Girls are nice and the staff are all really cool. It doesn't get too crowded so there is lot's of boring sitting around time. Some real pretty girls. That's a good thing.
Tatiana fell "in love" and proposed to the most perfect girl. Her name is Luxury and she came in from Salt Lake with her friend Xenia. Luxury turned out to be Russian and her friend from the Ukraine. This Luxury girl was one of the most perfect girls Tatiana has ever seen in a strip club. Or outside of one too for that matter. Dark brown long hair with some red tones in it, petite, natural, the most perfect bubble butt. That Tatiana grabbed, with Luxury's permission, of course. Body in super good shape. Beautiful face and a really good dancer. She did some amazing pole work. She told Tatiana that she has installed a 13 foot pole in her house.
Lot's of girls know how to climb the pole and twirl around it. But many that do pole tricks can do them but it doesn't look that good, uncontrolled and jerky. This girl, Luxury was SO good. Tatiana thinks she must had been in some serious gymnastic training when she was little. Anyhow, Luxury was so beautiful........WOW.
Her friend Xenia was nice but looked like she had just stepped off the boat from behind the Iron Curtain. She had an awkward looking hair piece attached to the side of her head that fell off when she hung upside down from the pole. The hair piece laid on stage like road kill. Funny stuff.
Here are some club rules. Actually Tatiana can think of many butt holes she had the pleasure (NOT) to happen to stare into at work due to a miniscule g string not covering everything up. Especially this one girl at The Bush, Tatiana did many dances at the same time as her in the booths at The Bush, and this girl always had on some super small butt hole revealing g string for some reason, she also always did a lot of dances. Hmmmmmm.
Kissing customers (meaning on the mouth)? Like, GROSS. That should be a given and not have to be written down. Tatiana does not even like to kiss people on the cheek cause that messes up her perfect MAC lip gloss application. Yuck.
Crotch diving? Sounds dangerous......Do you have rules like these posted at YOUR place of employment? LOL. Hey everyone, remember no crotch diving, ok?
Be nice to customers? What? We have to be nice? WTF!!!? If anything they should be nice to Tatiana. Well, the people that read this know that Tatiana is nice, in her own Tatiana way.
Cover up that butthole!
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