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Entries from October 2011

Monday, October 17. 2011

The drive

The drive from Kenai to Anchorage went ok. No snow on the road yet which was nice. Let's see if there will be any when Tatiana returns in two weeks.
Tatiana parked her car at her friend Dez's house and Dez took Tatiana to the airport. Tatiana felt super tired due to only three hours of sleep from the night before.



It worked out

Tatiana decided to postpone her Vegas trip a few hours ( 20 actually) so she could work Saturday night. The whole week was SO bad. Friday was good but Tatiana was hoping that Saturday would be even better than Friday. And lucky her, it turned out to be a great night. Tatiana made an amount in between $ 500 and $ 1000 after tipping everybody out. If you can figure it out....... So she was very happy with that. Yeay!!!!!
After talking to the airline and some asking around, Tatiana decided on doing a "same-day confirmed". That means you can catch an earlier or later flight the same day as your original booking for a fee of $ 50. Not bad at all. So everything turned out well in the end.
Tatiana is in Vegas now. She is tired and needs to take a nap.

Check back later for more!

Thursday, October 13. 2011

Stuff.......

This week at work has been the worst week EVER. But Tatiana can't really blame anyone for it because this is a small town that is busy in the summer and summer is over and it is what it is.
Now if the club was busy and Tatiana had 4 awful nights in a row the story would be different.
So Tatiana has been in contact with a club outside Alaska that she heard of before by talking to other girls.
First you have to send in some bikini pics, the reply from the club was that Tatiana can come and work whenever she wants.
So she is planning to go in November for two weeks. The nice detail about this place is that they offer the girls that travel $ 350/week to help out with the travel expenses and cost of living. Very cool.
The plane ticket alone will be at least $ 600, more if Tatiana flies to Anchorage from Kenai instead of driving. It takes almost three hours to drive to Anchorage from Kenai. And nowadays you also have to pay for your checked bags....... Is that just not WRONG? Really, pay for your checked bag?
Tatiana thinks that the first checked bag within the US should be free, the second checked bag at the most $ 25. And if you fly outside the US you should be able to check two bags at no cost. This, we the people should protest! Who is with Tatiana that the first checked bag should be gratis????!
Another expense when you travel for work is housing. And the rental car, if you decide to get one. Tatiana likes to have a car in case she wants to go to the mall or do some sight seeing. You have to deduct the cost of travel, living and the car before you can count the profit.

Last year at this time Tatiana was in Williston ND at a club called Heartbreakers. Tatiana was the first girl on that stage. Brand new club.
You can search in the blog for some funny posts about that adventure...... Tatiana could return there but she would rather try a new club. Heartbreakers was kind of rowdy (people really like their alcohol in Williston) and Tatiana has heard that the club is pretty much out of control now, many girls, that doesn't surprise her.
And the house fee went up, while the price for a lap dance went down and the club still takes $ 5 out of each dance, even though they raised the house fee and lowered the lap dance price. WTF?! That is just crazy.
Also, it's difficult to find a place to stay in Williston and it's expensive and overpriced.
We stayed in a garage that had been converted into an apartment with small rooms. Tatiana shared her bed with her suitcase. Romantic!
There was no heat and freezing at night. Tatiana was there with Julia, the girls borrowed blankets and a broken heater from the nice neighbor.
Jared, the owner of the club, insisted of heating this place at night by having all four burners and the oven on full blast at night. On the gas stove. Tatiana put her foot down when she saw this and insisted on sleeping without the burners on full blast. She would rather be cold than dead.
One night when Tatiana got up to pee she noticed that Jared had the burners on anyways. She turned them off.

Besides this Tatiana is still undecided wether to take the chance and reschedule her Vegas ticket so she can work Saturday night and maybe make some kind of ok $$$ or if she should just go with the original plan. Hmmmm..........


Wednesday, October 12. 2011

Grow up already!

So Tatiana has been reading that Demi and Ashton are going through a rough patch due to his constant cheating. Wth women that are like half of Demi's age........ Heading for a divorce prehaps?
First of all, Aston is totally รผber lame. What Demi saw in him years ago when they first started dating Tatiana does not understand. He is a Neanderthal baby man. He thinks he is funny but he is just annoyingly lame. Sasha Baron Cohen is funny and a MAN. Oh, lucky Isla Fisher.
Demi has how many kids besides Ashton? Three? And she is on Twitter leaving cryptical messages regarding her and Ashton's relationship, stops following HIS Twitter when she is mad at him and puts up pics of herself in a bikini.
Kind of similar to Tatiana's self portrait pics in the mirror she put up the other day, the only difference.......Tatiana looks better, no surgeries and doesn't have teenage daughters.
When you get to be in your 40's, late 40's like Demi, it's not that attractive if you have next to no body fat, it makes you look older and gaunt. Demi would look better with just a couple of more pounds on her hips and dumping Ashton would also make her look younger and less stressed. Tatiana thinks that Demi is a very attractive lady but not as gorgeous as Hollywood paints her out to be.
Break up via Twitter? Are you 15 or going on 50? Grow up lady! Stop embarassing your kids.
But Ashton is just not cute at all. He was supposedly out ogling girls at some club in San Diego and making comments like "none of the girls were hot-tub worthy". Who wants to be in a hot tub with that hairy, greasy, loud, spider looking monkey anyway? Bleh.
Dump that lame thing Demi and your life will improve. And get off Twitter!
If Tatiana had all those millions she sure wouldn't nurse some boy into a man. The best way to nurse a man is to kick him hard in the ass.
Tatiana would travel the world. Have an animal sanctuary. Help people in need.

~ NAMASTE ~

Lunch




Another sunny day but it's cold outside. Time to dig out the long johns.
Tatiana just had lunch at Veronica's Cafe in Kenai. It's the cutest little wooden building, it's quite old and has lots of charm. The ladies that work there are super sweet.
The lunch was yummy, soup and salad, apple pie with ice cream. Tatiana feels lucky to be able to enjoy food every day.
Now it's time for a little siesta, then Chhaya needs a walk and later on it's work again.




ZERO!!!

I almost didn't go into work tonight because the last two nights have been so incredibly slow, boooooring and shitty. But I've promised myself to work as much as possible before my Vegas trip, since I am NOT going to Vegas for work. And then I thought that tonight just had to be at least decent since the last two nights were SOOOOO bad.
Well, I now have a new personal record for a bad night at work. 0. Zero. Nilch. Nada. I got there at 10 pm and we closed down a little after 1 am. I spent my night on the couch sleeping with the dogs and when in a waking state watching "Black Swan' on the big screen.
I did not even go on stage. The place was empty, except for some girls, the dj and the bartender. LOL.
So my big plan of collecting everybody's PFD has really not came into fruition.
But it's ok. That is how it goes sometimes. I just never had a night when I made absolutely nothing. Sure I've had bad nights but never a zero night.
At the same time, it's probably worse to have a bad night when it's busy. Tonight there was nobody in there for me to stick my fangs into, so I can't really complain.
But now I am thinking about changing my departure ticket for one day later so I can work Saturday night and hopefully catch up for this week that has been awful.
That means paying some kind of a blood sucker fee to be able to change the ticket. I will call tomorrow and find out.........
The week has been awful financially, so far but that does not mean I am feeling awful. Far from it, I feel great and look even better. HA!
Tomorrow I am going to have a delicious lunch somewhere, I am already looking forward to that.