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The Pick Up Artist

Ok ok, so Sunday is Tatiana's day off and she usually ends up totally engulfed with the crazy reality shows on VH1. Now it is "Charm School", Tatiana LOVES Megan and Brandi C, detest Heather (yuck, typical used up and mad Vegas stripper) and this other show called "The Pick Up Artist".
Tatiana yells at the tv and at no one in particular during The Pick Up Artist. SERIOUSLY, this show is too much! A bunch of guys are gathered up at some mansion in Arizona where they will learn how to develop their "game" with women. The teacher is some joker called Mystery that is supposedly a "master pick up artist". More like a circus artist, because he looks like he belongs at a side show somewhere in Alabama.
There's really nothing wrong with the guys that supposedly need to improve their women hunting skills. They are maybe shy, but they are NORMAL. This Mystery character on the other hand is never seen without a black beanie or a bandana (balding maybe ?), a very flamboyant outfit of some sort, he has a pair of ski goggles permanently attached to his forehead, black eyeliner, some outdated face piercings and on occasion a feather boa that serves as a tool to lure his lady victims with.
Mystery is teaching his pupils the art of getting women. And this "art" even comes with it's own words like "opening up a set", and "kino".
It is soooooo stupid and vomit inducing. Just try to hook up with as many girls as possible! No emphasis is put on genuine interest for the girl, feelings, love. It's all about one thing. And the women they are trying to approach in the bars (filmed in Arizona) are the types that won't give a guy the time of a day unless he is driving the right car or has a connection to The Playboy Mansion. In other words your typical LA, Vegas and Scottsdale hooker in disguise.
One by one, the guys will be dropped out of the show until there's one lucky and totally confused winner that will be Mystery's new sidekick.
Yes, Tatiana knows this is tv and it is a show and all but still, it is stupid and some guys out there might watch this and think that this is real. Oh horror!! That this is how you are supposed to behave to get a girl. The same guys that read Maxim and think that all the stupid women advice in there are real. What is wrong with just being yourself???
This Mystery man-thing would be very much out of luck with Tatiana, no "kino" here buddy. She would rip that feather boa up and put it up his arse where it belongs.
Tatiana's advice for guys are be yourself, be polite, shower, use a good deodorant, don't sport obvious nose hairs, don't wear clothes that stink like BO unless you are homeless, brush your teeth, don't act desperate, have something interesting to converse about, don't get annoyingly drunk and don't be too shy and sooner or later things will work out. They say that there is someone out there for everyone. Quality is better than quantity guys, yes some of you find that hard to believe. And being alone in nothing bad either. It's better than to get involved with some psycho chick.
There's no need to look like you spend every free hour in the gym, not every girl think that's hot. At least not this girl. And as you all should know by now, Tatiana knows everything. A Bill Gates is much sexier than a brutish body builder, unless you are into muscle guys that is.
If you have any women problems, e mail Tatiana and she will give you advice worth listening to.
Until next time XOXO, T.








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