxel Thulium) will rid a person of 85 - 90 percent of sun damage in two treatments. That's kind of impressive! Maybe when I'm 60 I will do some of that laser.....so I can stay forever young looking! If I'm still vain when I'm 60. As far as the need of having a man in my life, that is of no importance to me. I'm happy without one and I am happy with one, IF it's a quality man that is. If he is not quality then it's better to be without one.
The only good stuff I came across (that I already knew and that I keep telling people) is that eating yoghurt.....(good quality yoghurt) and sauerkraut is good for your stomach. Lucky me, I love both yoghurt and sauerkraut.
Last night I had those cinnamon balls from Taco Bell. I sent one of my slaves out to get them for me while I was starving at work. Cinnabon Delights I think they are called. Never again. That crap made me feel queasy for the rest of the night. One girl I work with suggested I make myself vomit. Actually last night I wish that I could had stuck my fingers down my throat bulimia style to vomit up those cinnamon balls. But I have never done that before and I'm not about to start. But that was the first and last time I'm eating that crap. I haven't had Taco Bell in forever. At least ten years I think. Now I know why. Bleh.
So I was curled up on the couch at work all night long, watching videos of the mega rave Tomorrowland in Boom, Belgium. For some reason we had a lot of children in last night, just turned 21, confused and full of annoying energy. No, I am not interested in dating you if you look like you are 16 and weigh 120 lbs. Please......leave me alone. The young ones are persistent little fuckers, kind of like mosquitoes. But kind of fun still.

Soooooo.......Ebola. It's here in the US now. Great. Do I have to start walking around with a mask on my face and a bottle of tea tree oil in my purse for disinfecting purposes?



I have been reading up on it, US reports and Liberian online news. What annoys me is the inconsistencies in the stories that are coming out. Stick to the facts and report the facts only, this is some serious shit. Ebola is not airborne yet.....but who knows, it might mutate tomorrow and spread the respiratory route.
I'm supposed to travel for work soon. But at this point I'm hesitant. I have not got my ticket yet. First of all I have some sort of anxiety related to buying plane tickets and arranging for travel plans. I don't know why but I really don't like doing that. I put it off for as long as I possibly can.
Then I don't want to be around hordes of sick, coughing and sneezing people in airports and on airplanes. People sneezing gross me out cause half of them just sneeze straight out in the air, like DISGUSTING! I do not want your nasty wet sneeze particles on me. Then the club I'm supposed to work at will have dudes from all over the country, some of them are really into exotic hunting. You know, going on trips to some African country to hunt and shoot some poor exotic animal to be displayed as a trophy. Well, who knows. Maybe they bring home a zebra rug and Ebola.
Yeah.....this Ebola stuff is crazy and frightening. This might be the start to the end of times for us humans.

Yesterday when I woke up everything felt difficult. I did not want to get out of bed, I did not want to take care of stuff that I needed to get done, although I forced myself and took care of everything that was on my to do list. Because I know that if I procrastinate then the next day is going to feel even more difficult. But it felt like the worst day ever (well in a while at least). PMS maybe? I had to force myself to go to work. And 9 times out of 10 that is the best remedy for a gloomy mood, at least for me. We have so much FUN at work, me and the girls. I get to laugh, gossip, sleep on the couch, fend off admirers (take a number guys the line is long and I'm still waiting for Rihanna), tell jokes, listen to music and sing along loudly American Idol style AND go home with money.....sometimes a lot, sometimes not that much but on average not bad.
So since Boss Lady and the Big Boss are away in the Bahamas, enjoying life and worrying about the club (don't worry Boss Lady, business is better than ever)......Tatiana the self appointed assistant manager is ruling the roost. Ball whacker in hand and the black boots on, parading around the club Putin style. I made sure all the girls made lots of money and we got rid of at least a pound of that blue baking soda, Mr. White would had been so proud of me! And Grady gave me a massage. At this point, if Grady doesn't willingly (without me asking) give me a shoulder and neck rub he knows that the ball whacker will hurt him where the sun doesn't shine. You have to train your slaves. Mine are trained well.



Not my behind (in case you wonder). But a very nice behind I have to say.



Check out this voodoo statue. I think it was carved by a shaman deep inside the Amazon jungle. Somehow Boss Lady got a hold of it, probably on one of her world travels and brought it back to AK. She actually gave it to me a while back but I politely declined the gift. I want a pink Prada Bag instead Boss Lady! Thank you very much. I don't think I would be able to sleep at night with this voodoo statue on display in my house, plus it fits the club way better.
It's displayed behind the bar stage (unless I take pics of it that is).



Today I feel GREAT! My gloomy mood is gone and I am ready for the weekend. I hope you are too!

The weather has been so nice here lately, sunshine and blue skies. Not warm enough to tan outside anymore and I probably have to retire the Havainas like today, too cold for flip flops now - at least for my feet. But it's not too cold for a nice hike through the forest. So yesterday afternoon was spent doing just that - hiking. Or it was more like a walk on a path through the forest. Very easy. Beautiful day for a walk.
We went to Engineer lake, that is off the Skilak Lake Road. Turn when you see this sign, minus the person climbing it of course.



After walking about a mile you will get to this cabin, a US Forest Service cabin that is available for public use. I have stayed in it before (twice). You can rent that cabin and others here www.fws.gov/refuge/Kenai/cabin.html And it comes with a boat!





My little Einstein enjoyed her time in the forest.











Chhaya and friend. ❤



Afterwards we got pizza from Papa Murphy's (my first time for pizza from there) I got some pecan pie from Stabucks and then we watched three episodes of Breaking Bad. A great day!