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Your chance to help a stripper: chemical burn question
#6964446 - 08/17/06 11:15 PM Edit Reply Quote Quick Reply



By some chance occurence, I've wound up in Denver with a two strippers, Julia and Tatiana. Due to oppressive heat and lack of clientele, the two are in Denver to work at a local topless concern for the next two weeks. However, a couple weeks ago Tatiana developed a chemical burn on the back of her upper thigh. We think this burn developed from exposure to Ortho-Max Roach Control, but it could be from exposure to Pine-sol, bleach, ammonia, meth lab explosions, unsanitized stripper poles...who knows? The burn was patchy and showed up as bright red with blisters. As the burn has had time to heal, the skin is now very smooth (and a little shiny) and still a shade of light red/pinkish. It is still very evident that there is a burn there. Clearly, this could adversely affect her nightly take. Make-up can only do so much for her, and she wants a quicker, more permanent solution to this problem.

I will offer to purchase a lap dance from Tatiana for the poster giving the best advice...redeemable only in Vegas after September 1st.

And, since I'm a good poster: www.fargosisters.com

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Re: Your chance to help a stripper: chemical burn question [Re: gonores]
#6964484 - 08/17/06 11:19 PM Edit Reply Quote Quick Reply



gonores,

hmm.. not quick (as in here today, gone tommorrow), but perhaps a skin graft? that'd require a plastic surgeon.

consult a dermatologist maybe? perhaps you could PM Matt Flynn.

g'luck!

-dd

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Loc: No longer losing money bluffin... Re: Your chance to help a stripper: chemical burn question [Re: gonores]
#6964584 - 08/17/06 11:31 PM Edit Reply Quote Quick Reply





see a doctor?

I think that must be the right answer

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Loc: Brentwood Babylon Re: Your chance to help a stripper: chemical burn question [Re: gonores]
#6964767 - 08/17/06 11:52 PM Edit Reply Quote Quick Reply



Go get her a Henna tattoo to help distract people from it. You can either cover it up or incorporate it into a design.

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Loc: South Bend Re: Your chance to help a stripper: chemical burn question [Re: SNOWBALL138]
#6964825 - 08/18/06 12:00 AM Edit Reply Quote Quick Reply



Amputate the leg. One-Legged strippers are sure to be high in demand.

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Loc: He deserved it. Re: Your chance to help a stripper: chemical burn question [Re: ridonkulous]
#6964894 - 08/18/06 12:09 AM Edit Reply Quote Quick Reply



Something tells me strippers will already have better make-up tips than OOT can provide.

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Loc: Sciencing Rockets Re: Your chance to help a stripper: chemical burn question [Re: gonores]
#6964946 - 08/18/06 12:16 AM Edit Reply Quote Quick Reply




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I will offer to purchase a lap dance from Tatiana for the poster giving the best advice...redeemable only in Vegas after September 1st.


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Can residents of the Denver area come collect the prize right now?

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Re: Your chance to help a stripper: chemical burn question [Re: Patrick del Poker Grande]
#6965067 - 08/18/06 12:28 AM Edit Reply Quote Quick Reply



Maybe she could wear a sarong or some sort of cloth around her waist (think belly-dancer) that goes low enough to cover the burn, but is still see-through and hot.

Edit: Or, body-paint herself, covering up the area, maybe a dragon or a chinese character, simple and not suspicious.

Edited by henrikrh (08/18/06 12:29 AM)

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Loc: Pasadena-bound Re: Your chance to help a stripper: chemical burn question [Re: gonores]
#6966074 - 08/18/06 02:41 AM Edit Reply Quote Quick Reply



Tell her to go to her cave and find her power animal.

I win.

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  1. Daniel on :

    Well I guess you are cured of your skin problem by now. Perhaps one of these motel/hotel toilet seats had some powerful cleaning agents on it. I recommend you wash a strange/questionable seat with a little water before taking a seat.

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