Welcome to Chaos !!

Ready for some more opinions from your Tati?
Well, breaking news! Kris Humphries "re-pimped" his place into a "man cave". What did Tati say a long time ago now?
He is a Neanderthal, now he is going to crawl back into his cave. Drink beer, scratch his balls and ocassionally venture out, locate a female and drag her back to his cave by her hair. Not that Tati thinks that tacky Kim K is any better, oooooh no! Kim is way too embarrassing.
There is so much good that could be done in the world and she is worrying about her $ 2 000 000 engagement ring, all the custom made dresses she wore at her fake wedding. That lasted. Not.
Really Kim? Please disappear, what a disgrace! Hide that badonkadonk already!
Or, start doing something useful with all that Kardashian KA$H. Btw Tatiana is not buying a single product that is endorsed by that family. They are not going to make a dime off Tati.

The wonder Mom, Michelle Duggar miscarried baby number 20. Sure, sad for the baby and the Mom to be. A miscarriage must be difficiult no matter how many babies you have squeezed out.
Tatiana totally understands this.
BUT, hello! Time to stop reproducing perhaps? Michelle does not believe in birth control..........
God decides how many babies she and her husband Jim Bob add to our already overpoplulated world.
Maybe God decided enough is enough? Maybe.
Also, baby 19 was born prematurely and had many problems as a newborn, so why even risk another pregnancy?
Tatiana does not care that the Duggars have a large home and provide for all their kids. To have that many kids today is wrong.
And yes, Tatiana also thinks that having ONE kid is wrong if you can't even put food in your own mouth.
If you are on welfare and have a kid, it should be against the law to have another kid until you are off welfare and stable enough to care for yourself and your brood. It's only fair for the children and the people that have to pay for this, meaning the tax payers.

That's enough of Tati's amazing opinions for now. She should get paid for this!

"Everyone gets old. Not everyone grows up."

Here is the ad for the upcoming movie Young Adult.
Tatiana finds a few things funny here.......first of all, the theme "Everyone gets old. Not everyone grows up." that's Tatiana in a nutshell.
ALSO, whomever came up with the styling for that pic must have seen Tatiana (or Julia) prance around somewhere.
That is Tatiana's Vegas uniform, sweats, Hello Kitty t-shirt, hoodie and a Victoria's Secret shopping bag. Dominating color - pink.
Always shopping, lol.
The dog would fit Julia's style, because she totes around her chihuahua Spike everywhere. Tatiana can't really bring Chhaya to the mall,
she is too big.
And the screenwriter for this movie is Diablo Cody! In case you don't know, she used to be a dancer and wrote her memoir "Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper" - a book that Tatiana loves. You should read it too! There should be some references to the
book and Diablo Cody in Tatiana's blog, you can do a search to read more.

The night owl Tatiana finished reading all the blogs she is reading. And the comments on them left by people.
It's 2 40 am, too early for sleep still. Tatiana's stomach wants food, maybe not so strange since dinner was like eight hours ago now.
Tatiana wishes she had some crispy cold pickles and some sweet vanilla ice cream with caramel swirls. Mmmmmmmmm........!
No, Tatiana is not pregnant, but she is probably getting her period any day now - hence the cravings. Food sounds so very good right now though.............FOOOOOOD!!!!
Speaking of blogs. Like Tatiana already mentioned, blogging is like the big thing in Sweden. Some of the girls that blog there make six figures a year just from blogging! That is insane! Tatiana has not heard of a blogger here in the US that pulls that kind of money. But she might be wrong, maybe it is possible here too? Do you know of anyone? If so, please let Tatiana know!
And people leave tons of comments on the blogs that Tatiana reads. Some of the comments can be rather entertaining. It's not like the blogs are fantastic or full of earth shattering info. Pretty much like Tatiana's blog. Every day stuff, clothes, work and bla bla bla. Pictures. Drama. Gossip. Not many of the blogs have any serious content. And in that aspect Tatiana thinks that her blog is different since she also does like to talk about various issues with more depth to them. Her never ending opinions about everything under the sun. Tatiana's Mom suggested to Tatiana a long time ago (when Tatiana was growing up) that she should be a politician since she was always giving her opinion on everything and loved debating. Yup, lol.
Tatiana is thinking about moving back to Sweden and dish about her life as a stripper in the US and make it sound extra saucy and scandalous. HI six figures and a laid back life! TV interviews and a tell all book. LOL.
Well, probably time to bundle up in bed and sleep. Maybe. With a growling belly.

I have been getting e mails and comments regarding working at Heartbreakers in Williston.
Since that girl went on CNN talking about all the money she makes in North Dakota every dancer in the country wants to have a
slice of the pie. And I don't blame them. Why not?
When you google Heartbreakers Williston, one of my blogs from when I was there (called "Heartbreakers and Williston White")
comes up high on search results list.

Therefore that entry has been getting extra attention.
Even I started thinking that maybe I should go back there one more time to see how it is. You know what I say, never say never.
Though I am appalled at what I heard about no dressing room for the girls in the club anymore, I do not know for sure
if that is true or not. Maybe it was a short term situation? Because every club should have a dressing room for the girls.
Anyhow, so I texted Jared (the owner of Heartbreakers). Well, he told me that they are booked until March next year.
Meaning, get in line girls.
There is also an average of 18 girls/night. That's a lot for a small club. But if it's busy (a good kind of busy), that should not matter.
Right next to Heartbreakers there is another club called Whispers. I though it would be good to work at Whispers for one week
and then Heartbreakers the following week or ten days and then go home.
Well, unless you know the lady that runs Whispers personally it seems very difficult to even get a response from them. I heard that
from more than one girl btw. One of my friends is there right now working, it took her six months of trying to get a booking there
and her booking was five months out, so almost a year. WOW. Really?
But to all the dancers that read this, try for yourself, you might be able to get a booking earlier, there might be a cancellation
or something. You won't know unless you try.
Then it's the problem with finding housing while you are there.......it all seems complicated but it might be worth another try, not sure.
But you all know that if I do go back, there will be a full report about it here...........on your fave blog!
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Got into a tiff with Angelica today. She got mad over something I wrote on her facebook. So she texted me something
and I texted her back. We were both annoyed with each other. GRRRRRRR! The claws came out for a sec, lol.
After a while she sent me this


That's her keychain with stuff I got her. I have the matching stuff on all my keychains, car, house in Vegas, place in Kenai.
That little pink mushoom is the cutest, got it in a store on Colfax in Denver.
So I sent her this back


That's me and her at a MAC make up event, therefore the black streak under my eye.
Tiff resolved - no words were needed.
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Tatiana slathered on some mud on her face after her shower tonight. Mud detoxifies your skin. Good if you wear make up or
are around cigarette smoke. Good in general once in a while.
This mud is called "the glacial facial" and is from the Alaska Glacial Mud Co.