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Entries from July 2009

Saturday, July 18. 2009

Helped a porcupine

Last night at work was bordering torture. Extremely drunk people, dumb beyond normal and not spending money. Nightmare! Somehow Tatiana managed to stay until the end and boy, was she happy when she was in her car driving home!
When she pulled in to the parking area a neighbor was outside and informed Tatiana that a porcupine had somehow ended up there. Not a good place for a porcupine! Full of cars, asphalt, dogs and mean people.
So Tatiana emptied a large trash can, her and the neighbor lured the porcupine into the trash can. And then they walked down to the river and a small forest where they set the porcupine free. During the walk Tatiana named the porcupine "PORKI". It was so cute, with a small face and a little black nose. Porki kept still in the trash can, she or he knew that it was going somewhere better. Tatiana assured Porki that everything was going to be ok.
So this night that started kind of bad ended up great after Tatiana had the honor of helping Porki!


Sunday, July 12. 2009

You smell SOOOOOO good!

Tatiana hears that at work. A lot. I mean, shouldn't she at least smell somewhat appealing while working at a strip club she thinks? People have really been insisting that Tatiana smells extremely good. One guy even had a theory that it is Tatianas aura that is so good and pure that it exudes in the way she smells. Tatiana likes that theory.
Well, personal hygiene is the absolute necessity for smelling good. It's the base. Without that you can't possibly smell even somewhat good. Yes, there are days when Tatiana skips the shower, sometimes more than a couple of days in a row, like when she goes camping for example. But there is always a shower before work. Not always shaving though......Tatiana doesn't mind a little stubble sometimes.
And then lotion. Supposedly Tatiana has very, very soft skin too. That's what she hears..........hey, it's not her fault, ok!
And then at work, perfume. Tatiana likes certain perfumes. One that she has loved for years is "Petite Cherie" by Annick Goutal. She has even been stopped by strangers in the middle of the day, many times, inquiring what perfume that is while wearing "Petite Cherie". Soooooo yummy!
Another favorite is "Viva La Juicy" by Juicy or "Juicy" by Juicy.
Actually there are some girls at work that are stinky. That's gross. Like BO stinky. Or stinky crotch. Seriously gross. If Tatiana went to a strip club and got a dance and the girl had BO she would probably have to interrupt the dance. Tatiana doesn't want other peoples stinky germs all over her.
The most important is personal hygiene, there's water in the faucets here in this country and soap is cheap. And then it's up to the individual if they want to enhance themselves with deoderant or perfume. It's not necessary as long as you don't stink. And don't wear a bad perfume either, that should be a crime, as should having BO while working in the strip club. Tatiana gets annoyed when she can smell BO on a coworker, yuck.....like shower already!
The only thing that can possibly smell a little weird is self tanner. Those do have a certain scent to them but at least they don't smell like some old BO.
Right now Tatiana is brown due to self tanner. Fake tan! Awesome!
BO by the way, for all of Tatianas non American friends that are reading this and might be wondering is Body Odor.









Saturday, July 11. 2009

People disgust me

So by now you probably know that Tatiana loves animals?
Here are some recent events that just confirmed even more for Tatiana that many human beings are just plain disgusting.

A recent dog fighting ring discovered and more than 400 dogs seized. Police say that members of the dog fighting ring would routinely destroy injured dogs by shooting them in the head, throwing the dogs in the river or burning them in a barrel.
??????
WHY? What's the point of this kind of activity anyways? Is it fun? Entertaining?
Tatianas solution to dealing with the people involved with this? PUBLIC EXECUTION. And no, she is not joking. People like these are just disgusting and have no function in society. Would you like one of them as a friend or neighbor? Just shoot them already. Maybe then others will think twice before subjecting innocent dogs to activities like this.

The recent running with the bulls in Spain. At least five injured and one dead due to injuries caused by the bulls. After scaring the bulls and angering them the bulls face an almost certain death. This is just plain animal cruelty! Tatiana doesn't even understand why this can continue to go on? So what that it's some kind of a tradition? There are many sk old traditions that we no longer deal with because it's 2009 and the world is evolving. Or at least you would hope it's evolving? Does Tatiana feels sorry for the dumb asses injured or killed during an event like this? Of course not! She feels sorry for the bulls that have to deal with these sorry excuses for humans.


Friday, July 10. 2009

I love Chhaya!

I love my dog!
The origin of the name Chhaya is Hindu/Indian and it means shadow or shade.
It also means astral being. Nice huh?
I pronounce her name KAIA.
I looooooveeeee my dog SO much! She is part of my life in almost everything I do. And yes, she can sleep in bed if she wants to, she sleeps where ever she wishes. I spoil her with LOTS of kisses and hugs, dogs are meant to be spoiled.
Tatiana can't stand people that are mean to animals!


Monday, July 6. 2009

Girdwood Forest Fair!

Went to Girdwood today to see what the Forest Fair would be all about. Today was the last day out of three. The weather was sunny and perfect.
Girdwood is about 30 miles from Anchorage and it is a really nice town, well known for skiing in the winter.
The Forest Fair was fun. Met up with Taylor and Nikki, two of my friends and co workers. We were the cutest faeries there.
See for yourself!




Thursday, July 2. 2009

Another opportunity for YOU......

.......to get this for Tatiana and make her a very happy girl!
But hurry! Only five days left!
It's the painting Tatiana wants, she had one in the past but it got stolen. Mean, huh?
So it's for sale on e bay right now and YOU can get it for Tatiana. It's perfect!
TATIANA NEEDS, YOU GET! : )

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