I am recovering from my boob job. I don't feel any pain at all, I am ecstatic and in a happy fog of pain killers. Can't wait to venture out tomorrow in a low cut top to show off my new boobs, I don't care that they are swollen, hard and covered in bandages.
Big boobs are always sexy, well at least I heard that guys think so. That must mean it is true.......right? So now I have DOUBLE D's. This means that I will make so much more money, I will soon be a multi millionaire instead of only a millionaire and I will never again be unhappy. My double D's will bring me endless fortunes and happiness. Well, I am going to drink some lemonade now, take another Vicoden and watch Sex and the City . Oh and I am going back to work as soon as I can, I can't wait to show everybody my new boobs! SEKSI!!!