Welcome to Chaos !!

Last night Tatiana made a measly $ 50, take home, at work. Super lame, but whatever! People were throwing dollar bills around like they were going out of style, NOT!
Today was a great day. Tatiana had a facial and that was SO nice. Then she ate at Middle Way Cafe. Went home. Got Chhaya. Made a pit stop at Wal Mart to get hangers, Wal Mart is creepy, so many weirdos there. Las Vegas Wal Mart at around 4 am is the best, people watching central. Packed with freaks.
Then it was time to walk and run with Chhaya. It is finally getting nice out.
After that Tatiana was is the mood for some ice cream so whe went to the store and got some. Drove home and watched "Ru Pauls Drag Race". Tatiana LOVES Ru Paul and drag queens in general. Tatianas favorite, Raven, didn't win, what a HOTTIE! YUM! But Tyra, who won, isn't bad either.
It is sooooooo nice to have a night off..........seriously.

Tatiana loves fun boots and shoes. Like these, a pair of her favorites, she got them in London a long time ago but they still look good and totally bad ass. They have danced at many raves with Tatiana.
Photo by Phil Edelstein, February 2010.

So Jenna Jamesons husband, Tito Ortiz, just got arrested for alleged domestic violence.
Tatiana doesn't know what Jenna was doing with that ugly brute in the first place. He looks like a walking billboard for violence. What is wrong with women and the poor choices they make in men? Tatiana much rather have a Bill Gates than a Tito Ortiz.
Jenna needs to get her head right and take care of herself and the kids. No more men for a long time.
Tito Ortiz, Tiger Woods and Jesse James all look like gorillas, just look at them, big apes, they need to climb back up into the tree they came down from, and go back to throwing coconuts around and scratching their asses.

Interesting fact about Jenna. She started out as a dancer at Crazy Horse Too in Las Vegas where Tatiana and Julia also used to work.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Horse_Too
Tatiana and Julia miss the good times at "The Deuce", our big silent boss Vinny, the fun dj's, VIP room with Mark Ronson, double dances for Asians on E, matching outfits, the pink flop flops (until Vinny told us to retire them......). Good times!
Here's a little about Vinny. He was nice!

"The Crazy Horse clubs appear connected through the services of the controversial Vincent “Vinny” Faraci. Though Faraci retired as a shift manager at Crazy Horse Too in 2005, he left enough baggage behind that he went to prison as part of the Crazy Horse Too racketeering probe for failing to report to the IRS "tips" taken from strippers. (As a side note, because dancers were required to tip out shift managers, this was not a tip in the sense that it was optional or given for good service.) Faraci also offers some name recognition for mob aficionados because his father is an alleged member of the Bonanno crime family, and, according to Review-Journal columnist John L. Smith, writing in 2004, law enforcement sources considered Faraci, already at the time a convicted felon, to be mob-connected as well." From Los Angeles Times, article written in 2009.

Back in 2006 Julia and Tatiana wrote a blog about Jenna.
Click here to read it.
https://fargosisters.com/styx/index.php?/archives/3-Jenna-!-U-need-Fargo-Sisters-!!.html#comments

DA NANG!

Buddy a German Shepherd got an award yesterday here in town because he led a trooper to a burning building. Buddy is super beautiful and a great example of how amazing and wonderful dogs are.

Besides this, Tatiana moved. She is a little tired but doing good. It's time to get in the shower and go to work. Saturday night, "bring your date to The Bush" night. A bunch of people in various stages of intoxication taking up space and staring at the girls. Hopefully the night will be over fast because Tatiana is really just in the mood for some quiet time with her best friend, Chhaya.

Today is EARTH DAY! The 40th Earth Day. But we should pay attention to the Earth every day of course but maybe today you can do something for the Earth, make a change for something better?
Tatiana is a hippie, she loves the Earth and tries to be mindful of it. She has been picking trash the last couple of days. Today will be a busy day for Tatiana (in the middle of moving) but she will still go and pick some more trash and maybe light some incense sticks in the Earths honor.
You might think Tatiana is kooky but she loves nature, animals, clean air and clean oceans and she wants to live a long, healthy life here on this planet and she wants and hopes that the Earth will be around for a very long time.
Take care of what you have before it's too late! And go hug a tree today!

Britney Spears decided to show what the photos she shot for a Candies ad really look like, before the retouching. Tatiana thinks this is great, Tatiana loves Britney. Not a lot of celebs would do this, they pretend to be "perfect" instead, when as we all know, no one is. Yes, even Tatiana. Sadly..........LOL. Tatiana's imperfections.......she is pale and has lots of cellulite. Fat thighs. Yellow teeth. Lots of grey hair (since she was 18). Being pale is not necessary a bad thing, of course Tatiana gets a tan if she lays out but there's not much outdoors tanning to be done in Alaska right now. The cellulite, they don't go away, Tatiana doesn't like them but whatever. If you tan or put on self tanner the cellulite are less visible, that's why the majority of girls in strip clubs are tanned, it diminishes the appearance of cellulite and makes you look thinner. Yellow teeth. LOL. Too much tea and coffee, at least Tatiana HAS all her teeth, LOL, and they are strong too. Like a horse! The grey hair. Got discovered by her friend Zakia in Sweden during class. Zakia was playing with Tatiana's hair and suddenly informed Tatiana that she had grey hair. What a fun discovery! Well, besides the grey, Tatiana thinks that her hair is in pretty nice shape, long and healthy and it's ALL hers. You can't have it all so do the best with what you got. Time to take Chhaya out.