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Entries from July 2010

Friday, July 9. 2010

New books

Lazy, warm, sunny, breezy summer days and new exciting books to read go hand in hand in Tatiana's world. She just finished "Some Girls, My Life in a Harem" by Jillian Lauren, a story about the authors stints as a harem girl in Brunei, very interesting and very well written by Jillian who used to be a dancer as well......She is now a mother besides being an author and married to some musician called Scott Shriner. She has other books coming out, Tatiana is planning to read those as well. She is going to lend this one to Savannah, Tatiana thinks that Savannah will enjoy reading this book.
Next up "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" by Stieg Larsson and "The Girl who played with Fire" by Stieg as well. Stieg was Swedish, he passed away a few years back, his books are on the top seller lists and he was an amazing writer, really.
So Tatiana is just going to lounge around with yummy lattes and her books. How perfect is that!?

To answer a question posted by "anonymous" regarding Tatiana's fourth language.........the body language of course!
But besides that one.....Tatiana parle français aussi............und sie spricht ein bisschen Deutsch auch......
All of this very handy when you go on secret missions.



Thursday, July 8. 2010

These dogs need to find loving homes.

If you have been reading Tatianas awesome blog you know that she is an animal lover. Tatianas companion is Chhaya, a beautiful, very special pitbull girl.
The other night Tatiana met some people at work with a special and urgent story. They need help finding good homes for some dogs, very cute super cuddly looking dogs.
Even if YOU can't take in a dog right now, you might know somebody that does? It can't hurt to ask!
Here is the site where you can see and read about the dogs.

www.straydogsjourney.com

And please remember, be kind to animals, they are our friends and have the same rights as us!
Spay and neuter!
Adopt a pet!

Hugs!
T.

Wednesday, July 7. 2010

Tatiana The Spy

It's a little after 1 am and it's kind of dark out. Tatiana is no longer in Anchorage, she is on a secret location somewhere out there. Her mission in Anchorage is accomplished for now and she is immersed in a different job now. You must have heard of the recent Russian Spy drama? And the movie SALT is coming out this month. Coincidence? There are no coincidences!
You thought a girl like Tatiana "just" works at The Bush? Fluent in four languages and countless of other skills? Like cleaning and putting people in their place and other top secret talents that she under no circumstances is allowed to reveal. Actually, she has already said a little too much.......
Angelina Jolie from the movie Salt - Poster

Monday, July 5. 2010

Recap of the 4 th of July

Tatiana is curled up on the couch, content and full after bringing home a delicious meal from Tap Root Cafe. Greek salad, loaded with garlic, Tatianas Borat breath is overwhelming, yam fries and a carrot cake that is sooooooo yummy. You need to eat at Tap Root too!
Chhaya got a steak this evening, so she is napping right now. Very happy.
Tatiana was going to go for a run with Chhaya tonight but it's almost midnight and she decided to wake up early instead and go for a morning run.
Anyways......this is what happened today, it's JULY 4th.......what are YOU happy over today? Tatiana is happy that she has Chhaya, really good food to enjoy, good health and friends.........and a bunch of other things but that was what she thought of first.
So today Tatiana and Autumn went to the annual Forest Fair in Girdwood. It was nice but a little too family oriented, too many Moms and their babies. The real party happened last night but we were stuck at work. So we did some eating and shopping, contributed to the economy. We ran into Autumns friend Ivan that plays in a band called SUPERFREQUENCY, they are like famous here in Alaska. Tatiana felt like she was walking around the Forest Fair with a celebrity, everybody was staring......but wait......maybe they were staring at Tatiana and Autumn? Hmmmmm......probably so actually. Tatiana decided to rename Ivan to Igor but then she found that Valentino was way more fitting, so that became his name for the day.
SUPERFREQUENCY sounds like a very Coast To Coast-y name, Tatiana still listens to and loves Coast To Coast. Though she has found a new person to listen to on the radio. Michael Savage, he has a radio show called "The Savage Nation". He is funny, Tatiana doesn't agree with everything he is talking about of course but that's ok. It is good to listen to what other people have to say and he is kind of funny and very New Yorker Jewish, like a neurotic yenta from Queens. And he speaks his mind, Tatiana likes that.
But back to the adventures at The Forest Fair........no wild adventures, very tame.
Here's a picture of Tatianas necklace she had on today. It is Deery Lou on a mushroom. SO CUTE huh? Tatiana likes Deery Lou......and mushrooms!

And here are some other pics. That's Valentino in the middle.
So after some laps around Girdwood it was time to say bye bye and drive back to Anchorage.
When Tatiana got home, she changed clothes and met up with a couple of other girlfriends for a walk on the Coastal Trail. Then it was almost 9 pm. Tatiana was hungry again, so she stopped at Tap Root and got food to go. And she told you the rest.
Hope everybody had a nice day today!
It's almost bed time for Tatiana now if she is going to manage to get up early for that run.


Saturday, July 3. 2010

Stigma?

Last night Tatiana encountered and danced for a person that was nice but somewhat annoying. He was asking the usual annoying and prying questions. "Why do you do this?" "Is this ALL you do?" Bla, bla, bla.......He thought there was a STIGMA attached to dancers. Well, Tatiana told him that if he thought there was such a negative stigma attached to dancers and strip clubs in general, then why was he in there? Also, she had to inform him that all the imagined stigmas he was thinking of and all the other preconceived notions he had for sure did not apply to her. And many other girls doing what Tatiana does as well.
And after the three dances were done, of course, he would just love to see Tatiana outside of the club. What? Why would somebody want to be in the company of such a bad person as a stripper? Please. Tatiana politely declined. It is really nothing personal, Tatiana is just NOT interested. She has enough of strangers at work. Outside she socializes with herself, Chhaya and a handful of selected friends.
At this moment she will only make exceptions for Chester Bennington, Ellen and Kate Moss.

Here is Kate. Lovely.






Friday, July 2. 2010

Last night at work.....

......was lame as usual, this is like the norm now. Sadly. Tatiana is almost done with The Bush. But more on that topic another time.
Right now Tatiana wants to mention the show Paradise did. It was great! See at The Bush we have a handful of girls that put on shows, more elaborate and thought out than the usual two songs on stage that we all do. Most of the shows are really great and entertaining. And most of the time the shows do not receive close to enough appreciation, the drunk, confused children and Neanderthals that have been seeking out The Bush lately don't have the right amount of working chromosomes to understand and appreciate what's going on in there. Putting up a dollar or two is indeed very difficult, they can hardly handle to hold on to their beer bottles.
So, it's mostly us girls that actually applaud and compliment our coworkers and at times even tip them, to kind of show what the rest of the crowd should be doing.
Anyhow.....Paradise painted stars and stripes on her beautiful, bomb shell body, she then pressed a few t shirts to the paint that left imprints on the t shirts. It was really cool.
It is Friday today. Tatiana took care of some errands earlier, like getting some hair conditioner, took Chhaya out, got Subway. She even dragged herself to the gym. She really made an effort this afternoon.
Soon she is about to jump in the shower and then slather on some self tanner on her white skin so she looks bronzed and pretty. Then it's time to go to work again.
This weekend Tatiana is going to Girdwood with Autumn, they are going to the Girdwood Forest Fair, they will probably be the prettiest girls there, it's going to be fun.
Then Tatiana is working Monday next week and then she is taking some time off, she needs a break from The Bush.......she is sooooooo looking forward to it!