Stripper Laundry

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Stripper Laundry

Just did a load of laundry.....stripper laundry. A few thongs. I just wash them in the tub while I'm washing myself. The other night some kid was in here begging to get hired on as security......yeah, so he can try to talk to us all night long/work. I told him that there are lots of obligations that come with working as a security guy at a strip club. I mean, I can slap the guys around myself if and when they annoy me, I don't need a security guy for that.
If somebody gets too out of line I just maul their crotch with my heels. Anyhow, what are the obligations you might wonder? Foot rubs when required, even if the feet are stinky. Also hand washing of our underwear - thongs, boy shorts.....clean, crusty, smelling a bit fishy....you name it....the security guy has to do the stripper laundry. Clean our shoes with baby wipes. He also needs to offer a shoulder to cry on or be available for angry tantrum outburst when we are having a bad night for any reason. Once I explained all of this to him he said he wasn't interested any longer.....his friend on the other hand said that he would gladly take on all the responsibilities. Now that's a real man! He got hired on the spot.



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