Tales From the Niagara House Motel (Denver, CO)

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Tales From the Niagara House Motel (Denver, CO)

While sitting on the toilet straining, Tatiana glanced around the bathroom thinking about how dirty it was.

“Does Asian ever clean in here?” Tatiana wondered to herself.

Suddenly something caught her eye under the heating unit on the floor.

“I hope that’s not what I think it is,” Tatiana thought as she called for Julia.

Julia kneeled down on the floor, then jumped back with disgust.

“That’s a fucking crack pipe!! I can’t believe what I’m seeing. Someone was in here smoking crack!!” Julia was upset with the idea of someone smoking crack in Room 104.

“And Asian didn’t even clean this shit up!!” Tatiana was more concerned about the lack of cleaning than the actual crack pipe.

Tatiana proceeded to pick up the crack pipe, which had been broken into two pieces and was badly scorched. She carried it with some napkins to the outside trash can.

The following day, curiosity got the best of Julia and she decided to explore under both of the beds. She was thrilled to find a gold watch under her bed, but Julia and Tatiana were in for a surprise when Julia looked under Tatiana’s bed. A stretched out, used up condom was just laying there in plain sight. When Tatiana caught a glimpse of it she was traumatized. It was the final straw.

“This is unacceptable!” Tatiana screamed. “We can’t let Asian get away with this!”

Julia and Tatiana both decided that rather than remove the condom personally, they would show it to Asian and request a partial refund of the $200 they had reluctantly agreed to pay for the room after some unsuccessful bartering. They hoped Asian would understand that it was not their condom.

Also, there was a horrible stench of sewage coming from the bathroom constantly. Tatiana and Julia had to go spend their own hard earned money on incense and candles to help with the smell. There were talks of getting bleach and Draino with hopes of getting to the bottom of things. In addition to the sewage, the room reeked of about three weeks worth of chain smoking and crack smoking. The door remained open at all times, except while they slept at night.

Julia carefully thought things through, and decided not to use the laundry facilities at the Niagara Motel. After all of the recent information, she was paranoid that some bloody sheets had probably been frequenting those washing machines. She would rather go one week with no clean underwear than wash hers in a germ ridden washing machine. And with all of the pervs lurking around the Niagara, there was a definite fear that the panties would be stolen from the laundry room.

Julia and Tatiana are savvy businesswomen. If some pervs want to sniff their panties, they are going to have to pay top dollar for that privilege.

Not much had changed at the Niagara since last time they visited, the same couple of families bundled up in one room with three kids ( the infamous Colfax motel children problem), some lonely and curious pervs wanting to befriend Julia and Tatiana (but who could blame them, Julia was walking around in various stages of undress most of the time in the room and outside, while feeding her nicotine habit) and of course room 103, the constant turnaround of sprawled out on the floor or bed sleeping with the door wide open exhausted and questionable patrons and the occasional rent by the hour guests. Julia and Tatiana thrived in the exciting environment.

The first morning they woke up from Asian yelling at the top of her lungs at some guest, she called him motherfucker and told him to leave. Julia and Tatiana symphatized with poor hardworking Asian and her two young daughters that had to grow up seeing all of this. Tatiana decided she would buy the girls a board game.

(Written by Julia).

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  1. Elaine Vigneault on :

    Questions:
    What board game?
    How does Julia know what a crack pipe looks like?
    Where are the photos?
    and
    What the fuck did you do to my blender because it's all messed up.
  2. Anonymous on :

    Blender? What blender? Julia has seen too many documentaries about crack.....pics are coming soon !!
  3. Anonymous on :

    oh yeah....it was a Connect Four game purchased at the local Target.

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