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Entries from Saturday, May 11. 2013

Saturday, May 11. 2013

Zombie

PMS makes me feel like a zombie. I am soooooo tired, I just want to sleep and eat.
My boobs are swollen and sore. It is a gray and somewhat rainy day here......again YEAY, that makes me want to hibernate in bed all day. I even fell asleep the last two nights after work without washing off my make up first, woke up with smeared brown eyeshadow and crusty mascara. Now I sound like a boring fogbone myself, all I complain about lately is that I am tired and how bad the weather is. I should move to Queens and join some canasta or bingo club with the rest of the yentas and retire.
I promised myself yesterday that I would go for a run today. We'll see about that promise. A refreshing run in light rain doesn't seem appealing but I might force myself anyway because I know that it will wake me up. I still have to work tonight although I really do not feel an ounce of motivation to even bother with that. Even if I only shuffle around slowly on stage while holding onto the pole I can probably take home at least
$180. And I can discretely hide my yawns with my hair. No need to talk to anyone,
I can snooze on the couch in between going on stage. Too tired for talking and doing dances, stage only. Then I can stay home tomorrow night with ice cream and The Apprentice. I want Lil Jon to win, he seems nice. Or Lisa Rinna. She seems sweet.
But Penn Jillette might be the winner of this season.
Look I found a pic of me and my boobs (!), one of many. The photographer wanted me to be "creative" with some ribbon he had. He also had a collection of brightly colored feathers he wanted me to hold up against my face. And pose with some horrible green and burgundy drapes. You never know, sometimes ideas like that might come out looking good, other times.....not so much. The feathers and drapes fell into the category of not so much.



I took these last year with Barry Gallegos, I had a vision and brought a ribbon.





I think I might take a 20 minute nap now and then go running. My life is so exhausting........ ;-)






Chunky Cow

It's warming up, finally! Today there was a warm wind blowing instead of an icy wind. That made me happy. Besides that we got an influx of girls in the club, still slow on guys though. I am feeling fat and swollen, expecting my period any day. I'm waddling around the club like a chunky cow with extra flesh spilling out the sides of my panties. Not very seksi. Oh well, I will be back to normal in a few days. Stuffed myself with Mexican food and ice cream right before work too. And it was gooooooood!
But.......I have to run, a guy just came up to me while I was typing away on the couch and asked If I can give his friend a dance. I need to get my chunky butt off this couch and make some money. Happy Friday ya'll!