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Here is my BORING to do list of today.......
Vacuum. It's like the most awful chore ever. I think I'd rather scrub a toilet.
Drive to town to get food and do some errands, that feels like a chore too today. Until I get the food that is, then I will be very happy.
Spend some time outside with Chhaya. I don't mind doing that. The sun is shining but it is cold and windy. Another Arctic day, bleh.
Shower, shave, lotion up, glue on my lashes and go to work. Feels like a chore too. So it better be worth my time!
I think I need some quality time in front of a huge speaker blasting some house music and dark beats. If I am not mistaken that is coming up.
Also, trying to decide if I should schedule some more Williston time for the fall, this has to be planned months in advance, kind of like going to the Oscars. Though instead of some Hollywood glam it's just a dusty little town in North Dakota where strippers go.

I can't wait to see The Dictator with Sacha Baron Cohen. I LOVE him, I think he is the funniest person ever. And he is cute, in real life. And he is probably really smart too besides the funny part - the perfect man. Though he is kind of too hairy but on the other hand, he won't go bald anytime soon. Anyway, I wish I could meet him sometime so I could impress him with my Borat accent. And I would shave his hairy legs. He would LIKE!!!
I am number one in Alaska!!!

The Dictator

Photo by Mike Marsland/Wireimage

Borat

Photo by Evan Agostini/Getty Images

Bruno

Photo by Eamonn McCormack/WireImage

Speaking of movies, check out Tom Cruise's latest pics for his upcoming movie Rock of Ages. Like, WOW! Talk about transformation. I am impressed. I am not a Tom Cruise fanatic, I think he seems kind of odd in his personal life but career wise he is a determined little fucker.
I can't believe this is actually him.




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