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Entries from September 2011

Tuesday, September 20. 2011

Wild Life

Tatiana and Chhaya see moose, eagles, owls, squirrels, caribou on a regular basis here is Alaska. But today while Tatiana was out on her run she saw two lynx! She has seen lynx before, but they are hard to come by. Unfortunately she did not have a camera on her to take a pic of the lynx today.....hopefully she will she these two again. They were brown and had pointy ears and short tails.
But here is a young moose that was quite curious about Chhaya and vice versa, that was today too. So cute!



Well, it's dinner time. Strawberries and ice cream.







Today's exciting plans

Well, Tatiana already got today's mandatory latte. Ate some other food.
Soon it is time to take Chhaya for a long walk, it was way too windy yesterday to venture out on a walk. Maybe a run today too?
Then later in the evening, probably work. Tatiana usually leaves for work around 9 pm and gets out of there between 2 30 and 4 30 am.

Hmmmm, what else? Tatiana contacted a club in another state for possible work in November. She had to send some photos first. The response? She can come whenever she wants, just let them know. Tatiana has heard about this club from other girls, it is supposedly nice and a good place to work. They only hire so many girls at a time, you have to book your spot in advance, if you get accepted to work there. Tatiana is trying to convince her friend Sarah to go with her.
Sarah has never stripped before so Tatiana is like the corruptive evil force here. mwaahaahaahahaaa!
Here is an excerpt of Sarah's thoughts on the subject

"Another future gig I’m pondering: my friend and fellow blogger Tatiana, from the Fargo Sisters (fargosisters.com), invited me to join her this winter on one of her kooky stripping expeditions to North Dakota or Alaska or some other remote part of the frozen tundra. This chick has a great business model: she heads out to the sticks, to some little town near a big mining operation or fishing town or someplace where there are a lot of men with a lot of money but no women… and then dances in the local titty bar for a few weeks or months at a time, until she gets bored or the well dries up. FUN! I’ve long thought about becoming a stripper, but I just don’t seem to have the guts to try it. YET! Who knows what the future holds? Wonderhussy in Winter — why not in Minot? What do you think?? Yea or Nay?"

You can read Sarah's blog here

Tatiana won't disclose the name of the club here yet, since she has not made up her mind whether she is going or not. If she does end up going, you will get a full report with all the sordid details here.

But Chhaya wants to go and chase some squirrels now.


On the couch

Tatiana is sitting around, computer and tv.
She loves the new ads for H&M with the remixed version of Duran Duran's "Girls On Film". Really catchy and nice.
She is annoyed with the Taylor Armstrong woman, parading around pics of her bruised face, talking about that her newly deceased, by suicide, husband abused her. That is so low. The man can't defend himself, he is dead. She has a daughter with him, have some respect, tacky! And if she really was abused and scared and bla bla bla, she should had called the police, had him arrested and left him. She just wants more dollars and more attention. Nasty.
And one more thing, she looks scary, that is some bad plastic surgery right there. Bony face with duck lips, yuck. Bleh.

Small dilemma

Tatiana got a request from a boutique in Anchorage to model their clothes on the ruway at The Womens Show this Sunday.
Hmmmmmm.....That means Tatiana has to drive all the way to Anchorage this Sunday, just for one day of work. Then back to Kenai, like almost three hours each way. Before she decides on what to do, yes or no, she needs more details. Like compensation, hair and make up etc. Could be fun!
Tatiana has done things like this before. Sometimes it's fun and sometimes a pain in the ass. Depending on who hires you. She did a bridal show in Vegas once. Three loooong days of modeling bridal gowns for potential distributors. It was grueling. Another lady wanted to hire Tatiana for some future shows, that lady was nice, but due to the economy she did not take her business to Vegas last year (the bridal show lady, not Tatiana). Tatiana did a lingerie show in Vegas too that was lots of fun. A jeans show. And some other clothing runway stuff. A bunch of other "modeling" work like jewelry shows, working for Ikegami, a broadcast television equipment company, that job was great, very generous company.

Here is a pic from one of Tatiana's jobs.



DWTS

Ok, so this is what Tatiana thinks of this seasons Dancing With The Stars.
Maksim is still one of the hottest things out there. Oh Lord! YUM . Now to the contestants.
Tatiana's absolute fave was Carson Kressley! Hello, FIERCE! Tatiana loves Carson since before, she wants to be his friend. Actually, she thinks her friend Mikey should date Carson, then Tatiana could hang out with Carson too.
Carson's outfit this evening was glam and his moves rocked. Loved him!
Another good one was J.R Martinez, what a cutie!
Chaz Bono was like a charming butterball.
On the other hand, Elisabetta Canalis, seriously, where does she "model"? She has a man face and the dancing was not good either, she should be one of the first to go.
Tatiana the savvy critic has spoken.