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Entries from August 2007

Wednesday, August 22. 2007

Big Plans for Tuesday Night....

You might wonder what Julia does after a night of work at Sapphire......

Tonight she is catching up on all of her laundry from the Denver trip. It takes a long time to wash 2 weeks worth of dirty underwear!

After washing the makeup off of her face, she will most likely get comfortable in her bed with her freshly washed Hello Kitty blanket and her dog Bugsy. Then she will pass out reading the latest gossip about Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.....

Sound like fun?? Julia is looking forward to it.....goodnite!!

(Written by Julia).


Monday, August 20. 2007

Reality TV meets Music....

Julia is happy to be back at Sapphire.....

On Monday night she met 3 members of a band from San Diego that were in town filming a reality TV show.

The show will come on FOX in the middle of October and is a "battle of the bands" type thing.

The guys seemed nice and had made it to the top 50 or something like that. The top 10 get to move to LA for some sort of special surprise.....

Julia likes music and was happy to meet the band.....she hopes they make it top 10 and move to LA.....maybe someday you will hear them on the radio.....

The Big Provider is the name of the band and you can find them on Myspace.

Great Success for Big Provider.....you listen, you like!!

(Written by Julia).




Sunday, August 19. 2007

Michael Vick is DISGUSTING!

Tatiana can't believe that this Michael Vick person did these horrible acts of disgusting behavior to the dogs.
Tatiana's dog, Chhaya is a pitbull but that's not the issue here. How can a grown person do this? First he tried to say that he didn't have any knowledge of the acts of violence that were taking place at his house. Now he is admitting to being guilty of betting at the dogfights and even assisting in killing the dogs. The dogs would die by drowning, hanging, beating, shooting and electrocution. Is this really happening in America?
This is mind boggling. This guy had everything. Why did he need to engage is this kind of behavior? I guess you can take the thug out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the thug.
Tatiana thinks he should be done. He needs to go to jail for a long time. Really Tatiana thinks that he should hang somewhere so that she can go up to him and put her heels really hard into his small balls, she wants to stick a baseball bat covered in Habanero sauce all the way up his nasty ass. Tatiana wants Michael Vick to suffer.
There is no excuse to hurt animals or anyone else for that matter unless they ask for it, this guy is asking for it.
Yes, Tatiana is sooooooooo mad.

And here is a picture of my beautiful friend CHHAYA........

Saturday, August 18. 2007

Julia visits 4 Play (again) !!

Julia found herself back at the LA strip club 4 Play on Saturday night. It was so much different than the boring Sunday night that the girls had experienced about 6 weeks ago. The club was packed, and the girls were very cute. Julia saw a number of young looking blonde girls with fake boobs that she liked. Although Julia didn't have any sexytime lapdances, she enjoyed looking at the girls on stage.

Derek and Geoff were there as usual, and the three of them sat at a table drinking Red Bull and trying to decide which girls they liked the best.

On the way out, Julia stopped to talk to a bouncer about 4 Play's amateur contest. It seems that every Tuesday night there is an amatuer vagine night and if you get first place you win $500. Second and third place also get money but not as much. You go on stage for one song, and by the end of it you must be totally nude.

There is a panel of judges so the winners are chosen by them and not audience participation like some other contests.

Julia is tempted to participate in the contest.....but first she will probably go back on a Tuesday night and observe the contest in action before committing to showing her vagine at 4 Play....



(Written by Julia).





Hustler Club in Orange County....You DON'T Need....

This club is retarded. Julia had hoped for something somewhat decent, as she had heard Hustler Club was pretty much the best topless club in Orange County. Julia was VERY DISAPPOINT to see some very weird looking girls working here. There was not one girl that Julia thought could even pass for cute. Every few songs all the girls would have to shuffle up onto the main stage and entertain some kind of bachelor.

Hustler Club gets a bad review from Julia.....if you have ever been to the club feel free to comment and let us know what your impression was. Not nice!!

To make things worse, Julia was there on a Saturday night around midnight. This is when the club should have been at its best.

Julia can't use any more energy typing about the experience.....it might make her throw up.

(Written by Julia).

Thursday, August 16. 2007