Welcome to Chaos !!

So let me show you some beauty products. Moisturizer. What girl doesn't use a moisturizer? I am currently using this one by L'Occitane. I really like their other moisturizers in the Immortelle line, I have used them for years now. I have never tried this cream before but a friend of mine really likes it so I decided to give it a try.
It contains water and oil from the angelica plant.



I wash my face with a face wash called Neutrogena naturals, it's cheap and works well.
And once in a while I use a mask. Sometimes pure honey straight from the jar.
And sometimes other stuff. Like this triple oxygen (that is what is says on the bottle, don't know how it's possible but hey) mask by Bliss that foams up. You leave it on for five minutes, wash it off and instantly look like a fresh faced 16 year old again. And I am doing anything I possible can to try to look like 16. My good looks are rapidly vanishing and I am freaking out. Like totally! NOT.



Well, now you know what you can do to try to look as amazing as me. Good luck!
Ok, I have to get on the phone now and call my accountant in London to check on my off shore accounts. And after that I am going to read the latest Vanity Fair and call it a night.

Chhaya brings all the boys to the yard. This cute boy puppy came by yesterday and today to get to know Chhaya better. She is in heat and he knows it. I did not let her out. She is not going to have any babies and I am not sure if she would rip him apart. Chhaya does not get along with all dogs. So I had to call the boys owner and have him come and get him. He is super cute, very bouncy and friendly, would make a great friend for Chhaya if she would let him.



I also went to Kaladi today and this was today's special.



I am not sure about work tonight. I have some stuff to take care of at home.

I'm laying in bed, the movie Lincoln is playing in the background. I rented it earlier, it held my interest for maybe 3 minutes.......I glance at it now and then. BOOOOORING! Good thing that I did not see it in the theatre, I would had fallen asleep or left. Sure, it's obviously full of facts and history but it is still boring. Next I have Argo to watch and something called Zombie Strippers with Jenna Jameson in it. I couldn't pass it up, need to see how they portray stripping in this movie. Does Jenna still have that strip club in Arizona? And her new hair style.......kind of cool but I vote NO. It's too poufy in the front, I guess Jenna is "edgy" now. I prefer her with longer hair. Did you know that Jenna used to work at Crazy Horse Too in Vegas? She started dancing at 17 and would put water on her white g-string to make it see through before going on stage.
Crazy Horse Too was topless. One night Vinny, the boss, caught her and told her to stop it. I worked with Vinny too, he was quiet and deadly. I have many fun memories from that club. In fact, I never cleared out my locker before the place shut down for good. Locker number 18.......out of hundreds. I still think of a really pretty white crochet dress I left behind. Awwwww.......Crazy Horse, Vinny, John, the two nice and fun dj's, 3 songs for $ 100 in the VIP or $ 400 for one hour, all the girls.....I wish I had more pictures from working there......
So instead of watching Lincoln I spied at Rihanna's latest Instagram pics. She is still extremely beautiful and I still want to date her. And no, in case you wonder.....I am not a lesbian. I am open minded. As far as girls go, I have only liked ONE girl at work like THAT. And that was a girl I met in New York a long time ago now. I have worked with many pretty girls but that doesn't mean I am interested in them. Besides her, I have probably liked about three other girls like THAT and one of them I met at work at Crazy Horse Too. She was not a dancer. Yes, there is a blog about that, it's called The Girlfriend Experience, look it up if you are curious.
Well, enough of banter for now......it's almost midnight and I am getting sleepy actually. So......Goodnight!

I love spending Sundays at home. I even made some chicken soup that I shared with Chhaya, of course. No, it is not soup from a can, it is made from scratch (except the noodles) and since I rarely cook I have to brag about it when I do. I put in a chopped up jalapeno pepper and some serrano peppers to make it even tastier. Now I am watching The Apprentice. How long has Melania been in the US? She sounds like she just got off the boat from Transylvania, I don't think that my accent is that strong. So she has developed a skin care line. Tomorrow I am going to show you some more of my products. But now I am going to keep on watching the show. Later a movie.

Last night my feet were killing me, don't know why.......I couldn't wait to kick my heels off and slip my poor warm and throbbing feet into some socks. So when I got home I relaxed in a hot bath for a while, almost every time I take a bath I think to myself,
"This is SO nice!". Then I rubbed lotion on my feet and put on some soft and thick socks and feel asleep. Feel much better today.
Plans for today? Probably go to the dump with three trasbins that are full of glass, aluminum and plastic. Get a latte. And relax at home. Later I have to watch The Apprentice because Melania Trump is going to make an appearance and I am curious about her. I wonder is she has an accent?
I have an accent, supposedly. People point that out to me all the time but to me I sound like everybody else.
I wish I had something more exciting to talk about but people I live in Kenai! It is THE most boring place I have ever spent some time in. There is not much happening here unless you have a family or a meth habit and I have neither. When I go to Chicago next month and Burning Man in August or when I move away from here I will have more exciting things to write about but for now, it is what it is.
Ok......time to get out of bed and start my day.

I went to Froso's with a few girls last night. Froso's is a restaurant in Soldotna, if you ever come here, besides seeing me (of course) you should stop by Froso's for some yummy food. They have a sushi bar with a Japanese chef and he is married to a lady from Sweden. Kind of fun, he even knows some Swedish. So we talked a little. I had apple sake for the first time, it was delicious.



Then I had the vegetarian sushi rolls, sweet potato, avocado and lots of wasabi.
I love wasabi. And I nibbled on edamame.



Yum. The food was delicious.



Pretty colors.



I can't eat out and skip dessert, so I had the baklava. It was served warm and drizzled with honey. And a latte to top it off.





Afterwards I went to work and ended up having a pretty good night......... 🙂