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On April 3 Tatiana announced that she still needs the OLIVIA painting and suggested that YOU get.........
Somebody calling themselves "Tatiana Richardson" decided to leave this comment "well not everyone can attend to your needs. you better learn to work!"
Tatiana thinks this is great, she loves comments. YEAY! She knows that many are reading her superfun and awesome blog but majority are not leaving any comments. Don't be lazy all of you! Tatiana doesn't care if you come with positive or negative comments. She is happy with herself no matter what.
So Tatiana just wants to say to "Tatiana Richardson" that YES she still needs and no she does not need to learn to work because she already works and she does it quite well. Maybe "Tatiana Richardson" can come in to The Bush one night to see for herself how well Tatiana knows how to work? Tatiana thinks that this "Tatiana Richardson" really needs at least 10 lap dances with lots of good old fashioned boob slapping, because that's really good therapy!
Tatiana also thinks that "Tatiana Richardson" has a very interesting first name! What a coincidence, WOW!
So YES Tatiana STILL NEEDS! YOU GET?!!!
Here it is once again, Tatiana needs this!

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The weather is soooooo nice here in Anchorage! Tatiana is remembering the usual Vegas temperatures in May - too hot.
Tatiana had lunch at Tap Root Cafe today with a friend. Good food, too small portions, hello Tatiana eats, no diets here. In fact, Tatiana has been eating so much lately that like four or five pounds could come off now. But not by dieting, if Tatiana dieted she would be too mean and scare everyone at work. Instead she probably has to go to the gym at least once, preferably twice a week, oh horrid thought! Tatiana has to make an effort? Oh no!

After that Tatiana did some errands and finally got rid of those leather gloves.
Remember the bum in need of gloves that Tatiana saw a few months ago, when it was still cold? Well, Tatiana was sure she would see him again but didn't. So instead she got some more gloves and nice wool socks, three pairs of gloves and three pairs of socks and donated to "Vets Helping Vets" an organization that collects for homeless or in need vets. They need too. Tatiana needs stuff and so do others, Tatiana knows this!
Somebody made a comment about Tatiana needing that Olivia painting, that somebody thinks that Tatiana should work. Hello YOU FOGBONE, Tatiana does work, ok. But sometimes people like to give gifts, just like Tatiana did to the vets today and others in the past. So if a nice person wants to give Tatiana that Olivia painting then they can. If you don't ask you will never know, ok. More on the fogone and it's comment tomorrow.

Now Tatiana is going to take a nap and then shower and shave because there are lots of people that need Tatianas smooth.....moist......legs at work.

Some nights, during her time at work, Tatiana is observing all the people in there. It is fun and interesting to watch how other girls try to make money at work Tatiana thinks. Sometimes really fun!
There was a girl there a while back that would offer free dances and then guys would feel bad for her and tip her afterwards. Or she would dance in exchange for drinks. Like, "hi I am too ugly to get a dance by just asking so I am resorting to this and please feed my alcohol habit too."
Now there is a girl that tells guys she is looking for a boyfriend or a husband, she probably thinks that if she seems available for "outside of the club activities" she will manage to make more money. Like "if you get a dance I might date you".
Then it's really funny and desperate looking, Tatiana thinks, when girls walk around with their tops off asking for dances, especially funny when they get a no! LOL! Seriously, "put yer top back on, you are looking sooooo desperate!"
Or the ones that talk a bunch of bs during the dance about "how horny they are", or "how hot they think the guy they are dancing for is" and bla bla bla. Come on! Purring in guys' ears? Too much effort! Moaning? Ich don't think so..........Licking somebodys neck? Gross.
Even better, whispering a bunch of stuff to a guy.......to try to to get a dance and still get a no. If Tatiana would put in that much work to get a dance and still get a no she would kick the guy so she better just stay away from that.
If Tatiana has an honest compliment to give she will but it will be honest, not a bunch of empty misleading crap in hopes to make more cash.
How about the $ 10 dances, instead of $ 20? Seriously, if all a girl can do to make money is to offer half price dances maybe it's time to retire or loose 30 lbs or invest in a strong mouthwash.
Tatiana is willing to give FREE dances, yes, FREE, that's right, to personal friends or someone that would come in on a very regular basis or to someone buying ten dances, then you can get one or two for free. But just random $ 10 dances throughout the night? Once again.......ICH DON"T THINK SO.
Then there are the girls that don't take no for an answer and basically bully the guys into getting a dance. Super pathetic ok?! Guys, listen up. You do not have to agree to a dance just because some girl is latching on to you or pushing her boobs in your face. Just say no politely, or even better say that you are waiting for Tatiana!
How does Tatiana ask for dances? Something like "YOU NEED!?" or "hi, would you like a dance?" and a smile if she feels like it. Tatiana is way too proud to force people to get a dance or beg for a dance. Not only too proud, too pretty also. Maybe there will come a day when Tatiana has to resort to other ways to make money at work, but hopefully this day will never come. Hopefully Tatiana is not dancing anymore by then. Please no!
You either want a dance or not, it's simple, Tatiana doesn't feel like she has to convince anyone.
Tatiana would rather go home with less money made in a night than more money made in a way that collides with her integrity.
People are in there to have fun, not to get conned into spending money or feel bad for some drink needing dancer.
That's all on that for now.
Oh and a recent pic so you all can see that Tatiana really is too pretty to ever beg for dances. LOL.
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Ooooh Tatiana can't wait! Bruno will come out here soon!
Who is this Bruno? Another Sacha Baron Cohen character, like BORAT that Tatiana loves!
Bruno is a gay, flamboyant and from Austria - just fabulous!
Sacha Baron Cohen is funny, smart and hot. He should be with Tatiana, instead his wife Isla just squeezed out a baby. Bleh!
Tatiana thinks "Ich don't think so!" Sacha will come to his senses soon and go away with Tatiana, maybe on a vacation to India?!