Tatiana is so jealous! This girl has her dream job! Tatiana is next in line for the position!
Miss Madigan, 22, is earning þ1,000 to sleep in designer beds every day for a month.
The student, from Harborne, Birmingham, is helping with a "sleep survey" carried out by luxury bed specialists Simon Horn Ltd.
The company sells luxury Savoir Beds, originally made for the Savoy Hotel.
General manager Craig Roylance said Roisin will not only provide an objective view of the beds on sale, but will also be part of a look into what brings a good night's sleep.
He said: "It's a slightly quirky way of doing something quite serious.
"We're very passionate about beds. We wanted to conduct a sleep survey to help our sales team, but more importantly our customers.
"Just being in a good, good bed is not the only thing for a good night's sleep - there's lots of different factors such as routines before you go to sleep, drinking, light, temperature.
"We wanted to find somebody that for a month could sleep on our beds and somebody who was articulate and interested in writing about it."
He said they advertised the position and were shocked to have 400 applicants in the first day alone, followed by 200 in the second day.
The winning applicant proved to be Roisin Madigan, who studied Writing for Media Arts for two years at the South Bank University in London but moved back to Birmingham.
Mr Roylance said: "Because of the high cost of living in London, Roisin actually ran out of money and could not complete her course so she moved back to Birmingham.
"In her we've found somebody who is absolutely perfect."
He said the 22-year-old will spend 10am to 6pm in beds in the company's showroom in Edgbaston, then will blog about her experiences.
"We know exactly what we want her to do," he added. "She will not only be testing the beds, but we'll be putting her under certain conditions such as giving her alcohol or caffeine, changing the light, and changing the temperature.
"On some days she'll be actually sleeping in the window.
And for all you guys reading this.....here's a dream job for you.....
Jaime Rascone is no different than the rest of us in that the erstwhile DJ needs to grab the occasional odd job to make ends meet. But the Chilean lothario has all of us beat by holding the type of fantasy job that just sounds too good to be true: Quality Control in a brothel.
Rascone, an occasional male model and DJ, first happened upon Fiorella Companions in Santiago, Chile while working on a story about the country’s sexual revolution. He was offered the gig by Madam Fiorella, who needed somebody to provide that final “interview” in her hiring process. It goes like this: girls who are interested in working as VIP escorts for Fiorella have to undergo interviews, psychological testing, and a photo session. The applicants are whittled down to a final six, who are then fucked one after the other in a single day by Jaime. He takes diligent notes on, say, how they moved their hips and whether their groans were adequate, and makes recommendations to the madam. There is paperwork involved, which we find hysterical.
The article describing Jaime’s profession really needs to be seen to be believed, as it describes the yawning coffee-slurping Director of Quality Control starting out his day on “Mariana the stewardess” after making a phone call to a nightclub he manages. His day continues in this fashion as each candidate, all in their early 20’s, make their way into his “office” (which is equipped, of course, with a stripper pole and a suitcase full of condoms.) Each one is dutifully fucked, evaluated, showered off, and then the Prostitute Conveyor Belt gets fired up again.
The strain of the job is actually such that he can only do it once a month, testing around seventy girls or so a year. And, in fact, the article closes with a kind of haunting image of the guy getting dressed after a hard day’s work with huge dark bags under his eyes. Of course, that comes after an intense description of a volcanic threesome that ended the day so, y’know.
Somebody told Tatiana that she kind of looks like Mike Myers. Like in an ethnic way kind of. Like how some people that come from certain areas of the world resemble each other. Many can guess that Tatiana is of Eastern European origin because of her facial features. So Tatianas friend thinks that Mike Myers and Tatiana both have that regional Polish thing going, or something like that. Tatiana likes Mike Myers, he is funny.
Actually Mike Myers is Canadian with English parents supposedly, who knows where his grand parents are from. Maybe Poland.
Tatiana, Polish, both parents too. Tatianas ancestor? Genghis Khan.
Actually, Tatiana has worked with teeth like that in her mouth before, she got them at a costume store. Come on, work can be SOOOO boring and predictable, it is nice to get a good laugh sometimes. Tatiana would go up to guys, all up in their face, asking them if they wanted a dance, with those awful teeth in her mouth. And then pretend to get really sad when she got a no. That's funny! Yeah, she joked around a lot at work. Some girls just take themselves a little too seriously at work. Tatiana is far from dead, she needs to have fun.
DA NANG!
Watch it! It is super funny! Tatiana watched it the other night. LOL, ok!!! AND in one of the scenes in the movie, one of the actors is wearing a Great Alaskan Bush Company t shirt! That's kind of cool, great advertising Tatiana thinks.
Where can YOU find a Great Alaskan Bush Company shirt for yourself or maybe you want to give it as a gift to someone, like your Dad or Grandpa? At The Bush of course, in the gift shop.
Tatiana is wondering if Jack Black has any plans to come to Anchorage, more specifically to The Bush? He should, then he should put Tatiana in one of his movies, she can be just as funny as him.
