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Entries from August 2009

Monday, August 31. 2009

Savage Love

One of Tatiana's absolute favorite things to read is Savage Love, a sex and relationship advice column that can be found in free newspapers across the country, in Las Vegas you can read it in City Life and in Anchorage in the Anchorage Press that comes out every Thursday. Savage Love is written by Dan Savage, an openly gay guy and one of Tatiana's idols. He gives really good advice to the people that write in with all kinds of questions, he is kind, funny, intelligent and straight to the point. He promotes great things and Tatiana agrees with basically every thing that he has to say. Like his opinions about sex workers, you can read about Dan and some of his opinions if you look him up. Everybody can benefit from some Savage Love! Tatiana has learned phrases like GGG and DTMFA by reading Savage Love. GGG stands for "Good, Giving and Game".
To quote Dan, "GGG stands for good, giving, and game, which is what we should all strive to be for our sex partners. Think good in bed, giving equal time and equal pleasure, and game for anything within reason." Tatiana thinks that's great.
And DTMFA stands for "Dump That MotherFucker Already". Meaning if somebody treats you shitty in a relationship, don't wait around, just DTMFA! Great advice!
Tatiana loves it that Dan is openly gay. Tatiana doesn't care what people do as long as it is consensual. We all just want to be happy ultimately. Some like women, some like men - whatever. As long as you are a good person, that's all that matters.
Ok, Tatiana has to wrap it up, it's time to shower and shave, work is waiting, Tatiana's fans need her.
Hugs!




Sunday, August 30. 2009

Seward

Tatiana decided that today was a fine day to see Seward since she hadn't been there yet, until today that is. So Seward it was. No SeaLife center, Tatiana has already been to a few similar places, so she went on a hike through the forest instead.
And then she found an additional faerie in a cute store to add to her growing collection.
Tatiana loves faeries, mermaids, pink, purple, baby blue, stars, glitter, rainbows..........anything like that. That is some information about Tatiana you should know in case you don't already.
Life is sunny and beautiful, hope yours is too!




Tuesday, August 25. 2009

Twitter is lame

Tatiana thinks Twitter is kind of lame. Just to throw out a bunch of meaningless sentences randomly to the masses, like who cares?
That' why Tatiana doesn't write blogs every day, there needs to be some kind of substance in a blog, even if only a little.
So no,Tatiana doesn't tweet. It's lame. If you do - that's fine, Tatiana doesn't.

So what's new in your life lately? Here in Anchorage, it is still sunny, sunny is wonderful. Tatiana has been occupying herself with laundry the last few hours, she lets her laundry pile up before she reluctantly does it. Tatiana needs a boy maid in a skimpy outfit. Send your resume.
Earlier, Tatiana met up with Kennedy and Ireland for some avocado sandwiches at Middle Way Cafe, super yummy those sandwiches.
Later today Tatiana will do some errands and take Chhaya out.
Besides things like these, it' been work. A few trips down to Soldotna, one coming up.
Tatiana has found a new appreciation for Ford trucks, they are great, they are her new hobby.
More from Tatiana when she is having another moment of inspiration.



Wednesday, August 19. 2009

Line up for Monster Massive announced

And it is sooooooo good! Tatiana is super excited! Hernan Cattaneo, TV Rock, Murk - this will be GOOD, DARK AND EVIL. Perfect!
Are you curious about Monster Massive? Do you NEED? You probably do! It's good for you. Almost as good as a dance from Tatiana.
www.monstermassive.com

And here's one of Tatianas favorite songs. Sexy. Enjoy!








Monday, August 17. 2009

Kate Moss and fashion

Tatiana looooooveeeees Kate Moss! She has such a gorgeous face. Exquisitely photogenic. Tatiana loves fashion, models and the catwalk. The art of photography. It is just something about it all that draws her in.
Like right now Tatiana is so lusting after the thigh high, incredibly sexy and just drop dead gorgeous Rodarte boots by Nicholas Kirkwood. These boots are so hot they should be illegal! Tatiana predict thigh high boots to be the big trend for fall.
Or some super sexy black leather leggings with zippers? Tatiana loves leggings.
Juicy hand bags! Bebe leather legwarmers! Free People harness suspender! So bad!
Tatiana could totally spend, spend, spend on fashion and Hello Kitty accessories.
Then there is the Tatiana that just wants to be walking around naked in flip flops. Well.......not naked, just kidding, but flip flops (preferably pink), cute jeans and a cute tank top. Tatiana thinks it is good to be versatile. There's a way to be in Alaska and a way to be at Monster Massive. It makes life interesting.

Check out the boots! Warning! Orgasm inducing!
http://www.elle.com/Entertainment/Cover-Shoots/Miley-Cyrus2/Miley-Cyrus-Cover-Shoot

And look at that face! XOXO to Kate from Tatiana.


Friday, August 14. 2009

Narcissistic? You betcha!

Does Tatiana love looking at herself in the mirror? Oh yes! She loves pictures of herself (if they are good, she is picky with her pictures). She is sooooooo vain, totally narcissistic.
What else can be expected? Tatiana is a Perfect Polish Princess with some Super Sweet Swedish mixed in, a great combo. She is like that ice cream you get at Stone Cold Creamery - the ultimate mix.
Seriously though, Tatiana has good days and bad days. Sometimes she is on top and looks it and sometimes she is tired and looks it. Peoples compliments usually go in one ear and out the other, she has been hearing those since she was 14. What Tatiana notices is if the other person pays attention and puts in some effort. Action speaks louder than words, so true.
But yes, it's nice to get compliments but Tatiana doesn't get carried away by them. After all, she looks at herself all day long. It is very nice! YES!
Here are some Tatiana pics. You will like!
In one of them, Tatiana with a can of bear spray, the only thing that will keep the men off her. It's tough being Tatiana. And the others, self portraits from the dressing room at work.
XOXO