Tabloid gossip
Tatiana has been feeding her gossip magazine addiction this week, due to an unexpected and annoying stomach flu. And now YOU NEED to know what Tatiana has to say about some of the latest happenings in la la land.
Britney - (Spears that is), it was Britney's 27 birthday on Dec 2. Tatiana loves Britney, she loves her a lot and thinks Britney is great in every way. She is so hoping Britney will take the world by storm with her new album "Circus" and the rumored tour. But she thinks that there is a small chance that Britney will get ill from all the pressure that's on her now. Britney said it herself, she is sad. Tatiana feels bad for Britney. Britney needs to go to a rave with Tatiana, a whole night of dancing, giggling and looking at cute boys and girls will help Britney for sure.
Paris and Benji broke up. Tatiana knew that would happen. Benji was just eeehhhh......not up to par. Paris should be with Stavros. And she should donate some money to Tatiana. Yes.
Lindsay and Sam - very cute together but Tatiana does not think this will last. Lindsay is too young and she still likes boys. Sam will not share Lindsay with a boy. She is all butch (yum). Sam should come and find Tatiana after it is over between her and Lindsay.
Btw Tatiana loves Lindsay's line of leggings, 6126, Tatiana loves leggings. Tatiana needs some of those leggings!
Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz - very cute and a good fit, they seem happy. Also their wedding had an Alice In Wonderland theme. That is awesome! Next year Tatiana is going to have an Alice In Wonderland theme tea party for her birthday at The Four Seasons, it is going to be great!
Jessica Simpson - still annoying, even more so with plumped up lips, now she looks even dumber. Tatiana didn't think that was possible. Lip injections are ugly.
Madonna - her divorce and rumored A Rod romance is just stupid. Why this A Rod character? He looks like a meat head. She should had worked on being married.
Why do so many give up on their marriages? That's weak. It's not going to last with A Rod and she will miss the old husband.
Heidi Montag and Spencer - seriously, why are they even around? They are so missing at least a few chromosomes each. Spencer looks like an ape.
That's probably all that Tatiana can muster up for now. She is sure YOU are thrilled to know all this information, right? And if you do have any questions about any celebs, ask Tatiana, she knows everything.
It's getting late and Tatiana is going to go to bed. Hopefully she will have a dream about hot vampires. Goodnight!
Britney - (Spears that is), it was Britney's 27 birthday on Dec 2. Tatiana loves Britney, she loves her a lot and thinks Britney is great in every way. She is so hoping Britney will take the world by storm with her new album "Circus" and the rumored tour. But she thinks that there is a small chance that Britney will get ill from all the pressure that's on her now. Britney said it herself, she is sad. Tatiana feels bad for Britney. Britney needs to go to a rave with Tatiana, a whole night of dancing, giggling and looking at cute boys and girls will help Britney for sure.
Paris and Benji broke up. Tatiana knew that would happen. Benji was just eeehhhh......not up to par. Paris should be with Stavros. And she should donate some money to Tatiana. Yes.
Lindsay and Sam - very cute together but Tatiana does not think this will last. Lindsay is too young and she still likes boys. Sam will not share Lindsay with a boy. She is all butch (yum). Sam should come and find Tatiana after it is over between her and Lindsay.
Btw Tatiana loves Lindsay's line of leggings, 6126, Tatiana loves leggings. Tatiana needs some of those leggings!
Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz - very cute and a good fit, they seem happy. Also their wedding had an Alice In Wonderland theme. That is awesome! Next year Tatiana is going to have an Alice In Wonderland theme tea party for her birthday at The Four Seasons, it is going to be great!
Jessica Simpson - still annoying, even more so with plumped up lips, now she looks even dumber. Tatiana didn't think that was possible. Lip injections are ugly.
Madonna - her divorce and rumored A Rod romance is just stupid. Why this A Rod character? He looks like a meat head. She should had worked on being married.
Why do so many give up on their marriages? That's weak. It's not going to last with A Rod and she will miss the old husband.
Heidi Montag and Spencer - seriously, why are they even around? They are so missing at least a few chromosomes each. Spencer looks like an ape.
That's probably all that Tatiana can muster up for now. She is sure YOU are thrilled to know all this information, right? And if you do have any questions about any celebs, ask Tatiana, she knows everything.
It's getting late and Tatiana is going to go to bed. Hopefully she will have a dream about hot vampires. Goodnight!