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If it wasn't for all the funny and sometimes annoying characters I work with and sometimes encounter while at work I wouldn't have any stories for all my readers.......
Last night was.....ok......not good but worth my time. BUT there is a girl at work that is super funny but also her behavior is changing the whole atmosphere in there. And I am not the only one that has complained about this issue.
She is acting really slutty. I do not know her outside of the club. I think that she has a lot of good things going for her but the way she is acting with the guys that come in overshadow everything else. That's too bad.
For example, another girl I work with told me that whenever she would sit and chat with a guy and had to leave for a while, either to go on stage or go to the restroom, this other girl, the slutty one, would sit down with the guy immediately and start rubbing his crotch (!), yes, you read it right, his crotch under the table or bar. After a few minutes of this and her dirty talk, she talks dirty all the time, most of the guys would leave and get some dances with her. You might think this is ok but it is NOT. First of all, we have rules to follow. The rules are there from a legal standpoint and also the rules make it fair for everyone. When one or a few girls constantly break the rules, the club can get shut down or the owner may be slapped with a heavy fine. And the guys that come in there will start thinking that this is "normal" dancer behavior and are going to expect it from every girl that approaches them and won't get dances unless you are willing to act like this. Also, SOME (not all) dancers see this and think they have to act the same way in order to make money and the whole club gets destroyed. And gets a bad reputation. Not good.
Let me explain something to you, I NEVER put my hands of face in a guys crotch. Or inside his pants. Why girls do this, I don't know. Why???
Last night some guys came in, they had never been there before. Right away, the "slutty girl" attacked them, she does that, latches on as soon as somebody walks through the door. And one of the first things that came out of her mouth was "I am easy and sleazy". I was within earshot, so I heard her say it. That set the tone for them. I would never in my life say this to some random guys that come in.
Because I am NOT easy and NOT sleazy.
I can JOKE around with people, like Borat style jokes, but usually it's with people that come in all the time and it is understood that we are joking around and other people are laughing and joking too. It's not like I walk up to random guys, grab their private parts and whisper in their ear about all the sleazy stuff I am willing to do if they get a dance. Yuck.
Then she sat at the bar with them while they were digging in between her ass cheeks. Cute. Not.
There are many clubs that would fire her right away, her style of working would not be ok at many clubs. And that's a good thing.
So this is becoming a problem actually. A problem means - when I think another persons behavior is directly affecting my income.
I am not going to act the way she does in order to maybe make money. Therefore, she needs to tone it down, a lot and follow the rules.
It really is too bad that there are girls that damage stripping like this. The outcome is that the quality girls will leave and only the nasty ones will be around. So unfortunate for everybody involved.

I love how dip dyed hair looks. It is so cute. I would like to try it but I am not sure since my hair is so long. In case you never seen me in real life, I have hair down to my butt crack. But then I found a pic of a girl with long hair that's dip dyed and it looks good, I think.
I do not change my hair often at all, it's been long and light brown forever. I would try dip dye if I could put in a temporary color and if I did not have to bleach the ends of my hair, since the bleaching process is so damaging.
I also read that you can color the tips by using felt pens or markers, that seems like a good idea since the color washes out right away.
Hmmmmm......maybe I will try felt pens see what happens.






Images borrowed from google.

Here is my BORING to do list of today.......
Vacuum. It's like the most awful chore ever. I think I'd rather scrub a toilet.
Drive to town to get food and do some errands, that feels like a chore too today. Until I get the food that is, then I will be very happy.
Spend some time outside with Chhaya. I don't mind doing that. The sun is shining but it is cold and windy. Another Arctic day, bleh.
Shower, shave, lotion up, glue on my lashes and go to work. Feels like a chore too. So it better be worth my time!
I think I need some quality time in front of a huge speaker blasting some house music and dark beats. If I am not mistaken that is coming up.
Also, trying to decide if I should schedule some more Williston time for the fall, this has to be planned months in advance, kind of like going to the Oscars. Though instead of some Hollywood glam it's just a dusty little town in North Dakota where strippers go.

I can't wait to see The Dictator with Sacha Baron Cohen. I LOVE him, I think he is the funniest person ever. And he is cute, in real life. And he is probably really smart too besides the funny part - the perfect man. Though he is kind of too hairy but on the other hand, he won't go bald anytime soon. Anyway, I wish I could meet him sometime so I could impress him with my Borat accent. And I would shave his hairy legs. He would LIKE!!!
I am number one in Alaska!!!

The Dictator

Photo by Mike Marsland/Wireimage

Borat

Photo by Evan Agostini/Getty Images

Bruno

Photo by Eamonn McCormack/WireImage

Speaking of movies, check out Tom Cruise's latest pics for his upcoming movie Rock of Ages. Like, WOW! Talk about transformation. I am impressed. I am not a Tom Cruise fanatic, I think he seems kind of odd in his personal life but career wise he is a determined little fucker.
I can't believe this is actually him.




Credit MARIO SORRENTI for W

Things that keep me occupied in the AM hours? Photos. I have been going through hundreds of photos of myself from a recent shoot. You get a few really good pics and some really horrible ones. And then the rest. Kind of funny. After scrutinizing myself like this I know why teenage models are preferred for high fashion photo shoots......basically no body fat and fresh faced.
Chhaya is sprawled out in all her length next to me, she is sleeping and is fully immersed in a dream because she is whining loud and wagging her tail. I am thinking I am going to take out my contacts and go to bed fairly soon......

Are you all ready for another of my work stories? GOOD! Get your popcorn ready......
Last Saturday was busy but more important - I stayed busy. Some nights can appear busy, meaning there are a lot of people in the club but most of the girls are not making any money and the energy is low. And other nights there are not many guys in the club but the girls are still making money. You never know. I get annoyed when there are a lot of guys in there but they just kind of sit there like deers in headlights - BLEH.
Anyways, I was sitting at the bar, relaxing and watching a movie on the big screen when some old guy came up to me and asked if I could come and sit with him and threw in the magic words "I will buy you a drink". I rolled my eyes while slowly putting on my heels. I could not care less whether somebody buys me a drink or not. But I didn't want to be rude, so I walked over and you never know.....it could end up being an interesting conversation or somewhat profitable. Well, within a minute I was ready to leave, he was drunk, annoying and bitter - so I quickly excused myself, I do not need money that bad.
At some point after that I was making a round. Meaning walking around asking for dances. I walked up to some guys, smiled and introduced myself, did some minimum small talk and asked for a dance. One of the guys thought that I shouldn't be so to the point and sit down instead and talk for a while. No thanks. See, I am not always in the mood to have lengthy conversation with guys, getting "interviewed" - it is sometimes annoying, exhausting and does not always lead to getting any dances. So I said NO and sashayed away and sat down with some other guy that I had talked to earlier that was funny and actually spent some money. See, I do not mind talking - if it's fun or interesting.
That one guy that thought I should sit and talk to him followed me, came up and told me he thought I was rude and that the customer is always right. LOL. Ok, what customer? I told him to take a good look at me and informed the fellow that I, Tatiana is ALWAYS right in the club. I decide on who I want to talk to or not and for how long, I decide, nobody else. I am rude for asking for a dance too quickly? Whatever. I told him to leave me alone and go find some more agreeable dancer. I am not that dancer, I am way too bossy and sassy and I think that dancers in general should be more like that. And there are plenty of guys that get dances after I approach them with only a smile and a "YOU NEED!?".
Some guys come in and think they can say and do whatever they want because they happen to be in a strip club. No honey, maybe you can treat your old lady like that but not me. Some dancers are scared to lose out on money and suffer through all kinds of abuse. Me, I demand respect first, the money comes second, I am not desperate for it.
Like the other night, I observed a girl I work with sit at the bar with a drunk and obnoxious guy. He tried to shove his hands forcefully down her crotch a few times, she giggled and squirmed. That would not happen to me. He would be sorry he even tried to come close to my panties with his fingers. Has anyone ever made a surprise move and grabbed me someplace unwanted in the club? Yes. A few times, very few. And I have always made sure to make it PERFECTLY clear to them that I am not ok with that.
Oh, the girl with the obnoxious guy did not get any dances from the whole ordeal, just some liquor. There you go, sitting through painful, boring or traumatizing conversations is so NOT worth it.
One more thing......I don't have customers. It's not like somebody is buying some merchandise from me, like a gallon of milk at Safeway or something. I think it is funny when girls talk about their "customers". Poor guys, little do they know........
And then those girls get upset and possessive when some other girl might even look in their "customers" direction or (gasp!) says hello. I could not care less if a guy gets 30 dances from me one week and ends up getting dances from some other girl next week, whatever - that is his prerogative.
The guy is not my husband or boyfriend, therefore he can do whatever he wants. Besides, I don't know what he got going on with that dancer, some girls promise dates, phone numbers.......you name it, in order to get a dance. I don't offer any of that.
Well, it's about 10 PM here and I am curled up on the couch with my girl. Thinking about whipping up a late night snack, maybe some pancakes?
Mmmmmmm........sounds yummy!