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It Snowed

So it finally snowed a bit and the snow did not melt away yet. Perhaps I can ski to the coffee shop tomorrow?

Besides the groundbreaking news that it snowed in my neck of the woods.....I just got back from work. One thing I can say about myself, I can find something funny to laugh about at work every night. I cannot be bored at work, I just can't sit there and be bored. I get a restless feeling inside like I am about to burst out of my skin. I either have to read a magazine or read something on my phone, OR I get loud and sing or come up with something funny, according to me. Because at work I have ADD and Tourette's. Some girls walk around super serious like they have a stick up their ass, zero humor, trying to be sexy or something. Playing "the role". Then they ONLY smile and look alive when talking to the guys in there. WTF? No happiness otherwise? Only around men? SO lame and barf. Those girls probably think that I am annoying and immature, in turn I think they are pathetic because only some guy/s they don't even know can make their mouth turn into a smile. Did I laugh tonight? You bet. At my own humor. None of that fake smile crap. I do have moments at work when I don't want to and won't look at the people in there because I feel annoyed or moody but that feeling usually goes away.....but I can't be fake. Fake is probably more lucrative but I just can't do it. It's not me. I don't like fake people in general. Because of the simple fact that they are FAKE.
Here is an example of my humor, fresh from tonight. A group of guys came in, one of them got put on stage because it was like his bachelor party or something. He was given a t-shirt and then they wanted us all to write something on the shirt. I would never write anything sexual, can you guess what I wrote?

Then I got the brilliant idea to dribble some cranberry juice on a pad (as in period pad) that I got from the dressing room and I taped the pad to the shirt. That is FUNNY! And then I sold the pad, for $2. Perhaps I should be selling autographed soaked period pads? Now there is a difference between being funny and being gross. Funny is when you joke around and laugh etc. Here are some examples of gross, in my opinion. Letting go of loud, long wet sounding farts while spreading your butt cheeks apart in a packed dressing room. Letting guys touch you in hopes to make more $ in a non touching club. Sucking on random guys beer bottles several times a night simulating BJ's. That's GROSS. I am funny (I think) but not gross.
Plus there is a time and place for everything. I definitely know how to "behave" when needed.
Speaking of fake. At work I glue on fake lashes. So I usually wear the Ardell 105 but I found some new ones that I am excited to try... Ardell 152 with tapered tips. They are the ones on the right. Then a friend of mine that is a hair dresser told me about grey drops. I never heard about grey drops before. Have you? She also told me to rinse out the color with as cold water as I can stomach so the hair cuticles close and wait 48 hours before shampooing, if possible. So I got this Gray Magic by Ardell.
Oh yes, I color my hair and I match my color. I started getting grey hair when I was about 18 (a sign of high intelligence as we all know ;-) ) and according to Wikipedia, "Changes in hair color typically occur naturally as people age, eventually turning the hair gray and then white. This is called achromotrichia. Achromotrichia normally begins in the early to mid-twenties in men and late twenties in women. More than 60 percent of Americans have some gray hair by age 40. The age at which graying begins seems almost entirely due to genetics. Sometimes people are born with gray hair because they inherit the trait."
It is what it is. I don't want grey hair so I color it (usually every two months or so, I am too lazy to color every 9 days like Jennifer Lopez says she does). I don't have grey hair all over my head but in certain areas. So next time I color I will try the grey drops. And that is as fake as it gets with me, lashes and hair color. Everything else is natural.

Now I have to call my bank in Sweden.....sometimes making a phone call is like the most difficult task ever. It's only a phone call but feels like a huge chore. Then I am going to sleep. My eyes are getting tired and closing on me.....


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Alex on :

Hey T,

What situation would you rather be in ?
Having to color your hair every once in a while or not have any hair to color? It's been a while. It's good to catch up on some of your adventures.

Da Nang!

Tatiana on :

DA NANG my friend! I hope you are well!
Thank You for stopping by here and checking on me. has been a while.

To answer your question, I would rather color my hair every once in a while than not have any hair to color.

Take care!

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