Welcome to Chaos !!

Tatiana came across some news recently that little Sasha Obama brought her Ugly Doll to school. And supposedly a new trend was born.
Well, hold on now! Tatiana think it is great that little Sasha likes Ugly Dolls because they are supercute! BUT Tatiana was there first! Tatiana took her first Ugly Doll clipped to her Hello Kitty backpack to Monster Massive in 2006. Ugly Doll had a great night that night, he danced with many people, got lots of attention, good times! After that Tatiana got some more Ugly Dolls, the first Ugly Doll needed friends to accompany him to other raves. She has a big pink one laying on her bed in Las Vegas. And a few more small ones.
So before New York Times writes about who started the Ugly Doll trend.......they need to do their research better! Tatiana was definitely one of the first walking down that avenue. Tatiana has a knack for finding new things. Ugly Doll is just one of them...........

Sunday night around 9 pm here and Tatiana is at Kennedys house with Chhaya. Chhaya loves visiting Kennedy. They just ate some delicious quinoa tacos and had some tarts for dessert. Food is fun! Desserts even more fun.
It is Monday tomorrow but Tatiana rather it not be. She has a few things she needs to take care of this week that she had been putting off. Tatiana can be really good, or rather really bad, at procrastinating. She can put things off though she knows very well it would be in her best interest to get them done. So hopefully this coming week she will get some of the stuff taken care of. Bleh........
While writing this, Tatiana is also doing her laundry next door.

You are dying to know about the vagine hair design, right?
Well, as soon as the laundry is done, Tatiana and Kennedy are going to put down a pink sheet on the living room floor and get to work. Tatiana is tempted to try a new design down there, instead of the conventional cropped landing strip. How about a bright pink heart? That would be cute Tatiana thinks. Or a star?
Kennedy is not sure what she wants yet. A purple lightning bolt? Or a propeller, since she loves aviation so much!? The excitement regarding the designs is building up. Maybe this can become a new career? We can travel around the country designing vagines!
Who said girls that work together at the club don't get along? Tatiana and Kennedy get along great.
So now you need to make sure you come in to The Bush asap to inspect the new designs!

It is Saturday night, Tatiana should be at work right now but she worked every night this week since Monday and when it got to be around 6 pm today she just felt too unmotivated for work tonight. She is staying in. Catching up on VH1 and reading. And telling you about the life of Tatiana.
Earlier today, Tatiana met up with Kennedy. They were planning on going to Simon & Seafort's because they were both craving raspberry iced teas with fresh raspberries in the glass, sooooooo refreshing and good! But they were early and the place was still closed so they went to Snow City cafe instead. The iced teas will have to wait until another day.
Tatiana also went to Two Fish Gallery, it is a really cute jewelry place, she wants a new ring. Noooooo, not a diamond ring! It's a silver ring and the stone will be either pink, blue or green. Tatiana has not made up her mind yet.
A few days ago, Tatiana and Chhaya went to Eagle River Nature Center. They walked the Albert Loop trail, very nice. They will go back for sure! They both need this kind of stuff. Tatiana also picked up a vacuum for cheap in Eagle River. Found it on craigslist.
Her place needs to be vacuumed and the laundry is piling up......... Do you want to do Tatianas laundry?
No gym this week, just some long walks with Chhaya. It is warming up in Alaska and the sun is staying up longer, much needed.
Hmmmmm, what else did Tatiana do this week? She gets this question a lot. So here it goes in no particular order.....
Shower, shave, wash hair. Starbucks. Subway, foot long veggie baby! Walk Chhaya. Cuddle with Chhaya. Feed Chhaya. Post office. Write bills. Meet Kennedy. Fred Meyer for some groceries. Pet Zoo for dog food. Read books. Sleeeeeep, love to sleep.
Tomorrow though.......! Tatiana and Kennedy are meeting up, probably not for a bikini pillow fight this time. Tatiana is going to suggest that they design each others hair, down there. Tatiana is thinking about a new cute design for Spring, maybe some color too, pink and bright yellow?
Yes, there will be a report about it here. So keep reading!

The Peeping Tom the other day made Tatiana remember another time she encountered a perv. This is some years ago when Tatiana spent some months dancing in New York City. Great memories!
Tatiana went to New York with her friend Shelley. One of the most beautiful girls Tatiana has ever laid eyes on. Gorgeous.
Tatiana and Shelley rented a small, cheap room in Spanish Harlem, the first time they were in NYC. It was really interesting. They would take the subway to work and home again, in the early morning hours. Nothing ever happened. Safe, always.
Tatiana is looking back at her NYC stay with happiness and melancholy. She misses that time, life was great and looking back she should had stayed there but instead Tatiana and Shelley went back to CA and shortly thereafter moved to Las Vegas. NYC is soooooo much better than Vegas.
Tatiana loves New York. She wants to go back.
But back on track......the perv incident!
Shelley and Tatiana were strolling through Times Square subway station. It was early afternoon. Suddenly, out of nowhere Tatiana felt a hand reach up under her skirt, going for her fine behind and/or THE VAGINE! WTF!? She dropped whatever bags she was carrying and just screamed out really loud, shocked! Shelley and Tatiana turned around and went after the rat perv that had the nerv to do this. This weirdo, somehow, snuck up behind us and decided that he just needed to get a handful of Tatiana. And somehow crouched down and reached under Tatianas skirt, which wasn't obnoxiously short or anything, mid thigh, it was August. He ran as fast as he could but we caught up to him. And gave him a nice beating. He was pretty scrawny and he was wearing a backpack, somehow he wormed himself out of the back pack and got away. We decided to just let him go and ripped up whatever was in the back pack. Shelley definitely gave him some good punches before he got away. This was in the day time, there were people around and no one did anything btw, they were just staring at us.
CRAZY!
Oh, memories........ Tatiana misses Shelley. Lots. Here is a pic of us.........

Last night when Tatiana was getting out of her car, at about 1 am, she saw a guy crouching down outside her window, looking in. WTF?! He didn't see Tatiana outside, he thought he was all alone. So Tatiana yelled at him "Why are you looking through my window?". There were no people around, keep in mind this was 1 am. He straightened up, looked around, saw Tatiana and started stammering something about that he wasn't at all looking through the window. Yeah right! So again, Tatiana said, in an even louder voice now, "I SAW you looking through my window!". By this point Chhaya was out of the car too and Chhaya can sense when something is not right so she was growling loudly, good pitbull! The guy started walking towards the stairs so he could go down and away, Tatiana lives one floor up. But Tatiana wasn't just going to let this go that easy. She yelled at him some more, but not in a scared, whiny way. More pissed off and mean. She told him that he better not, ever, do that again. He apologized a few times and disappeared.
The thing is that he has done this before, at least twice while Tatiana has been inside, at home. She knows that this guy has been outside because she saw some kind of a figure outside the window but of course he was gone by the time Tatiana opened the door.
Today Tatiana told the janitor about this, he lives across from Tatiana. He told her to call him if she sees this guy again. Tatiana is also going to tell her nosy neighbor Sandy about him, Sandy keeps track of people around here, she is a good person to inform.
What the hell? Weirdo, sad weirdo. What a pervie lurkie! Doesn't he know, that Tatiana will chop his thing off and fry it up with some garlic next time this happens? Well, maybe not, but a good, hard kick in the balls most definitely. Perhaps a good puff of bear spray too.
Don't mess around with Tatiana!

The Fur Rondy is in town. Tatiana needed to participate somehow, so she went down to Westchester Lagoon today to go on a dog sled ride. This was arranged by the All American Husky Rescue, a non profit organization that rescues huskies. So Tatiana gave them a donation in exchange for a fun lap around the lake on the ice. She also gave the puppies two bags of dried chicken treats. The huskies were so cute and so happy! And so good at pulling.
One day Tatiana would like to be able to rescue animals.
www.allamericanhuskyrescue.com

You know that you can visit Tatiana at The Bush and get a song, or many, FUN times on YOUR lap for a nice donation too?

Also, did you go to www.freekibble.com yet to help feed dogs and cats? If not, then please do so, it only take one minute of your time.
Thank you from Tatiana.