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Communal Vibrator

So we had a communal vibrator at work. I hung it up (of course). It was a little gift, token of appreciation perhaps(?), that I got from Boss Lady after we had our toy party at work almost two years ago now. I was organizing and cleaning out my stuff here recently and found it, never used it. So I brought it to work and hung it up and called it our communal vibrator.
You know us dancers are just sex starved nymphomaniacs, all of us. In between going on stage and doing lap dances, we make out with each other and use play with vibrators. We just can never get enough. That is what people think at least. When reality is far from that but let's pretend otherwise for now......
So the vibrator hung there for a while until it didn't anymore. I noticed that somebody took it down. Who and why? Boss Lady is on vacation, I suspect she took it down and brought it with her. Boss Lady, we want our vibrator back. Thank You!



What else has happened at work? While peeing in the bathroom, Julia (girl I work with) told me, while she was peeing also, that my Lara Croft for Halloween was EPIC. Yes, that is the word she used, EPIC and that she still tells people about it. I heard from a few people that is was really good. WOW, I'm flattered! I felt like a bad ass actually. Funny how something you wear can make you feel.
Saturday night three guys put on a show for us girls, they all stripped. It was really entertaining and quite good actually. One of them had definitely practiced on his Usher moves, or watched Magic Mike on repeat. They kept if fairly tame, the underwear stayed on. Until I got tired of the being shy bullshit and ripped their tighty whities off them. Actually I didn't, I behaved.....this time. Usually I waste no time, get straight down to business and pull down their underwear. Guys want to go on the stage on a regular basis and we get "normal" girls that go up too, we call them civilians. Some get undressed real fast and others tense up and get shy. Everybody handles it differently. But it seems like all of them have lots of fun.
Saturday we had Rihanna videos on all night long.....my eyes were glued to the TV. She has been my fave girl for years now. I think a lot of girls are pretty/beautiful but Rihanna......I would marry her, she is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. Still. I also love Kate Moss, Kate is my fave model. ❤ ♡ ❤ ♡
What is up with all the ass videos and pictures lately? Is there some kind of a celeb ass competition going on? Nikki, J-Lo & Iggy and now Beyonce, the Kim K oiled up pics? I'm not impressed. Jennifer Lopez is gorgeous from head to toe and has a fantastic body (best of all those that I mentioned I think) but that Booty video and the song itself? No, I wanted to hide behind a pillow when I watched that crap. J-Lo does not have to prove anything, she is amazing. Yes, her behind is great, way better than Kim's or Nikki's (BARF), she blows them out of the water in my opinion. And please tell me that she did dumped that joke Casper. OK.....enough of the opinions. I'm going to get ready for bed. That means, wash my face, moisturize face and hands, take out contacts and brush teeth. Or just be lazy and do none of that. I'm sleepy!

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Mumintrollet on :

Nothing wrong with booty, but Kim K has too much ass for her body/legs. Disproportional.

Tatiana on :

Oh....I LOVE butts, if somebody has a nice butt I will tell them....over and over again. That might be my fave body part to check out on women, especially at work when I can stare at their butts in their uncovered state.
I just think the whole "booty" video craze lately is a bit too much.....there's a feeling of desperation over it (I feel)......like, 'look I have the best/biggest/nicest booty of them all".
Kim K might have the largest but it it HIDEOUS in my opinion.....like a growth attached to her body, or like an over sized old grandma ass. NOT SEKSI.

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