Welcome to Chaos !!

Tatiana started off her day with a cup of coffee and some "breakfast". She has to say that food wise this place has basically nothing to offer, unless Tatiana has missed out on some amazing place to eat. The biscuit served with her eggs today was halfway thawed. The hash browns came in a McDonald's looking square, no home fries here. Tatiana wants real potatoes!!!
This is not the place for eating out. Eating and cooking at home is the answer around here. Tatiana is a foodie so she is a little picky with her food.
This is a pic from the place she ate, cute place but no good breakfast.



And yesterday while driving around looking for some cute horses and cows to gawk at, Tatiana came across this behemoth of a building in the middle of nowhere. Some kind of a grain factory/storage place? It was very cool looking.

Well, the weekend is over. Tatiana is ready to go home.
Not much new to tell you. Besides that she wants to go home now.......
It's nice out and warmer than yesterday. Tatiana is going to take a stroll in the park before she goes back to her room with the bunk beds and takes a shower and gets ready. Yawn......tired....
Have a nice Sunday everyone!
This was Tatiana last night......

Tatiana's latest opinions about the world of gossip and celebs.......
Keep in mind that Tatiana is rather isolated out here somewhere in the wide open spaces of the wild wild west. No tv.
But here is the latest.
Demi leaving Ashton. Hallelujah, finally this woman's eyes opened and she is leaving this boy monkey that she has been wasting her valuable time with.
Ashton is an immature, not good looking at all, annoying Neanderthal boy.
Tatiana is so pleased to hear that Demi realized this too. Maybe now, Demi can start eating and caring about things that really matter.
Everybody talks bad about Charlie Sheen and his bad boy ways, at least Charlie is honest about who he is. Ashton is walking around with his Kabbalah bracelet around his wrist, pretending to seek enlightenment......Whatever, all he is seeking out is pussy willing to sleep with him, yuck. His enlightenment is years, maybe lifetimes away.
At least Charlie is interesting, funny and quite sexy.

So Kim K, famous for her gargantuan ass and her sex tape with Ray J.
This ass, that Tatiana does not find attractive at all btw, this ass and whatever she did on that sex tape catapulted Kim into fame and millions of dollars. Her and her family.
They are annoying, please go away. Have you heard Kim and Kourtney talk? Super fake.
Tatiana thinks that Kim is a scheming, fame and money hungry person. And she is being worshipped for it. She is as fake as the tons of make up she plasters on every day before she steps out in front of the paparazzi. She has no talent.
How embarrassing to flaunt that gaudy engagement ring that she got from her über Neanderthal Kris and then go through with that over the top wedding, two dresses, all the money and gifts she received from that spectacle, only to file for divorce after 72 days. Really!?
What did Kris do for Kim to want a divorce? Cheat on her? Did Kim discover child pornography on his lap top? No, she just didn't want to be with him anymore.
A highly publicized divorce was next on her agenda. There is no way they could possibly know each other after such a short time together. AND he burped into her mouth on tv when she leaned for a kiss. That act itself should had made her run away from him. Totally disgusting. This was not Kim's first rodeo btw, she is 30 and has been married once before and had plenty of boyfriends, she should know better. Now she is pretending to be sad and distraught, don't fall for her act folks. She is sad that people are opening up their eyes to what she really is.
Paris Hilton used to hang out with Kim back in the day, Kim wanted Paris's fame. And people don't like Paris and all she stands for. Tatiana thinks that Paris is way better than Kim. And Paris likes animals. Kim only likes herself and money.
Next for Kim is probably a Playboy spread. Tatiana thinks that Kim should go away. And take that enormous ass with her. Tatiana has seen countless of better asses than Kim's in local titty bars.
Oh, and Kim's momager Kris (her Mom) is an ordained minister. Can anyone become a minister nowadays? Well, that basically answers the question......yes, anyone can......
Who on earth would possibly want to be married by this person that cheated on her late husband and raised such a spectacle like Kim?

Jessica Simpson pregnant and not married? What? Isn't she super religious or something like that? At least she pretends to be. Her "man" that does not work is a lame free loader. After she squeezes that baby out she will turn into the big whale that she has been trying to control all these years.
Kevin Federline is HUGE again. He used to be a really good looking guy. When he was a starving dancer in LA trying to make it. Then he met Britney. Now he looks like a nine months pregnant woman. No more K Fed, now it's Well Fed.
He can still bounce back if he cuts back on the beer and grease and gets that ass on the treadmill.
Tori Spelling had another baby. Three is enough lady. Tie your tubes now and stop overpopulating the world. Thank You! Same message to Ben Affleck and Jennifer.
Tatiana hopes that J.R Martinez wins Dancing With The Stars. Now that her fave Carson Kressley is gone since a while. Love you Carson!
Tatiana does not get a good feeling about Jennifer Aniston's guy Justin. He seems to edgy for her. But at this point Jennifer is probably molding herself into whatever the guy that she starts something with is about, not a good thing for a girl to do.
Tatiana thinks that Justin is with Jennifer because of who she is. Tatiana likes Jen, she is pretty and seems nice. This guy might be bad news. Especially after he dumped his long term girlfriend the way he did when he met Jen.

And while talking about Jen one must mention Angelina.
Rumor has it that she is jealous of Brad's costar in an upcoming movie. Hmmmmm.....
Angelina is beyond gorgeous and immensely interesting. Tatiana always thought that Angelina should dump Brad, he does not even come close to what she is about. But now they have all these little monsters (children) to raise, so they should be together some more for the sake of the monsters. As far as the jealousy, Mali Levi is way gorgeous but she is no Angelina. Tatiana does think that Angelina has a temper and she might get jealous at times but she should know that with or without Brad, she is one amazing woman.

Kate Moss seen looking frazzled gulping down a beer and sucking on a cigarette in Jamaica. Even with no make up and unbrushed hair, Kate is still absolutely beautiful. Tatiana loves Kate forever.
Lindsay Lohan about to be in Playboy? Why not? Lindsay is highly entertaining Tatiana thinks. Better to do a nude Playboy spread where they will make sure you look beautiful with state of the art lights and a good make up artist than having some tacky sex tape of yourself released where you suck on Ray J's private parts, looking like an idiot.
Justin Bieber allegedly got some chick pregnant in some dingy bathroom in a 30 SECOND sex encounter? Tatiana sure hopes he has better taste than that. And stamina.
Speaking of pregnancies.......That creepy Duggar family, the lady is pregnant with bay number 20. Yes, 20. Seriously? Does Tatiana even have to tell ya'll that this is a serious problem? Should be illegal. What does her uterus even look like?
Please, please, STOP having children you awful people!
Btw, Lady Gaga is amazing. She truly is.

That was it for now........

Last night we had a large dinner at the club. Very yummy. Tatiana's favorite part of the dinner?
Dessert of course. A choice of four pies. Tatiana tasted them all and finished them. Heaven! Some skinny girl that lives on fat free foods only and spends all her time in the gym opened up her eyes really wide when she heard that Tatiana asked for four slices of pie. "FOUR???".
Yes, hello, Tatiana needs to find out which pie is the best, besides she doesn't live her life on a constant diet like you obviously do.
What a boring life that must be.
Tatiana's fave pie? The strawberry rhubarb. MMMMMMMM! Tatiana thanked the lady in the kitchen that baked all the pies later.



And this morning Tatiana found a place where she could enjoy home made pie for breakfast and coffee with real milk, instead of creamer in those little containers they usually give you.
It snowed a little and it's cold.

I am starting to feel the toll of working every night. Tired today but I have a few more nights left before I am going back home to rest......sleeeeep and cuddle with Chhaya, can't wait! Peace and quiet and lots of movie watching, that is the plan.
But for now I have to suck it up and DO IT!!!!
This was me last night. Had a good night.




And here is my drink of choice at work, coffee. Cute mug with a tractor on it. It's either coffee, soda water or juice. Again, people here too, do not get it that I DO NOT want a drink/a beer/a shot. They always try to push alcohol on me, and I can't stand pushy, forceful people. Hello......!
I am old enough to know and decide for myself what I am drinking, so leave me the fuck alone. If you have a problem with me drinking "only" soda water then go and talk to some other girl that is chugging a beer. Bye!



It is an absolutely beautiful day today. Drove to some other town about 30 miles away. Now I am going back to my room for a nap.

Tatiana had to go to the courthouse in some other small town about eight miles away to "register". Meaning, they had to make sure Tatiana doesn't have any warrants.
Surprise, surprise! No warrants! Even Tatiana was baffled! You know how it is, all strippers are either drunks/druggies/or totally crazy. So really, Tatiana should at least have one warrant out for her arrest but for some strange reason she was innocent like the little angel lamb she is.
Thank goodness that we have the pillars of society that we do, Catholic priests, coaches at Penn State and Kim K - what would the world come to if we didn't have those good moral characters and role models and only sinners like Tatiana?
In this little windy town with the courthouse, Tatiana found a quaint little coffee shop. She had to go in and see what the local latte and pastries tasted like. Yummy indeed!
Lunch later was a disappointment. Need to drive further in hope to get a good meal.
Tatiana has to wash her hair before work today. So it is time to go.

Tatiana is in the wild wild west.
Seriously!!!!!
She will not reveal what club yet. She might not do that until she goes back to Alaska in about a week. But then there will be pictures and stories......so keep reading.
All she can say is this......she has never been in such a small town before.
The club is......ok. Friendly staff.
But it is totally INSANE !!! When Tatiana saw what the girls do on stage here for tips, her jaw dropped to the floor, literally!
Fortunately you do not have do any of that if you do not want to, otherwise Tatiana would had packed up and left pronto last night.
VERY entertaining to watch and also strange and somewhat sickening.
You can, if you wish, put you private parts totally in peoples faces here when you are on stage. The front part and the back part. Plastered against some dudes face.
Also, you can get your monthly breast exam done on stage here too, multiple times a night, by different "doctors" with an enthusiastic audience watching.
Also, the audience can get their full frontal physical done here too, while sitting by the stage. Don't forget to cough gentlemen!
Totally crazy. NEVER seen anything like this before. It's a circus freak show.
There are bars hanging from the ceiling so you can dangle naked upside down if you wish.
Tatiana holds a respectful (towards herself) distance and tells people she is "shy" with a coy smile. It works.
Last night was very entertaining. Tatiana did ok. Wasn't too busy but it was FUN!
This will be an interesting week........
Besides that, finding a good place to eat around here will be a challenge. Wireless? Nowhere.
Tatiana is blogging outside the hospital, picking up their wireless.

It's about a three hour drive out West to where I am going.
A long, fairly empty stretch of road. The land is flat all around me as far as the eye can see. Here and there you see rolling hills. Sunshine and very windy. Quite beautiful. You really get a sense of how great this land is.
I passed a road that leads to Laura Ingalls home. Had to take a pic. I have all her books,
The Little House On The Prairie series. Read them over and over again growing up, love them.
Feel happy/sad/independent. Many emotions. Traveling alone to new adventures.......

Tatiana decided to head WEST today. She is going to some very small place with a population of about 130. Will they need Tatiana there?
Most likely, lol.
Check out Tatiana license plate on her rental car.


Famous potatoes! It's kind of funny.
To sum up her experience at Scarlets.......
Hmmmmmm......let's see. Very slow. Though Tatiana heard many of the girls complain that it was unusually slow. Like Tatiana already said, she heard it gets busier when there is snow on the ground. But Tatiana does not have time to wait for that.
Nice club, nice girls (standoffish at first but warmed up later, that's how it is in the strip club, they have to feel you out first, lol), friendly staff.
BUT loooong hours and not enough money. Too many young party kids hang out in the cub.
The dollar dances cheapen the experience and the stage antics of leaning on, rubbing on, licking,
fondling etc etc people that sit at the stage for a tip is NOT in Tatiana's taste either.
She feels that there is not enough incentive for people to want to spend money on a lap dance
when they basically can get it all on the main floor for one dollar.
Many of the girls make money from regulars, so if you travel you don't get that.
But in the end, Tatiana made enough to break even with the ticket to get here, the rental car and the room.
Now it is time to make profits. Will Tatiana ever try Scarlets again? You know what she says.......never say never!

Mmmmmmm.......the whipped cream at Starbucks is the best !

Christmas is around the corner! Today when Tatiana sashayed into Starbucks she saw the newly added Christmas display.
One good thing about having spent some time in Sioux Falls is that Tatiana got a lot of her Christmas shopping taken care of.
It is SO FUN to give! Tatiana loves giving gifts!

This is me, just out the shower, no make up, no nothing.
In case you want to inspect me for wrinkles, grease and how "old" I look.
LOL.
Enjoy!
I just LOVE myself. SuperNova.
DA NANG!!!!

Tatiana got a new Betsey Johnson necklace yesterday. It's a purple rhinestone bunny head with red eyes. It is NOT the Playboy bunny, Tatiana does not like the Playboy bunny, it's a little played out and tacky.
This bunny is more dark, it reminds Tatiana of the bunny head in that movie "Donnie Darko", only cuter.
Here is the new necklace and a new bra.


And Tatiana having fun in the dressing room at work with herself.
Tonight will most likely be Tatiana's last night at Scarlet's btw, she had enough, last night was sooooooo sloooooow.
Time for new adventures!


Last night when Tatiana got back to her room that movie
"Lost Boys" was on. That is one of Tatiana's absolute faves! Tatiana loves that movie.
The music is great. The story.
And Corey Haim was the cutest in it.
"Death By Stereo!"

They have drive up liquor stores here. Tatiana finds that kind of funny. Only in America?

Having my breakfast.
About to go out and explore the area.
Work later at 9 pm.

Tatiana is baaaaack at Starbucks again, sipping on a latte with her MAC in her lap.
How was last nigh? Decent, actually. If tonight is ok too then Tatiana will be ok. But she will probably, not 100 % sure, but probably venture out on the road to try some other place next week. Might as well try, right?
How are the girls at this current club, the club is called Scarlet O'Haras by the way.



The girls are young and skinny, most of them. You know the kind of skinny that you are in your early 20's. Some are pretty. Tatiana's fave is Gabrielle, she is gorgeous. She has a nice, skinny but yet curvy body. A pretty face with flawless pale skin and long, very blonde hair.
She is 25 but Tatiana thought she was 22 tops. Gabrielle used to have a Polish boyfriend and knows some Polish words and loves pierogis.
Some girl called Eve, decided that she wants to have sex with Tatiana. She was very blunt and funny about it.
She basically walked up to Tatiana and said "I've been watching you, I think you are really cute, wanna have sex?" LOL. Tatiana said "Don't you want to know my name first?".
Oh, and Liz. She is super cute and really entertaining on stage. Tatiana thinks that Liz looks like Britney Spears and named Liz "Malibu Barbie". She is tanned, petite, blonde, super cute and happy. Liz said that she thinks that Tatiana looks like a Victoria's Secret Angel, awwwwww - how nice!
Then there is a girl called Charlie, looks kind of unassuming, until she goes on stage. She is a small, thin, white girl. But on stage she can MOVE like nothing Tatiana has seen before. Amazing! Tatiana loves watching the girls, some are so talented.

Also, there is a "girl" here that Tatiana met a Good Time Charlie's a few summers ago. She told Tatiana about Heartbreakers and other clubs. Well, Tatiana used to think that this person was a nice and interesting, until she spent some more time with her in Williston.
Turned out that this girl/thing has an awful personality.
All she schemes about is money, money, money - and she is still like that. Tatiana heard some of her phone convos with somebody.
She also had some other personal traits and hygiene issues that Tatiana thought were very bad, so in Williston the friendship basically ended. Well, she is here too and she was NOT happy to see Tatiana. LOL! It was written all over her face. That looks worse than last year.
Is it even more plastic surgery again, Tatiana wonders? She looks soooo weird.

The dollar dances were very popular last night again, Tatiana lost count on how many she did. And they also have a two songs for $ 30 special before 7 pm.
It is a nice club and many of the girls are pretty but the dollar dances have to retire!
Tatiana heard that the club gets busier when there is snow on the ground.
Tomorrow Tatiana is going to see the local sights and go to Falls Park and take pics.
Now it is mall time!