RIP Hammie the Hamster (2006-2007)

A few weeks ago Julia's hamster died. His name was Hammie, and he had long beige colored fur and little black eyes. He had escaped from his cage and was living inside of Julia's oven. She tired to lure him out with carrots, but Hammie seemed to want to stay in the oven. So Julia started leaving out food and water for him and he stayed in the oven for weeks. After a few run-ins with Julia's dog Bugsy, Hammie ran into the oven for the last time. She knew Hammie was dead when she stopped hearing him eat his hamster food late at night (and it started smelling bad). How was Julia supposed to get a dead hamster out of an oven?? She called her friend "Double D" for help.

"Julia," He said, "Get me a coat hanger and a flash light and I will be over in 30 minutes!"

Double D arrived and started the search for Hammie's dead body. After what seemed like forever, Hammie was finally spotted in a back corner of the lower part of the oven. With some careful handiwork, Double D was able to pull the little corpse out and he was placed in a nice little Victoria's Secret bag that Julia had picked out for his coffin.

The bag was taken to the dumpster, and plenty of Lysol was sprayed in and around the oven.

Julia burned a candle on top of the stove in Hammie's memory.

Then she decided that she never again wanted a pet hamster.

(Written by Julia).