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Today Tatiana picked up Maxim mag from Borders. Not because she thinks Maxim is a good mag, no it's quite dumb, guys if you read Maxim.......don't believe much of the stupid "articles"in there. Playboy is more interesting. Tatiana picked up this issue because of Joanna Krupa on the cover. Joanna is a very beautiful POLISH model that Tatiana thinks is gorgeous. And after reading the interview Tatiana likes her even more. Joanna is an animal rights activist and she makes a statement about Michael Vick and his totally inexcusable antics. She also says "God created the body and there's nothing wrong with showing it naked. AMEN on that, Tatiana agrees!
What makes a girl physically attractive according to Tatiana? Well......Tatiana likes model types, beautiful face AND figure. A lot of guys like either big boobs or a big butt. Tatiana likes nice boobs and a nice butt, nice long legs, nice flat stomach with a defined waist, nice hair, nice posture, good walk, fine features, beautiful smile, clear skin. Basically a more model looking girl.
Here are some examples.........Kate Moss, Gisele Bundchen, Paulina Porizkova, Tatiana Patitz, Anna Kournikova, Monica Hansen, Angelina Jolie portraying Lara Croft, Aishwarya Rai.........to name a few. Oh, and of course Ellen! Tatiana loves Ellen, she wishes she was married to her. And Britney (Spears), she is so sexy and she can dance, the dancing part is a huge plus.
Tatiana has no problem acknowledging a beautiful girl when she sees one. She will even compliment them, no jealousy here. Tatiana loves watching a pretty girl, it's like art.
Here's a Joanna pic. Nice huh?

Tatiana decided to help support the local strippers tonight and ventured out to some strip clubs. Taylor was happy to go with her, Taylor is the blonde beauty in the Girdwood Forest Fair pic.
First on the agenda was Sin Rock. Most of the girls were quite young and not very in tune with their bodies or sensual/sexual at all. It was more like watching a bad YouPorn video over and over again. Scary. Tatiana felt like a concerned parent and almost wanted to stage some interventions for a few of the girls. This was a rather painful place. Nice girls but no clue to what they were doing. This is probably what Tatiana was like in the beginning, oh horrid thought!
Another visit to Sin Rock in the future? Ich don't think so.
Then it was time for PJ's. This club has the reputation of being the place were strippers go to die......so Tatiana had to go and see.......who knows this might be where Tatiana retires one day? You never know what the future holds.
There were five ladies working and T&T watched them all take their turn on stage. These ladies were older but more seasoned......but it is still a pretty sad place. There was like nobody in there. One dancer was really thin and bony with big bruises on her ass. Since there is no snow on the streets, T&T decided that the bruises were caused by a combination of stage work and diving for crack. This dancer also wore some tennis shoes that were falling apart on stage. She needs new ones, maybe we should start up a collection?
T&T got new found appreciation for themselves tonight.
Yeah......T&T ventured out in the pouring rain to support these girls, if they can do it, so can you! Grab some money and go and show the local talent how much you love them! Stimulate the economy! Save America!

Tatiana left Soldotna at 4 30 am this morning when she was done with work. She is planning on going back to Charlies but she is not exactly sure when. Sometimes soon. Otherwise the Soldotna men will miss her too much.
After about an hour of driving it was time to pull over for a nap. Then a stop at The Bake Shop in Girdwood for some breakfast.
Tatiana is tired, she has not slept yet. As soon as she got home she turned on VH1. The finale of "Daisy Of Love" was this last Sunday but Tatiana missed it because she did not have a tv in Soldotna. OH NO!!!!! Lucky for her, Daisy came on soon after Tatiana got home.
And as Tatiana predicted back in May........Daisy chose London! YEAY! They fit really good together and they look so cute, now Tatiana has a huge crush on both London AND Daisy. Tatiana wishes them a happy relationship. BUT Tatiana has a serious crush on London, he is beyond sexy and good looking. If him and Daisy are not together anymore, Tatiana wants him. YUMMY!
Tatiana is laying in bed, too fatigued to unload the car, unpack and take a shower.
She wants a foot rub and a massage, ice cream and a nap. And London.

Today Tatiana saw the most perfect rainbow, bright colors and a huge perfect arch. Then a few minutes later a second rainbow appeared above the first one. Tatiana can't recall seeing this before. It was so pretty and special, Tatiana felt really lucky.

Tatiana decided to try a new club. There's one in Soldotna called Good Time Charlies and they NEED Tatiana. Really need!
Soldotna is about 150 miles away from Anchorage. Somebody told Tatiana to go to Charlies with an open mind.
Well, the club itself is rather rinky dinky. But it doesn't really matter. Tatiana has worked in many sk "upscale" clubs before and that doesn't mean anything.
What's funny about this place is the decorations, rather hilarious, duct tape holding the carpet together on the ground (easy to stumble on with 7' heels), silver Christmas style flowing thingies hanging from various places, a pinata in a corner, the lap dance romance area (hey the dj calls it the romance room, lol). There are two dogs running around, ruling the place, super cute. Tatiana made two new friends (the dogs) and cuddled with them on an old couch in front of the fake fire place that has a sliding show picture frame on top of it with pictures that are just TOO funny.
What's not so funny is that smoking is allowed. BLEH. Gross. And some of the things that go on in the romance room. HELLO! Like too much at times. But since Tatiana doesn't participate in extra curricular touching she tried not to pay too much attention to the action as long as she was getting dances. If you get a dance from Tatiana you are getting first class quality and a memory.......not just whatever . It's like getting a fine rare wine instead of a tepid low quality beer. But some people rather have the tepid beer because a fine wine might be too much for them to process and that's ok with Tatiana.
Overall this has been a fun and good experience so far. Why leave The Bush for a few days? Because it got boring and when Tatiana gets bored she needs something new.
So far Tatiana has been racking up Alaskan experiences......there are some things left that she wants to do. Hmmmmmm.......like getting it on in the back of a Ford truck maybe? LOL.
Or sharing a nice bottle of Boone's Farm under a bridge somehwere..........romantic!

It's early Monday morning........Tatiana is actually up. It's raining outside, it was raining yesterday too. So far it has been such a gorgeous summer so the rain is probably needed. Rain is kind of comfy, as long as it doesn't rain for days and days. This summer has been one of Tatianas best. Vegas summers are more torturous since it is scorching hot during the day and you have to wait until the evening to be able to do something. But in Alaska you can do whatever outside during the day, the weather has been perfect. Tatiana does NOT want the summer to end! She feels a little panicky when she thinks about fall and winter, she hopes that the summer will slowly unfold because she wants to enjoy it to the fullest.

This weeks plans besides work and having a great week in general? A pedicure is much needed. Tatiana got a pretty pastel blue for her toes. And yes, sometimes even Chhaya gets her little toe nails painted, this time it will probably be the pastel blue for her too.
Girdwood with Chhaya, maybe hike up Mount Aleyaska. Vacuum. Post office. Bank. Various iced vanilla latte with whipped cream rounds.
And what are YOUR plans?