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Tatiana is a little surprised, she won the Olivia giclee "Taboo". It was an eBay bid and Tatiana put in a rather low bid, half of want the seller wanted for the giclee, kind of just to see what would happen. She did not at all expect to win but she did. Wow! Great, another OLVIA to hang on the wall.
With all these naked women on Tatiana's walls, all she needs to do now is cut her hair really short, let her grays grow out, get some cats and invest in some Birkenstocks and become the angry lesbian that is fighting to emerge.
LOL.
The truth is, Tatiana loves her long locks, her mean looking pitbull, everything girly - the girlier the better, pink and purple, butterflies and mermaids.... the list goes on.

Tatiana loves and kind of collects art by OLIVIA.
She got her first couple of Olivia's in 1999, if she remembers it correctly. "Starfish" and "Fallen Angel", both absolutely beautiful!
Well, those two got STOLEN in 2005. Since then Tatiana got two new ones, one of them as a gift, thank you SO very much!
And after that she got herself a couple of more Olivia's, "Mermaid II" (2). And "Showgirl".
Tatiana is still on the hunt for Mermaid I.
Now she is tempted to get this one, "Taboo". Pretty, huh? All of Tatiana's Olivia's are giclees. There might be like one or two more Olivia's that Tatiana likes but that's about it after that.

Here are Tatiana's eyes decorated with the fake eye lash strip that she now can't live without!
Well, at least for work. She feels naked without them now.
Besides that, everything else is Tatiana's own and real. No hair extensions. Hair color is light brownish golden. Though many people here in the US seem to think that Tatiana is blonde. But in Sweden and many other places in Europe, Tatiana would not be considered blonde.
Eyes are brown. No colored contacts. Tatiana tried those a few times and she was not happy with the result. It looked weird.
All original body parts. They all work well and look pretty good too, so no need to tweak anything.
Who knows, the future might hold a hip replacement due to work related injuries or all the dancing at raves.

Just got home from work, it's still early, I can't sleep yet. Scarfed down a bowl of pasta and two extra large pickles.
It was slow at work but I still made some money. Enough to fill up my car with gas and some left over. Something is better than nothing.
So, when I went to the vet with Chhaya the other day, they printed out some info about spaying cats for me. I also added some additional reasons to why you would want to spay/neuter your cat. It prevents ovarian cancer. There is a chance that the kittens you throw/give away will meet a gruesome fate.
Anyhow. That woman with the cat that just had another litter was at work.
Supposedly she had told another girl that she does NOT CARE if the kittens become snake food. I wanted to slap her in her dumb, constantly gum chewing face for a second.
Well, it's decided that the cat is going to the vet on Tuesday to get spayed. Me and and two other girls will split the bill.
The woman that owns this cat "can't afford it". She can afford gum and cigarettes though. I am grossed out by her. At least the cat will cease being a breeding machine.
What's wrong with some people?
And now after I vented about that I can go and take a shower.

The first entry in this absolutely fantastic blog about Tatiana's adventures that you all NEED to read every day was posted in July 2006.
Now Tatiana is coming up on 800 entries, soon.
How can Tatiana keep track of everything she writes about? She can't. The only way is to write how it is, then you don't have to do double checks and worry that you contradict yourself.
Sometimes Tatiana wonders if she put up a picture twice but oh well.......there are worse things than a pic of Tatiana twice. Or Chhaya.
Maybe she should quit after entry 1000? Would anyone miss Tatiana out there in cyberspace? Tatiana knows she has readers but not too many of them seem to be willing or gutsy enough to leave comments. Weird. Are they lazy? Indifferent? Scared that somebody will know who they are (anonymity is an option)? Or maybe they pretend that they don't read about Tatiana's adventures? Tatiana suspects all those reasons.
But see, Tatiana knows that people read, she has info that tell her so.
Before this blog Tatiana had another "blog" or online diary that she started in 2002. She had it up for a few years and then her brother Robert erased like half of it by mistake when he was doing some work on it. Robert helped Tatiana set up that first blog. So Tatiana let go of it and a few years later this one was created.
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Halloween is Tatiana's favorite time of the year. The decorations, haunted houses, ghosts and ghouls, the costumes and of course MONSTER MASSIVE !
Monster Massive is a rave that Tatiana has been going to for years. You can search the blog for old entries about it. It's the best. House Music flows through Tatiana's veins. Dancing the night away is the best feeling ever. Tatiana is a raveaholic and a danceaholic. One year Tatiana had on a mask that is like the coolest ever and kind of freaky looking.
People loved it. It was great.

Another year she went as Lara Croft. That year she was Lara Croft at Monster Massive (in LA) and at the Bush Company (in Anchorage). We had to wear costumes that year to be able to work. Kind of lame considering that the girls have to pay for the "privilege" to work at The Bush, usually more than $100/night. Not so good if you have to schlep around all night in some costume you might not be comfortable in, or even worse not make any money in. Tatiana didn't have that problem.
Tatiana's Lara Croft varied slightly both nights. At Moster Massive she wore black shiny leggings. At The Bush black panties and black leg warmers and different shoes of course. No stripper shoes at raves. Also the lovely officers from LAPD would not let Tatiana in to the party with her BB guns in her holster, the guns were according to them "too real". So Tatiana had to leave the BB guns in the car. Whatever! Both nights Tatiana heard that she looked JUST like Lara Croft.
Well, Lara, personified by Angelina Jolie is like the hottest woman existing. Tatiana does not think that she evens come close but those were nice compliments.
Actually, if Universal Pictures can't find somebody to portray Lara for future films........Tatiana would LOVE to strap on Lara's guns, braid her hair and kick some ass. The only other person that can play the part (besides Angelina and Tatiana) is Zoey Saldana - she is bad ass.



One year Tatiana went as Pippi Longstocking. Other years KAWAII in cute comfy pajama pants, tank top and lots of Hello Kitty accessories. The most important thing is that your outfit allows you to dance.
Who would Tatiana like to go with this year beside one of her fab friends? Ellen or Rihanna, cause they would probably be able to keep up with dancing all night long.