Strip Club Etiquette
So you are going to visit a strip club? Nice! You want to have a good time?! Of course!
Unfortunately there are people that are totally oblivious to what is going on in a strip club. Don't worry, we are here to help you. Read and remember!
Julia and Tatiana go to strip clubs on occasion, it it always nice to watch some pretty girls. Here's a guide to make your experience a better one.
If you sit at the stage, TIP! Even if you don't fancy the girl on the stage. You are sitting there, she is dancing, this is not a free show, you are not at home watching HBO.
Give at least one dollar per song, no coins, casino chips are accepted if you are in Las Vegas, Rolexes and other valuable items are always good. If you don't want to tip, remove yourself from the stage, someone else might want your spot.
Don't put bills in your mouth and get cranky if the girl won't take them from you with her mouth. This was popular in the 80's. Tatiana would never take money in her mouth, it is cheesy, tacky and unsanitary. But some girls still do this, so it's ok (NOT).
Don't slap a girl on the butt unless you want to get slapped -hard.
Don't pull on a girls g-string unless you want to be escorted out the club by a bouncer.
If a girl approaches you and asks for a lap dance and you just KNOW that you won't get one from her, say "no thank you" off the bat or say that you are waiting for another girl. It is very annoying if a guy wants a girl to sit on his lap while he tries to touch her all over knowing that he is not going to get a dance from her. What is up with that? That is rude, pervy and nasty and deserves a well placed palm in his face. SMACK!
Tatiana actually thinks it should be mandatory to either get $ 20 in stage tipping money or a voucher for minimum one lap dance upon entering the club. She is tired of people sitting there all night, sipping on one beer, gawking at the girls. The girls are working, some spent a lot of time getting ready - for YOU! Show them respect and appreciation. If you are adamant about not getting a lap dance, at least tip some of the girls on stage or stay at home. This is not your neighborhood bar.
If you bring female company make sure they are ok with seeing women in different stages of undress. Make sure they can handle other girls talking to you, or them. If they drop rude remarks or act bitchy - trust this - Tatiana or some other girl can be very bitchy back.
Make sure you are covered when it is time to pay for your entertainment. Find out how much dances and etc. costs upfront if you are not sure.
Do not ask me to flash you my VAGINE, do not try to touch my boobs. This is not going to happen. ICH DON'T THINK SO!!!
If I am in a cranky mood I might practice my Krav Maga skills on you. If I would be doing these things I would be working in a brothel or as a high class escort - but I am not. We are talking about a topless club here. This is entertainment only. I am not interested in getting some kind of STD or to feel traumatized. Ok?
The vast majority of people we meet are really nice and fun to be around. We want you to have a good time and come back for more.
Because YOU NEED!
Unfortunately there are people that are totally oblivious to what is going on in a strip club. Don't worry, we are here to help you. Read and remember!
Julia and Tatiana go to strip clubs on occasion, it it always nice to watch some pretty girls. Here's a guide to make your experience a better one.
If you sit at the stage, TIP! Even if you don't fancy the girl on the stage. You are sitting there, she is dancing, this is not a free show, you are not at home watching HBO.
Give at least one dollar per song, no coins, casino chips are accepted if you are in Las Vegas, Rolexes and other valuable items are always good. If you don't want to tip, remove yourself from the stage, someone else might want your spot.
Don't put bills in your mouth and get cranky if the girl won't take them from you with her mouth. This was popular in the 80's. Tatiana would never take money in her mouth, it is cheesy, tacky and unsanitary. But some girls still do this, so it's ok (NOT).
Don't slap a girl on the butt unless you want to get slapped -hard.
Don't pull on a girls g-string unless you want to be escorted out the club by a bouncer.
If a girl approaches you and asks for a lap dance and you just KNOW that you won't get one from her, say "no thank you" off the bat or say that you are waiting for another girl. It is very annoying if a guy wants a girl to sit on his lap while he tries to touch her all over knowing that he is not going to get a dance from her. What is up with that? That is rude, pervy and nasty and deserves a well placed palm in his face. SMACK!
Tatiana actually thinks it should be mandatory to either get $ 20 in stage tipping money or a voucher for minimum one lap dance upon entering the club. She is tired of people sitting there all night, sipping on one beer, gawking at the girls. The girls are working, some spent a lot of time getting ready - for YOU! Show them respect and appreciation. If you are adamant about not getting a lap dance, at least tip some of the girls on stage or stay at home. This is not your neighborhood bar.
If you bring female company make sure they are ok with seeing women in different stages of undress. Make sure they can handle other girls talking to you, or them. If they drop rude remarks or act bitchy - trust this - Tatiana or some other girl can be very bitchy back.
Make sure you are covered when it is time to pay for your entertainment. Find out how much dances and etc. costs upfront if you are not sure.
Do not ask me to flash you my VAGINE, do not try to touch my boobs. This is not going to happen. ICH DON'T THINK SO!!!
If I am in a cranky mood I might practice my Krav Maga skills on you. If I would be doing these things I would be working in a brothel or as a high class escort - but I am not. We are talking about a topless club here. This is entertainment only. I am not interested in getting some kind of STD or to feel traumatized. Ok?
The vast majority of people we meet are really nice and fun to be around. We want you to have a good time and come back for more.
Because YOU NEED!